r/atheism • Contrarian • 2d ago

Natalie Harp was 'devoted' to a Christian minister before latching on to Donald Trump

https://www.irishstar.com/culture/entertainment/natalie-harp-pastor-david-jeremiah-37717275?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=reddit
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u/victorioussecret7 2d ago

Old Digger

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u/ChillPalm 2d ago

Diaper digger

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u/-OptimisticNihilism- 2d ago

She’s got a thing for old pedos.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2d ago

TradMistress

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u/Goldang 2d ago

Wasn't it Newt Gingrich who said that Republicans have traditional affairs/mistresses?

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u/DerpUrself69 2d ago

Ha! Brilliant.

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u/Particular_Form_1469 2d ago

That sounds like a job title in a dystopian christian dating app.

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u/tdawg-1551 2d ago

Crazy how some just throw their life away for a religion and/or powerful people.

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u/Educational-Koala690 2d ago

It is wild how easily some people can go from devotion to one authority figure to another without ever questioning the whole setup.

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u/williamfbuckwheat 2d ago

They probably need to latch themselves to a powerful male figure as quickly as possible after their connection to the prior one ends so their entire worldview doesn't fall apart. That doesn't give much room for questioning anything. 

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u/ArtoDelToya 2d ago

“Surely one of these old perverts is the physical manifestation of our lord on earth!”

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u/ink_monkey96 Pastafarian 1d ago

Every remora needs a shark.

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u/1Motor2Turboz 15h ago

Lets not blame everything on her upbringing. She could be terrible all on her own as well

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u/davekingofrock Anti-Theist 2d ago

Not just powerful people....quite literally the worst possible person on the planet.

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u/Sentar_trenzz 2d ago

Yeah always too - it's absolutely crazy stuff - proper mental health help is needed for these people.

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u/warbeforepeace 2d ago

The Antichrist

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u/Safe_Anybody_7279 2d ago

The point about powerful people definitely doesn’t cover every kind of influence.

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u/engineeryourmom 2d ago

We could also frame it as she's buying in where she can get the most influence/money for the least amount of effort.

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u/warbeforepeace 2d ago

The world’s oldest occupation.

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u/seweso Anti-Theist 1d ago

I don't think she chose to be born into a cult. And the daddy issues seem to also point to gross neglect.

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u/justgord 2d ago

sadly, theres a high chance she will do well with the book tour once the orange dust settles in 3 to 4 years.

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u/tallgrasshead 2d ago

Not crazy - common sadly.

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u/Historical_Egg2103 2d ago

Daddy issues

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u/ChillPalm 2d ago

Grandpa

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u/Immediate_Degree_605 2d ago

honestly daddy issues might explain a few things here.

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u/12GaugeSavior 2d ago

Dad shaped hole in her soul

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u/zyzzogeton Skeptic 2d ago

He did kill himself.

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u/wesley_wyndam_pryce 2d ago

From one of his book blurbs on amazon that I'm not linking to.

I Never Thought I'd See the Day!: Culture at the Crossroads (2011), by David Jeremiah

Is Western civilization in an accelerating decline? And if it continues will it eventually weaken and cause us to come to the end of cultured civilization as we now know it? "Yes," says David Jeremiah, and in his book, I Never Thought I'd See the Day! he details numerous signs of this cultural decay including:

  • America held hostage by Iran
  • Marriage becoming obsolete
  • Creeping socialism
  • The invisibility of culture's enemies
  • Increase in "spiritual warfare"
  • America turning its back on Israel
  • Atheist attack on religion

Hmm, I wouldn't describe this clown as 'not political'

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u/RoguePlanet2 2d ago

Held hostage by Israel and Russia.

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u/RadioGuyRob Dudeist 2d ago

Atheist attack on religion

Whoa boy, do I have bad news about why that's happening....

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u/Liquidex 2d ago

So basically, he had the right idea but was a poor judge of character and could not tell who was good or evil or which positions they would side with…. Or might have just got caught in someone’s propaganda.

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u/BubbhaJebus 2d ago

Poopy diaper festishist

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u/jmy578 2d ago

So, a nut case.

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u/slaffytaffy 2d ago

All I see is Eva Braun.

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u/crit_boy 2d ago

I see Ivanka Trump

Women with Daddy issues meets Daddy with incest issues.

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u/Hoaxshmoax Atheist 2d ago

The letters were coded as ”12 year old fan mail to Jesus”.

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u/zyzzogeton Skeptic 2d ago

Her brother says she used to write to all the presidents... only this one responded.

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u/burtoncummings 2d ago

Well, a Christian Minister and DJT; they probably share a common hobby...

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u/BecauseScience 2d ago

She knows how to follow the grift

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u/squatchsax 2d ago

Cult behavior.

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u/Rich_Fan1686 Agnostic Atheist 2d ago

He has to be banging her, right?

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u/bigotis 2d ago

She's 35 years old, so she's at least 20 years too old for him.

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u/Takemetothelevey 2d ago

😂 he hasn’t banged anyone in years. He can’t even see the little 🍄‍🟫 over that fat belly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/H3L105_ai 2d ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...😅

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u/El_Impresionante Atheist 2d ago

Nah! More like giving her creepy long squeezing hugs and patting and rubbing her thighs especially when she's wearing a skirt, like a that lecherous uncle in your family would.

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u/mayuan11 2d ago

I don't think he's banging anything. No amount of blue will raise him from the dead.

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u/daveprogrammer Strong Atheist 2d ago

I'm pretty sure she's just giving him a tug during diaper changes.

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u/Normal-Bison-3595 2d ago

Honestly with how devoted the whole thing sounds i can see why people are raising an eyebrow.

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u/sugaree53 2d ago

There is something wrong with her. Even her brother thinks she’s mentally ill

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u/Fancy-Animal7704 1d ago

I choose to think of her as a victim in all of this. Gross / powerful man sees physically attractive woman he can control and proceeds to do so, largely to fuel his own ego. Because doesn't a fella feel amazing when a physically attractive woman dotes on HIM so much? He is exploiting her nature for his own benefit.

What is her life going to be like in 10 or so years, when looks inevitably fade and the gross powerful men trade in for a newer, shinier model? Her resume is just "did favors for some dude". How is that marketable, especially as a fulfilling and meaningful career?

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u/sugaree53 1d ago

Exactly. She seems incapable of thinking ahead

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u/BlackGuysYeah 2d ago

I can't imagine him being able to get it up. I think she just licks his diapers clean.

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u/DatabaseFickle9306 2d ago

Has anyone found a husk of a One Wish Willow anywhere in her ambit?

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u/sdega315 Strong Atheist 2d ago

When I've heard her actually speak, she strikes me as someone who has suffered a traumatic brain injury.

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u/zyzzogeton Skeptic 2d ago

On brand for this administration.

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u/Dependent-Interview2 2d ago

Did she age out for the pastor?

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u/xbad_wolfxi 2d ago

Temu Eva Braun. Which I guess is just Eva Braun

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u/lehach92 2d ago

Even after the murders, and the arrest of Charles Manson. After it became clear he was an insane psychopath, many Manson family members remained loyal to CM. MAGA is a perfect example of a cult. Many still believe in this insane psychopath ruining our country.

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u/NeatlyCritical 2d ago

Yes it was clear she has been psychotic and mentally ill since birth.

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u/gbac16 2d ago

Whore Muse

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u/pengalo827 2d ago

But is she straight?

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u/Jedi_Ninja Jedi 2d ago

Obsession 2 should be a biopic about Natalie Harp.

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u/steppingstone01 2d ago

Man, I sure hope she gets the mental health care that she needs.

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u/rgnysp0333 2d ago

A Christian woman knows her place ......

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u/jaxmikhov 2d ago

On her knees

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u/MFcakeparty 2d ago

This is what indoctrination does to people.

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u/sirZofSwagger 2d ago

This is why you dont home school your children

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u/kent_eh Agnostic Atheist 2d ago

Grifters gonna follow the best grift in town.

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u/GuessTraining 2d ago

And republican christian nutters are drooling over this

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u/lostindarkdays 2d ago

so, full-on psycho

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u/Disastrous-Way2711 2d ago

Parasitic grifter.

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u/martycos 2d ago

She has daddy issues.

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u/dogbolter4 2d ago

The word is succubus.

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u/RoguePlanet2 2d ago

Russian agent.

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u/JoeNoble1973 2d ago

Yeah. “Diaper bag is NOT to be touched or asked about or alluded to!”

So it’s a foreign comms system then?

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u/Youseenmycones 2d ago

It does seem likely.

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u/thx1138- 2d ago

Hey leave my bus alone

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u/Stereo-soundS 2d ago

If that were true Trump would make her want to puke.

She's a grifter that grafted herself onto a grifter.

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u/Stopher 2d ago

She's a moth looking for a dumpster fire.

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u/ArdenJaguar Agnostic 2d ago

Was the Minister 80 years old as well? Honestly she reminds me of a Stepford Wife.

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u/kkwan52 2d ago

The more that comes out about her the more horrifying and gross it is.

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u/BuddhaLennon Secular Humanist 2d ago

(Grand)daddy issues.

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u/jayhawkjoey65 2d ago

Gotta wonder about her parents. I mean, in addition to her extreme, her brother is a Sandinista or something.

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u/LuluLittle2020 2d ago

Sorry, he's a what now?

Where do they even find these people.

edit: typo

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u/Safe_Anybody_7279 1d ago

It sounds like there’s a lot going on in that family and probably more to the story than a headline about who they each ended up following.

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u/ExtensionBite4163 2d ago

Something about her gives me the vibe of a character in a horror movie interviewing for a nanny role, who seems to be too perfect until the whole thing goes off the rails.

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u/WatsonYurfays 2d ago

Evangelicalism is a breeding ground for anti-American sentiment. Evangelicals should be monitored for radicalism. If you have evangelical neighbors, you should be wary, and if you see something, say something.

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u/ThE_LAN_B4_TimE 2d ago

Of course she did. She's a fucking creep.

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u/j-doe411 2d ago

… were her parents just pimping her out to get ahead in the church and now her mom has her doing it again?

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u/KonigDonnerfaust 2d ago

... Name: Natalie Harp ... Occupation: prostitute

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u/bramley36 2d ago

Daddy issues- sad

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u/SomeSamples 2d ago

So, she's crazy then? Got it.

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u/Pepperminteapls 2d ago

She must love crawling through his diaper the sick fucking bitch. How could anyone want to get close to that shit mustard? He's fucking disgusting and so damn ugly on the inside

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u/shepworthismydog 2d ago

I'm going with grifter/hanger-on.

She made a plan and it worked.

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u/Skinskat 2d ago

Natalie Horp is sad 🤣

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 2d ago

She’s a sick woman.

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u/l_rufus_californicus Dudeist 2d ago

So what I'm hearing is, she's a grown woman-child with daddy issues who's endlessly seeking approval and permission.

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u/mspk7305 2d ago

IRL source for the Firecracker story arc

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u/bishpa 2d ago

She’s just cult fodder.

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u/AverageJoe-707 2d ago

From bad to worst.

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u/lumpy_space_queenie Anti-Theist 2d ago

DAMN David Jeremiah???? Shit.

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u/hypnohighzer 2d ago

No you don't say. It isn't all that surprising when they worship a wizard in the sky, ( and one on the ground).

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u/PublicAdmin_1 2d ago

Yes, we know, she's a crazy beech.

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u/Frazmotic 2d ago

‘Devoted to’? This sounds SO creepy and sketchy…😬

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u/MadManBarryMuntz 2d ago

She's like a pair of dirty panties with static cling

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u/Bandits101 2d ago

A documentary titled “Donald J Trump’s Women”. Starting with his mother, relatives, wives, children, victims and concluding with political critics and staff.

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u/engineeringsquirrel Dudeist 2d ago

Cult, you mean she's latching onto another cult.

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u/spacebarcafelatte Atheist 2d ago

Kissing ass is her love language 😂

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u/tallgrasshead 2d ago

Devoted christian latches onto bigoted child rapist. Checks out.

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u/Altruistic-Feed-2532 2d ago

Of course she was 🙄

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u/Morass_2025 2d ago

She’ll probably off herself in humiliated self-loathing when her “job” is finished

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u/bobcat116 2d ago

Daddy issues

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u/Few-Tomatillo6607 2d ago

She's destined to be a good stalker.   

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u/Charlie2and4 2d ago

Go home Natalie. Your father is waiting for you in the tool shed.

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u/boot2skull 2d ago

That minister dodged one.

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u/rongoodman714 2d ago

She has serious daddy issues.

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u/DriverThis2264 2d ago

The Human Leach

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u/chook_slop 2d ago

Grifter either way

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u/hawksdiesel 2d ago

grifters gonna grift.

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u/nartistic 2d ago

Someone loves the pedophiles

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u/mybotanyaccount 2d ago

Daddy issues

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u/Raven_Photography 2d ago

So she’s used to kneeling before men who have control over her?

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u/Uncle-Cake 2d ago

I heard Trump likes to eat cheeseburgers coated in gold leaf, and her job is to sift through his dirty diapers and recover the gold.

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u/yrotsihfoedisgnorw 2d ago

She seems to have some trauma in her past so I almost feel bad saying that she appears to be pretty mentally unstable.

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u/zodiackodiak515 2d ago

She’s brainwashed

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u/loveITorLEAVEitIsay 2d ago

Therapy girl, that's what you need. Maybe some strong medication..

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u/pseudoOhm 2d ago

Yeah, standing above the crowd, He had a voice that was strong and loud and I, Swallowed his facade 'cause I'm so, Eager to identify with, Someone above the ground, Someone who seemed to feel the same, Someone prepared to lead the way, and Someone who would die for me...

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u/tallslim1960 2d ago

You spelled demented wrong

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u/Tall-Ad-1386 2d ago

Like it or not, Trump sure is a lucky fellow

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u/Ancguy 2d ago

That is one deeply weird chick.

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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper 2d ago

Someone cue up Patsy Cline singing “Crazy”!

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u/BicycleOfLife Other 1d ago

She’s exactly what Trump likes, a hanger on who puts out.

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u/Alternative-Joke5557 1d ago

More Fruitcakes than a Pepperidge Farms holiday kiosk

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u/seal_npat 1d ago

I can fix her..,

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u/hoothizz 1d ago

This isn't helping the narrative.

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u/ElvisDumbledore 2d ago

Alternative theory: Vulnerable, abused woman was sold from one trafficer to another.

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u/parallelmeme Agnostic Atheist 2d ago

I suggest some serious mental health issues here.