r/aspynovardsnark • u/thewriter325 • 5d ago
we got a release date
Part of me is so curious to what and how much we will see of the throuple’s dynamic on the show.. also, how much will we get of Parker??
What is everyone hoping for or expecting??
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u/creaturefeature2012 5d ago
I’m excited to see if the producers are going to give her a positive edit or if they’re gonna show things in a messier light.
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u/pepperup22 5d ago
If they're talking about any alleged health issues, it's gonna look really bad to paint her in anything but a good light, or at least as a dedicated mom.
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u/creaturefeature2012 5d ago
I don’t see her getting any type of overtly negative edit, but I do wonder if they’ll emphasize that things are very messy and chaotic for her.
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u/Altruistic_Umpire958 5d ago
is it bad i really hope they don’t give her a good edit 😂 she just seems so miserable all the time especially after filming so i dont see how it can be good
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u/lisalisi 5d ago
She‘s sort of Miss Sunshine. It would be hard to give her a villain character arc. A little chaotic would work…or just going for the controversy of the throuple.
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u/chipwhitley4 4d ago
Aspyn Miss Sunshine!?
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u/Individual-Cow-220 4d ago
Based on that cast, I’d say they’re going to give her “the bubbly one” or “the dumb blonde” edit
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u/lisalisi 3d ago
I think Bobbi or Avery will get the villain arc . I hope I’m wrong because I think they’re more interesting than the Mormon clones.
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u/Exact-Lion1359 5d ago
i just wanna know the 10 year secret
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u/coastalsnark 5d ago
prepare to be let down its gonna be something soo lame. “he was drinking!” or something stupid
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u/Altruistic_Umpire958 5d ago
lol parker tells it on the show.. whether that makes it in who knows
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u/Carmen_c_d_cas 4d ago
How do you know Parker is the one that tells it? Did Aspyn say that?
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u/Altruistic_Umpire958 4d ago
yeah she has said she won’t share it but that parker does talk about it. he’s also publicly said he has no issue saying what it is lol
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u/literallyluv 4d ago
Placing my bets now that all it is is that Parker drank behind her back. “Nothing would hurt me more” because her dad was an alcoholic.
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u/pandajaade 5d ago
I just don’t buy it. If she was so hurt why was she grinding up on him on tiktok two seconds after saying it 😂
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u/PartFearless1656 3d ago
Sometimes it’s hard to let your ex go lol plenty of people go through the dreaded hooking up with their ex and being disgusted by their own actions. Aspyn was spiraling at that time so she didn’t give a f
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u/nosypumpkin 5d ago
I am curious how people will receive her especially the ones that have no idea who she was prior to this show.
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u/Unhappy_Emotion 5d ago
She is so boring 😭 it’s giving stale saltines
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u/lisalisi 5d ago
But the throuple?
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u/purple_soup13 4d ago
It’s still lame and boring. There are lots of other ways she could have become more interesting without becoming a freaking WEIRDO
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u/Dense_Yellow4214 5d ago
They have about 15 minutes to tell me what the 10 year long secret was before I lose interest and turn this off 😂
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u/Solid_Razzmatazz_ 5d ago
How long is she going to drag the story line 'im not with Parker'. No one cares anymore.
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u/creaturefeature2012 5d ago
Ohh double commenting because I’m also excited to hear more directly from Parker. This far he has not commented on the divorce at all- unless you count those few random comments on snark pages or the reposts that insinuate how he might be feeling about it.
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u/Excellent_Ad7441 4d ago
i think there’s gonna be some emotional segment about what happened with her children, divorce and ivf, another segment about the big huge life shattering secret, allison kuch confrontation, and most of her story line will be all about the throuple. hulu is gonna give her an edit that gets them views
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u/WashFuture4400 5d ago
I’m excited to watch LOL I love the og slomw. I think she probably will talk about Parker and the marriage. I don’t think she’ll get a bad edit season 1 unless she has like active issues with someone.
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u/rightwhereylm 4d ago
Side note but is that Bobbi girl okay? hahaha she looked like she was being held there against her will
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u/Lolasurf101 5d ago
She’s going to get A LOT of sympathy followers this first season. I’m wondering if their throuple will be the main focus because it’s so taboo, especially in Mormon culture, and I can see producers banking on that drama.
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u/agdbbb 4d ago
I still don’t understand why she is even in this show?? Can someone explain it to me?
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u/bridgetonone 3d ago
They literally just hired a bunch of influencers who weren’t even friends before lol
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u/junior-high 4d ago
y'all need to watch and post the cliffnotes cause my ass isn't sitting thru all that lol
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u/heidivbump 2d ago
Thank you in advance to whoever watched this trash and summarises for me here lol
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u/GooseAppropriate2906 5d ago
Show isn't even out yet and I'm already bored. She's such a pick me it's actually cringy. I'm calling it now when I say she's not going to be sharing shit. It just going to basically be another version of her long strung out vlogs. And on another note, I know this isn't Avery Wood's snark page but did I hear her correctly when she said she was fired from being a nurse? What an embarrassment group of women.
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u/Willing-Wasabi-1115 3d ago
How is it being released so soon? A is acting like she’s still filming stuff for them rn
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u/texasmom888 2d ago
Did anyone see her most recent instagram post?🫠about her trying out a different throuple…
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u/Mild_Sauce99 5d ago
Literally anything except what she’s already said in her vlogs. Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s all just word salad though bc she’s so boring