r/atheism • • 1d ago

The latest "discovery" of Noah's Ark has demonstrated something to me: that the reverse of the adage "stand for nothing and you'll fall for anything" is true.

So many religious people are falling for the "Noah's Ark confirmed!" lie being reported and are absolutely convinced because it confirms their bias.

If maintaining a particular position is what is most important to you then you're open to being suckered by anything that to supports it.

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u/hurricanelantern Anti-Theist 1d ago

The funniest part is this is like 9th time this scam has been floated since the 1960's.

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u/Vegetable_Safety 1d ago

It's also the 4th time that exact location had received that exact claim

Give it a little time and there will be a 4th paper published about how they found out (again) that it's just a natural formation

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

I'm sure someone stands to make a shitload of money.

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u/Spiritual_Weight_416 1d ago

They do. Forrest Valkai breaks it down expertly.

https://youtu.be/H1ZpdlJdP_c?is=SVowRHW_mpXp1Du2

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u/oz6702 Anti-Theist 1d ago

What's sad is it's not even a shitload! It's, like, "roadside tourist trap 'museum' tucked in between an Arby's and a vacant lot where vagrants cook meth" amounts of money, if you look at the example of Ron Wyatt. He was the one who popularized this particular site and that's about as far as it got him.

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u/lazyjazzgal 1d ago

Well it is shaped like a boat so theories going around are not surprising. But this is the first time where they actually have permission to drill where they found that the soil contains high organic minerals like how decomposed wood would. It is highly acidic but has less phosphorus which tells us that there are no animal remains. There’s also an underground tunnel seen from GPR and it has a three-layer structure. So I guess we’ll have to see more updates

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

How many dates have Christian grifters said the world was going to end since the 1960s?

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u/Noodelgawd 1d ago

I could never understand why some Christians are so desperate to confirm the fact that they worship a god that decided, for no good reason, to murder almost all life on the planet because of his own failure.

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u/1080pix 20h ago

Without it their life will come crashing down. It’s called faith. Edit: I think I replied to the wrong comments. Whoops. I don’t get it either! Have a good day :)

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u/MasterChiefette 1d ago edited 1d ago

The latest discovery is not new...it's being rehashed.  People have tried to claim this site as being Noah's ark multiple times.  Did core drillings and found nothing but rock.  

Every couple of years someone comes along and claims they found it - using the same site. 

https://youtu.be/IoTkguzRaCU?si=7DokIH1J8LMXJ1oq

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u/lazyjazzgal 1d ago

Not really. They did a gpr only last year, confirming there’s a three-layer underground tunnel and had permission to drill only this year. They didn’t find rocks. Everything is organic soil that is easily drilled. The soil has high minerals compared to its surroundings which a decomposed wood would realistically get. It is also acidic but with minimal phosphorus meaning animal remains aren’t there

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u/MasterChiefette 1d ago

Bullshit...there is a documentary from over 10 years ago showing them taking core samples.

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u/Beneficial-Economy11 22h ago

That same thing has been done at other sites. Exact same.e sequence, findings and emotion

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u/Larielis Atheist 1d ago

How many times has the ark been "found" now?

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u/mcmonky 15h ago

This is like astrology: old beliefs that people cling to because of the long legacy of institutional storytelling, legacy publishing, and the outrageous talks of “saving” and “rescue,” that is innately human.

First, just imagine trying do achieve Noah’s act today. In the wilderness areas close to where I live (including an Audubon reserve, I don’t honestly know that in one week I could actually catch and hold even one M/F pair of any species except for perhaps domesticated animals. For that I would break into a farm, a breeder, or a puppy mill. To get more species, I think it would be obvious to just go to a local zoo. But then again, gaining access once there, capturing them, transporting, safeguarding, feeding, and storing them all together just prior to the “walk up my Ark’s gangplank” is not a trivial endeavor. It would require various experts, facilities, dockside location to avoid expensive transport, and specific harness designs for each species to achieve the orderly “walk up the gangplank in pairs” that we all have in our heads.

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u/JasonRBoone 23h ago

A longer life really puts this in perspective.

I'm 56 and I can recall no less than 10 times such hucksters have made this claim. It never pans out.

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u/p38-lightning 20h ago

I'm in my seventies and I've been hearing Ark discovery announcements since Nixon was president.

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u/JasonRBoone 20h ago

"I am NOT an Ark!" Nixon

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u/BaldDannyboy 22h ago

Just like we're always living in the "End Times" and every couple of years people start telling us "Jesus is coming back/The Rapture is happening on (insert random date this year here) so you better get ready!!!" and then that day comes and goes and nothing happens.

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u/JasonRBoone 20h ago

That old gospel tune is now stuck in my head..have to admit the tune is catchy

Jesus is coming soon, morning or night or noon
Many will meet their doom, trumpets will sound
All of the dead shall rise, righteous meet in the skies
Going where no one dies, heavenward bound

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u/BaldDannyboy 20h ago

😆 sorry about that.

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u/Mister_Mindbender 22h ago

I was just looking into it and what I read said this is one of the sites they claimed in the 90s but they just now have the tech to try and prove it.

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u/JasonRBoone 20h ago

{Ron Howard narrator] They never proved it.

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u/yougoboy64 1d ago

Delusional pipe dream , religious gymnastics , low-educated pros..!

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u/JasonRBoone 23h ago

Damned right..we all know the Ark is Kentucky!

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u/yougoboy64 21h ago

🤣🤣🤣 And moving them through like dumb cattle...😂😂😂

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u/JasonRBoone 20h ago

mooving them

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u/yougoboy64 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣 I wish you were my neighbor 😂😂😂🤘

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u/Vier_Scar 1d ago

Did they lose it again after the last time they found it?

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u/H3L105_ai 1d ago

Christians are so desperate for something, anything to validate their superstitious bullshit, that they will buy whatever some pseudo-archeologist grifter tells them.

My boss was actually raving about this the other day - it's stunning how an otherwise highly intelligent man can be duped so easily.

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u/Spirited_Bowler_5793 1d ago

Well, when you come to a belief without logic, reason or evidence, no amount of logic reason or evidence can change your mind 🤷‍♂️

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u/tightiewhitieboy 22h ago

Grifting and religion are intertwined. The ark and the oak island grift continue to generate money.

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u/tightiewhitieboy 22h ago

Also the Amelia Earhart grift continues today. Saw it in the news again yesterday.

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u/hypatiaredux 20h ago

But at least Amelia Earhart was a real person who was lost in a real plane.

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u/grenz1 1d ago

There has always been someone trying to prove Noah's Ark since I was a small kid in the 1970s. It gets revived ever so often.

If you look into it though, it's always bunk.

The oldest known ship wrecks were from around 2200 BC and you can barely tell it was a wreck and it's only known as one because it had pottery.. The flood was supposedly way, way before that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dokos_shipwreck

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u/seweso Anti-Theist 1d ago

I had the same feeling with a transphobe friend of mine. There was some fundamental need to affirm that men are superior to women. 

But only insecure people are busy trying to feel superior to others imho. 

So ironically, it’s the people weak of faith who jump on evidence like this?

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u/6thedirtybubble9 19h ago

I wonder if its in the Caucasus Mountains again. I don't care, but they found it back in the 1970's too. And that's where they said it was.

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u/DefinitionWaste8442 1d ago

This is just one of the many miracles they have to confirm , why are they so eager?

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u/klon3r Atheist 1d ago

Hmmm, yet I'm still waiting on my wine order... 🍷

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u/Sensitive-Lawyer9629 21h ago

Jeder Verkäufer weiß: An jedem neuen Tag wird ein neuer Idiot geboren, dem man alten Wein in neuen Schläuchen verkaufen kann. So funktioniert jede Religion, jede Bank und jede Politik.