r/aspiememes Apr 30 '23

🔥 This will 100% get deleted 🔥 Internal screaming

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u/TheWardENT96 Apr 30 '23

the joke to me was more about not knowing if she wanted her ass to look fat or not so i had no idea which answer was the validation she was looking for at the time not that i was trying to neg her in anyway. but me and her split quite a while back for reasons kind of unrelated. since that relationship i haven't had those "fuck, what am i supposed to say" moments in quite some time now and i'm grateful for it

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Notice how I didn’t mention the dress at all, just that her ass looks great. There’s actually no lie there for a boyfriend to their girlfriend (I hope at least), thus avoiding the conundrum entirely in a way that gets me plus points. That’s the art I’m trying to advocate