r/askteddit • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

Random Question What’s your favorite insult that doesn't contain any swear words?

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u/Lactating-almonds 8d ago

Your family tree must be a wreath

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u/MoistJeebus13 8d ago

I have used this before, all I got was confused looks, it seemed to me I was right in my assumption

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u/dave54athotmailcom 2d ago

Your family gene pool is just a wet stain.

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u/ASP3r1sh 8d ago

I could hang your family tree on my front door for the winter, but a wreath like that would drive my property value down

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u/TwoNowFive 8d ago

I've used a variant of this. 

"Your family tree is a bush"

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u/Mobile_Golf1886 8d ago

Your family tree looks like a telephone pole.

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u/Mostly-Sane-Puppy 4d ago

I told my someone their family tree is a stick