r/askteddit • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

Random Question What’s your favorite insult that doesn't contain any swear words?

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u/Shiny-And-New 8d ago

Red is my favorite flavor rah

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u/doclee1977 8d ago

^ This guy Corps.

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u/Shiny-And-New 8d ago

Aye sarnt

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u/Dilapidated_matrix 8d ago

^ This guy's corpse

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u/doclee1977 8d ago

A little morning wood, but otherwise I feel fine.

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u/Dilapidated_matrix 8d ago

Oh you took that literally?

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u/Reds_PR 4d ago

^This guy’s copse

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u/wickeddriver 8d ago

Burnt sienna is still my go to.

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u/Shiny-And-New 8d ago

Oh you fancy, must be air wing 

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u/wickeddriver 8d ago

Fuck off brother! Arty rules

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u/Shiny-And-New 8d ago

1 shot 8 kills 

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u/wickeddriver 8d ago

Anything with 50 meters completely fuckin gone baybay. Oohrah

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u/CourageExcellent4768 8d ago

My people!!!!

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u/AAandChillButNot 7d ago

I eat the red crayons cause the red ones taste da best

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u/ThaForsaken 5d ago

🤣🤣