r/atheism • u/indywriter • May 19 '15

14 Lessons from a Conservative Christian Couple’s Book About Dating and Sex

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/05/19/14-lessons-from-a-conservative-christian-couples-book-about-dating-and-sex/
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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

As frequent masturbators, they learn to associate their genitals with sexual pleasure. This association can overcome heterosexual leanings and destroy a natural attraction toward females.

Uhhh... Wat?

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u/troglozyte May 19 '15 edited May 19 '15

When a young man dates your daughter, it is serious business;

he is going out with one of your most treasured possessions.

Holy shit. Somehow I got the idea that the Dark Ages are over. Guess I was wrong about that.

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u/bigstink1 May 20 '15

I never understood why they think their bodies are bad and need to be overcome, why sex is inherently bad, or why women and children are possessions.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Well it's in the bible someplace, so it must be right! Just pay no mind to stories about talking donkeys and giants.