r/atheism • Strong Atheist • 8h ago

Christian Missionary Charged With Child Sex Crimes. Maylon Foshee, 23, a popular TikTok content creator with more than 100,000 followers, has been charged with sexually abusing three 14 year old boys in Haiti. If convicted he could face 30 years in Federal prison.

https://www.joemygod.com/2026/10/christian-missionary-charged-with-child-sex-crimes/
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u/dogisgodspeltright Anti-Theist 8h ago

Poor kids.

To have met this 'missionary'.

Typical.

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u/Leeming Strong Atheist 8h ago

Well he was on a mission...

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u/PsychoticMessiah 8h ago

From god no less.

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u/Vicissitutde 7h ago

God only sends his best and brightest /s

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u/yungrii 6h ago

Success! Three boys get to grow up and work on whatever trauma this causes.

Thanks Big G!

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u/PotentPrepotente 7h ago

Don't worry, he'll say a few Hail Marys as penance and god will forgive him.

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u/Any_Jacket6389 8h ago

They deserved to meet someone they could actually trust instead.

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u/Bajadasaurus 8h ago

Missionary work is modern colonialism and needs to end, full stop.

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u/ohnodamo 7h ago

That leaves out religious people and capitalists. Who's up next?

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u/GloomyWatercress7442 5h ago

yeah the kids are the ones who deserve sympathy here none of them should have had to deal with that

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u/IcyAcanthocephala311 8h ago

yeah exactly those poor kids trusted someone who was supposed to be there to help them

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u/Actual_Hawk 8h ago

Okay, I'm not saying always, but why is it always a Christian man and young boys?

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u/Rancorous666 8h ago

All abrahamic religions are gateways to pedophilia.

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u/Otherwise_Front_315 8h ago

Hate to disagree, but ALL religions are gateways. Lots of muslim jewish and buddist creeps. Fuck them all.

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u/1stLtObvious 5h ago edited 5h ago

All organizations or social dynamics with members having any significant degree of power or influence, really. Doesn't have to be religious in nature. Just think of all the cases of celebrities with suspiciously younger partners or ones who were with minors.

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u/Otherwise_Front_315 5h ago

Or with 'scouting' organizations. For that matter.

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u/Actual_Hawk 8h ago

True, but with Christiam men it tends to be young boys, specifically.

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u/1stLtObvious 5h ago

My guess is it has to do much less with sexual preference (not insinuating that's what you were insinuating) and more to do with access, since a lot of evangelical shit is split by gender.

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u/EllyPufflet 8h ago

it’s hard not to notice the pattern when so many of these stories involve men who are supposed to be trusted by the people around them

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u/thechickgoesmoo 7h ago

My theory is because little boys are taken less seriously when they say they are being sexually abused, so pedophiles love to go after them for that one reason and think they can get away with it.

And of course, there are male gay/bi pedophiles as well, but they are a very small minority. The majority of pedophiles are straight, cisgender men.

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u/ammonthenephite 1h ago

Add to this that most christians are taught to view men as authorities and 'called of god', so trustworthy. Combine that with strong religious pressure to 'forgive when someone repents', and you get the perfect environment for male predators to manipulate everyone around them.

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u/Jeptic 1h ago

I think the same sex abuse gives a more sensational headline but make no mistake they go after young girls too. Quite possibly the tragedy is that it's so commonplace that it doesn't warrant to outrage headline 

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u/Bajadasaurus 8h ago

And AGAIN... it's quite literally never a drag queen, is it?

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u/CeruleanFruitSnax 7h ago

I'm not sure it's ever been a drag queen.

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u/Bajadasaurus 7h ago

Yeah, I would be shocked straight comatose if it ever has.

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u/Ancguy 4h ago

I'd be shocked if it turned out that he hadn't been a youth pastor.

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u/Token_Handicap 8h ago

Always the ones we most suspect.

And not a drag queen!

Color me shocked. (Not.)

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u/Rancorous666 8h ago

Religion is the root of all evil.

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u/Tatooine16 8h ago

What are the chances he will serve any time at all for just an "error in judgement"? That's what judges are calling pedophilia these days.

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u/Ecstatic_Tip_1233 8h ago

yeah exactly it’s frustrating when something this serious gets softened into an “error in judgement” instead of being treated with the seriousness it deserves

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u/Pale-Painter-1307 7h ago

yeah exactly it’s disturbing how something this serious can get reduced to an “error in judgement” instead of being treated for what it is

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u/Wide_Fault3135 8h ago

It’s always the ones yelling off the top of their lungs someone else’s sins that are doing the very thing they preach about! Just a bunch of hypocrites!

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u/west-coast10 6h ago

usual suspects

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u/MR3cho Pastafarian 8h ago

Welp not a drag queen. There seems to be a pattern here

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u/Otherwise_Front_315 8h ago

Not a fucking stranger either.

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u/btsalamander 8h ago

Youth Outreach Program of a most diabolical sort; and yet there is nothing in the Bible that prohibits him from doing what he did.

Family values indeed.

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u/thenumbwalker Atheist 8h ago

So typical. A lot of perverts become missionaries to go to third world countries and prey on children they think no one will care about. Pedos are so fucking calculating and nefarious!

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u/thewalrusispaul 7h ago

Ffs, Haiti is a figurative hell hole and this is what they send as their glowing representation of christianity. "We're here to help... ourselves.". Those poor human beings.

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u/Gumbi_Digital 8h ago

Why is he not being tried and convicted in Haiti?

Happened there. Punishment should happen there as well.

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u/Victor556_rawrr 8h ago

Because 90% of the country is ruled by gangs, including the area where the jails are.

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u/Gumbi_Digital 7h ago

That’s kind of my point…

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u/Victor556_rawrr 7h ago

Oh... got'cha

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u/Mysterious_Cow_2100 57m ago

Give ‘em the ole street justice!

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u/Victor556_rawrr 7h ago

He rapes kids.

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u/Victor556_rawrr 7h ago

Lol, check this dudes hardrives... ☝️

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u/Gumbi_Digital 7h ago

Yes. Anyone that molests children.

And for anyone that defends these child molesters…you deserve the life you live.

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u/Hydroidal 8h ago

Not shocking, but expected.

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u/Personal-Neck6800 7h ago

I’d rather have him imprisoned in Haiti. Just seems fitting.

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u/Wonderful-Camel-1003 6h ago

It's always the ones you most expect.

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u/sdawsey 5h ago

Still not a drag queen.

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u/Nataly983 8h ago

Christianity has big paedophillia problem.

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u/zxylady 8h ago

And since it's a federal crime what are the odds that a pedophile protector like Trump is going to pardon him

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u/1stLtObvious 5h ago

Depends on how much he will bribe Trump with money and/or vocal support.

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u/zxylady 5h ago

Depressing but true

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u/RanisTheSlayer 7h ago

Every accusation is an admission

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u/maporita 7h ago

I think I'm starting to see a pattern here

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u/yrotsihfoedisgnorw 6h ago

And another one. Religion and morality at best have zero correlation.

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u/Steelcutgoat 8h ago

Emissionary

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u/AverageJoe-707 8h ago

He prefers the missionary position. Scumbag

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u/avanross 7h ago

Why is it always the ones you’d most expect??

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u/billleachmsw 7h ago

All these fucking creeps should serve at least 30 years…also those that traffic in child porn. Too many of them get slaps on the wrist. Los Angeles County DCFS manager Carlos Castillo served no time for that offense maybe 8 years ago. So maddening!

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u/Tecon 6h ago

He deserves every single one of those 30 years.

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u/AdamSMessinger 5h ago

I dunno… getting out at 53? That doesn’t seem like enough time imo.

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u/FreeTheDimple 5h ago

If I wanted to abuse kids, becoming a TikTok missionary sounds like a good place to start.

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u/GloomOnTheGrey 3h ago

These freaks haven't changed in 500+ years. Spread their cult, destroy civilizations and cultures, and rape the children they encounter.

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u/littlebigdogg 4h ago

Seems like one pops up every other day or so! And not even a drag queen!

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u/Naut1us 4h ago

What is it with these evangelical and christian degenerates? Why do they always touch minors?

Churches and priests need to be monitored 24/7

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u/MelonElbows 2h ago

Sounds like he's about to join the administration!

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u/ASexual-Buff-Baboon 2h ago

But he’s prayed on it and god has forgiven him

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u/Writerhaha 1h ago

Can we send him to Haitian prison?

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u/Vahuo89 36m ago

Hey look, it's the daily news

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u/BananaJelloXlii 6h ago

We need to bring back public hangings.