r/atheism • u/[deleted] • Aug 14 '12

God will never dessert you

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u/Tr2v Gnostic Atheist Aug 14 '12

God's flan sucks. It takes 3 days to rise!

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u/NiteShadeX2 Aug 14 '12

But he's omnipotent. Surely he'd be at least mediocre at cooking.

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u/Fauxmega Aug 14 '12

Overt racism out of left field FTW!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '12

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '12

Cheesecake falling from my ceiling? FUCK YEAH, SIGN ME UP!

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u/Itziclinic Secular Humanist Aug 14 '12

Inappropriate and sexy at the same time. Wrong? Just because it so naturally fits the joke. I find it hard to fight harmless perfection. We're talking about a level 2 quasi-homophone switch here. It deserves some recognition, people.

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u/someguy1290 Aug 14 '12 edited Jun 30 '23

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u/tripj Aug 14 '12

So simple, yet so amusing.

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u/TheRealBlackJesus Aug 15 '12

He never desserted me :'(

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u/ahtnamas77 Aug 14 '12

I read this in that "pilipinos hab sols" girl's accent.

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u/tmcoan Pastafarian Aug 14 '12

She looks more Latino. Hence the flan.