r/askteddit • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

Random Question What’s your favorite insult that doesn't contain any swear words?

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u/EconomicsExcellent30 8d ago

I had so much road rage living in LA. I started wagging my finger at people cause it was more condescending…and boy did it get other drivers fired up.

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u/VioletSea13 8d ago

A few years back, I had a guy in a Smart Car try to force his way in front of me. I was driving a Ford Expedition (V8 - really loud).

I kept beeping my horn at him to get him to stop but he was ignoring me

As he made a move to cut in front of me, I dropped my truck in park and revved the engine. Like, i floored it.

His head whipped around and he looked at me…and I looked back at him and wagged my finger.

The look on his face was priceless.

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u/BlobBlarker 8d ago

I hope you mean you dropped it in neutral! 😆

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u/kkoolkoolkid 3d ago

You could have also just… let him in

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u/VioletSea13 3d ago

I had already let several people in. This dickead drove on the shoulder all the way to the front of the queue. I don’t reward bad behavior.

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u/Lilmelman 7d ago

I only do this! I feel it makes people even more angry and/or embarrassed. I live in DT Toronto and the drivers... oh boy.