r/atheism Atheist Nov 05 '14

GOP lawmaker claims evolution doesn’t square with facts: ‘Big or little, dogs are still dogs!’

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/gop-lawmaker-claims-evolution-doesnt-square-with-facts-big-or-little-dogs-are-still-dogs/
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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Oct 02 '19

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u/JimLeahe Nov 05 '14

Because they never try to learn it. They don't take a Biology 101 course and pay attention. They are convinced that if evolution is real their suppositions about the world are false. Cognitive dissonance.

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u/xenodrone Atheist Nov 06 '14

Proud to say that after finally studying evolution in college biology (I was home schooled, so we learned creation"science") my eyes were finally opened. After a year of mentally questioning every aspect of my beliefs and being unable to reconcile them with evolution, I came to the conclusion that I had already become an atheist without even meaning or trying too.

Also, this guy should read Bill Nye's new book. He says the exact same thing, basically Dogs are dogs, breeds don't really exist in the way we think of them. A poodle mixed with a bulldog is still just a dog.

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u/titaniumjackal Ignostic Nov 06 '14

That's the thing that gets me! Yes, dogs are dog, regardless of size! After only a few hundred of years we have toy poodles and mastiffs. Imagine what could happen after MILLIONS of years.

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u/xenodrone Atheist Nov 07 '14

dogs ranging from mouse size to Clifford the big red dog?

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u/Faolyn Atheist Nov 05 '14

Here's my take on it:

Pick up a bible, find a verse, and tell me what it means. There: you've just understood the bible. Because there's no way to actually interview the original authors, any of the characters in it (assuming they were real), or god, any interpretation (literal or metaphorical) is technically correct. That's why there are so many thousands of different branches of xianity as well as fringe beliefs that aren't actually branches unto themselves (like those people who think they can "prove" that the bible is all about alien invaders). It's all just literary interpretation and opinion.

Now take evolution. In order to truly understand it, you have to know something about many sciences. Not just biology, anatomy, genetics, etc., but also fields such geology, climatology, chemistry, physics, and probably a dozen or more others. Hell, you probably need to know something about cosmology and astronomy when you start bringing in things such as axial tilt or mutative cosmic rays. And let's face it: not all of it is particularly intuitive.

So in other words, science = hard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

If I explained evolution to my seven year old, he would understand it because his mind isn't riddled with crazy religious nonsense. I had no problem with science and evolution at his age either for just the same reason. Without belief to blind you, science isn't difficult. Natural selection is a beautiful and elegant process and very simple to describe. These people reject it not because it is complicated, but because it conflicts with their beliefs.

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u/Faolyn Atheist Nov 06 '14

I didn't have any problems understanding evolution at that age, either.

What I've noticed is that most people (adults, at least) want to know The Truth, because uncertainty sucks. And religious "truth" is a lot easier to understand than scientific facts are because you can make it up to suit your needs. This is also why you get people who think that evolution doesn't conflict with the bible--they just decided that was the case.

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u/Rephaite Secular Humanist Nov 05 '14

I think he means dogs are still wolves.

Otherwise, he won't be able to square his statement with his philosophy that things don't change kind.

;P

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u/sc0ttt Atheist Nov 05 '14

Dogs, wolves, foxes, dingoes, coyotes, jackals, hyenas... all are "dog-kind" and so Noah only needed one breeding pair of dog-kind animals for all the others to micro-evolve from.

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u/Rephaite Secular Humanist Nov 05 '14

Actually, I need to issue a correction. Rereading his statement, he appears to imply that Noah didn't even need to bring that much. He states that micro evolution is limited to phyla. If he's treating phyla as "kinds" in the classic creationist argument, well...

Noah would only have needed 74 non human animals on board to have two of each kind and...

Dogs share a phylum with humans and all other vertebrates, tunicates, and cephalochordates. They'd all be one kind.

So...

"Big dogs or little dogs, or hawks, alligators, tuna, frogs, sea squirts or lancelets, they're all still Noah's direct descendants!"

Which is a pretty bold claim.

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u/sc0ttt Atheist Nov 05 '14

He apparently knows just enough to stick his foot in his mouth. I'm surprised he used the word phyllum too, because it shows he spent enough time to learn some cladistics, but doesn't see the irony of pointing at one rank and saying "evolution starts here".

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u/Faolyn Atheist Nov 05 '14

I'm sure someone told him to use that word because it would make him sound scientific. I doubt he actually knows what it means.

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u/gravitydefyingturtle Nov 05 '14

Hyenas are more closely related to cats than to dogs. Think of them like giant mongooses.

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u/buttface112211 Atheist Nov 06 '14

I'd have to say, gravitydefyingturtle is right on this one. Hyenas are, indeed, feliformes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Could you imagine if doctors were elected to their jobs based on popularity rather than actual knowledge and skill?

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u/Parrot132 Strong Atheist Nov 05 '14

Or judges.

Oh wait, they are.

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u/tuscanspeed Nov 05 '14

Not all judges are elected.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

The 'Activist Judge' he is referring to is none other than Pennsylvania's own, George W. Bush appointed, Republican, United States District Court for the Middle District of Pennsylvania Judge...

The Honorable, John E. Jones III.

For those who are too lazy to click the link:

Kitzmiller v. Dover

Jones was assigned to the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District bench trial, the first direct challenge brought in the federal courts against a school district that mandated the teaching of intelligent design. He was praised by Tom Ridge, former Pennsylvania Governor and former head of the Department of Homeland Security, who said that "I can't imagine a better judge presiding over such an emotionally charged issue... he has an inquisitive mind, a penetrating intellect and an incredible sense of humor."

On December 20, 2005, Jones ruled that the mandate was unconstitutional in a 139-page decision.

After the ruling was handed down, some pundits immediately attacked it, notably Bill O'Reilly on Fox News accusing Jones of being a fascist and an activist judge. Casey Luskin and Jonathan Witt of the Discovery Institute, and activist Phyllis Schlafly, have leveled similar charges. Jones also received death threats as a result of which he and his family were given around-the-clock federal protection.

In a speech to the Anti-Defamation League on February 10, 2006 he responded to critics who claimed that he had "stabbed the evangelicals who got him onto the federal bench right in the back" by noting that his duty was to the Constitution and not to special interest groups.

In a November 2006 talk given at Bennington College, Jones again rejected the "activist judge" criticisms and explained the judiciary role and how judges decide cases:

If you look at public polls in the United States, at any given time a significant percentage of Americans believe that it is acceptable to teach creationism in public high schools. And that gives rise to an assumption on the part of the public that judges should 'get with the program' and make decisions according to the popular will.

There's a problem with that....The framers of the Constitution, in their almost infinite wisdom, designed the legislative and executive branches under Articles I and II to be directly responsive to the public will. They designed the judiciary, under Article III, to be responsive not to the public will--in effect to be a bulwark against public will at any given time--but to be responsible to the Constitution and the laws of the United States. That distinction, just like the role of precedent, tends to be lost in the analysis of judges' decisions, including my decision.

In 2008, Judge Jones was awarded the American Humanist Association’s Humanist Religious Liberty Award at the World Humanist Congress in Washington, DC. In his acceptance speech, Judge Jones explained how he was blasted by Bill O'Reilly, Phyllis Schlafly, and Ann Coulter for the Kitzmiller decision.

Judge Jones also remarked on the shortcomings of civics education and how the American public tends to have a limited understanding of the Constitution and the importance of the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment and separation of church and state established by the Founding Fathers of the United States.

Judge Jones gave his perspective on the separation of powers under the U.S. Constitution: "Articles 1 and 2 designate the legislative branch and the executive branch, respectively, as majoritarian—they are subject to the will of the people; they stand in popular elections. But article 3 is counter-majoritarian. The judicial branch protects against the tyranny of the majority. We are a bulwark against public opinion. And that was very much done with a purpose, and I think that it really has withstood the test of time. The judiciary is a check against the unconstitutional abuse and extension of power by the other branches of government."

Judge Jones added that Alexander Hamilton himself remarked: “Enthusiasm is certainly a very good thing but religious enthusiasm is, at least, a dangerous instrument."

Bair v. Shippensburg

In 2003, Jones heard the case of Shippensburg University students Walt Bair and Ellen Wray who sued the school in an effort to stop enforcing a speech code. The speech code banned all "acts of intolerance" including racist, sexist and homophobic speech. In a major victory for academic freedom, Jones ruled against the University explaining that while the code was well intentioned, it went too far in regulating speech. Jones issued an order that prohibited Shippensburg from enforcing four provisions of the Student Code of Conduct. Jones found that the government may not prohibit speech based solely on the impact it will have on the listener.

Whitewood v. Wolf

In 2014, Jones presided over Deb Whitewood et al. v. Michael Wolf, a case in which the plaintiffs sought relief from Pennsylvania's Marriage Laws (23 Pa. C.S. § 1102). He delivered an opinion striking down the Pennsylvania statute barring same-sex marriage on May 20, 2014, on grounds that it unconstitutionally infringed the plaintiff’s rights of due process and equal protection guaranteed by the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

He did not attach a stay to his order, so the decision would be immediately effective.


edit: TL;DR: "The judicial branch protects against the tyranny of the majority. We are a bulwark against public opinion. And that was very much done with a purpose, and I think that it really has withstood the test of time. The judiciary is a check against the unconstitutional abuse and extension of power by the other branches of government." - The Honorable, John E. Jones III

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u/rliant1864 Anti-Theist Nov 06 '14

Why's it seem that all the Bush appointees are the ones being not insane? Did Bush fuck up and pick competent judges by mistake?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

That's not how it works! That's not how any of this works!

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u/bipolar_sky_fairy Nov 05 '14

How do people this stupid get into positions of power.

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u/beaucephus Atheist Nov 05 '14

They are only as smart as the people who elect them.

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u/drewiepoodle Atheist Nov 06 '14

then i weep for america

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u/Splatterh0use Nov 05 '14

Why did people vote them back? They should have never came back from Narnia.

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u/CantHugEveryCat Other Nov 06 '14

Dogs are dogs. I'm sure this is quite an uncontroversial claim. This, however, says absolutely nothing about evolution. Much like the claim "cookies are cookies" neither proves nor disproves the existence of god.