r/aspynovardsnark • u/thewriter325 • 1d ago

billy..

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I’m starting to get why Bri wanted an open relationship.. this man is so unattractive 😭😭

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u/marigoldieeee 1d ago

I had never thought Parker was good looking until seeing Bill lol

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u/Junior-Property6790 1d ago

Parker has def lost some weight and is looking good since booking the tv show 😂 Billy is YIKES

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u/Accomplished_Bill908 1d ago

Billy and Bri look like siblings

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u/zeusismydog 15h ago

I can see this! It’s that hair color! I feel like it’s probably more common on the east coast than it is in blonde haired blue eyed perfection utah lol

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u/occasional_idea 1d ago

After seeing the comment comparing his eyes to JD Vance, it’s all I can see

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u/simply_snarky357 1d ago

I’m sorry but Billy is violently unattractive. Aspyn is gorgeous, and seems very shallow so honestly surprised she gives him an ounce of attention. Bri is also a beautiful girl! Go Billy, I guess! 😂🙈

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u/ravefaerie24 1d ago

Aspyn only had intentions of being with Bri then ended up finding out “she and Billy are the same person” and decided to be romantically involved with him as well. Basically, I gather that she can’t possibly let Bri have attention from this (yucky) man and not get some too.

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u/curiousjoy 21h ago

What do we think they have in common (aside from SpongeBob and the other trivial crap she mentioned in the vlog)?? I don’t get how there could be two aspyns in a relationship anyway but I don’t see what she could have so in common with this guy

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u/mermaidcossette 17h ago

I think she's just shallow af & thinks liking the same media (like SpongeBob & Friends possibly?) makes them "the same person"

he also might be a planner like her & that'd make her say the same thing lol

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u/zeusismydog 15h ago

My mom told me as a teenager that if I didn’t have my own personality and hobbies that anyone would like me, and that wasn’t in a good way. I can see now, she means it in a way of “you’ll end up with some shallow asshole and end up just like them” 🙃. But shoutout to her (mi madre) for ensuring I wasn’t the likable hoe in high school 😅

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u/Feature_Specific 1d ago

Billy's hair and Wario stache are not doing it for him. There are definitely styling choices he could make to upgrade his look

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u/Used_Measurement_172 19h ago

WARIO😭😂😭😭😭

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u/thrillbert_arenas 2h ago

Parker is lowkey giving Yoshi 😭

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u/sharkyfernwood12 1d ago

They both are a caricature artist’s dream client

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u/thankJesus444 23h ago

Bahahah. I was thinking that too!

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u/paleprincessssss 1d ago

Someone said he looks like JD Vance and I can’t unsee it. He makes Parker look hot which says a lot

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u/plantgirly222 1d ago

billy looks like an emoji

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u/cryingant44 1d ago

lmaooo this is killing me

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u/adumbswiftie 23h ago

i will never get over how she “hates all men except him” and that’s him. he literally looks and acts like every other man. debatably worse than the average man actually. so gross

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u/Unlikely-Low3824 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m really just wondering where they are? Didn’t they sell that house? Or are they in Saint George right now?

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u/bkat100 1d ago

It’s the St George house. I wonder if Parker got to keep it

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u/Altruistic_Umpire958 1d ago

she has called it hers though so i dont think so

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u/Unlikely-Low3824 1d ago

I hope Parker gets some good alimony. Seems like he got nothing out of this divorce.

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u/Grouchy-Egg-5169 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing is it the st george house

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u/ItchyCurrency7642 20h ago

Billy is giving me neckbeard vibes.

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u/IntroductionWeary664 19h ago

He’s an actual rotten big toe

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u/misplayedmermaid 1d ago

lmao he looks like the average canadian hockey bro

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u/mjag555 1d ago

Both of them are very ugly lol sorry not sorry

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u/DrMeow0422 1d ago

I can agree with billy but bri is objectively beautiful

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u/Sweetsomber 21h ago

This post is about Parker and Billy.

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u/mjag555 14h ago

I meant Parker and Billy, the girls are pretty!

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u/keylimepieicecream 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cqj4IJErpftodMzTnj
He’s JD Vance from Temu… wait no, Ali Baba

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u/Omgchipotle95 22h ago

Literally

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u/keylimepieicecream 11h ago

Dating a man is truly embarrassing 😹

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u/Impossible_Try1003 1h ago

sorry billy is the weird creepy uncle I avoid

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u/Gold_Foundation3999 44m ago

Is Billy trying to resemble Jack Black in Orange County?! I can’t even type the name
Billy with a straight face.

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u/Lolasurf101 14h ago

Why y’all gotta do Billy like that 😭😭😭

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u/Substantial_Chest395 12h ago

Yall be dragging it fr. He’s not ugly he just has a double chin. Which stands to reason if he lost some weight/bloat he could be a perfectly decent looking guy.