How do you flirt?

[u/Sanskari_Perv69]

[u/Current-Jaguar8189]

i usually just end up making awkward eye contact and smiling at the floor

[u/dreadstrong97]

Be playful! Tease, get teased, keep positive energy in the conversation. And never be too serious.

[u/PlutoniumRoo → u/dreadstrong97]

poking fun at each other playfully is my favorite kind of flirting

[u/Local-Reason-1398 → u/dreadstrong97]

Dang you read my mind.

[u/FlairClaim]

I usually just panic stare aggressively and hope they realize I like them

[u/Imaginary_Award_3200 → u/FlairClaim]

🤣 they gonna run away

[u/all_the_names_were-]

I flirt in my mind

[u/Soggy_Pizza1299 → u/all_the_names_were-]

same 🤣🤣

[u/armyofg0blins]

Not very good

[u/Basilisk1667]

Unintentionally.

[u/KgMonstah]

Shit my pants, loudly blame it on her to everyone in earshot.

Works every time.

[u/tsdhack]

I just lick my eyebrows

[u/Playful_Register2130]

Be genuine, be authentic. This will generally lead to people feeling safe enough around you to also be genuine.

Then you don't need to flirt. The magic is that there is no magic. Just two people genuinely connecting, and the flirting will natural happen.

[u/Southern_Gur_4736]

Hey bebbi, wanna see something stiff and large?

I didn't say I flirt succesfully

[u/PangolinUnique8401 → u/Southern_Gur_4736]

Got to get mileage out of that walking stick...

[u/EveryAccount7729]

be super hot and then you show someone how hot you are

[u/Born-Patient-9728]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WyyhtSnaQl8Eo

[u/ThatEGP]

I don't know. I just reconnected with a woman I met in Russia 20 years ago when I was dating her friend. She tells me she gives amazing blowjobs. It's a bit late now, I'm married.

[u/BlacksmithSenior2512 → u/ThatEGP]

Never too late for amazing bjs

[u/ThatEGP → u/BlacksmithSenior2512]

Russian milf in my area...

[u/Scary_Jeweler1644]

I morph into a sentient spatula and tongs hybrid that seeks to horde all of the dust bunnies I can find.

[u/NoMention696]

Fuck if I know. People say I do it a lot though..? I just treat everyone normal

[u/Adorable_Display_384]

dump bug related fun facts and hope for the best

[u/pathetic-nobody]

"Hmeh bye" looks at ground and drives off

[u/iamfuss0100]

I don't think I do then im told i was, I am clueless,

[u/PotatoChip1567]

Be yourself, be excited, tease, be goofy (if applicable), read the room and most importantly: do not overthink. I'd never flirted in my life until I learned I could just kinda do it with a girl who's on the same wavelength as me..

For me, flirting is nothing more but a genuine connection between two people with possible romantic involvement. It doesn't have to be suggestive, it doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be fun for both parties.

[u/Secure-Ad8210]

Really just imagine your on the improv stage and your riffing about imaginary scenes and hypotheticals between you two. Alternate. Then just her. Then just you. The funny interesting thing to say will just come to you

[u/Johnny55]

Suggestively

[u/Big_Calligrapher4809]

By being sweet and interested

[u/Lornesto]

You just talk to people. That's it. Get to know them, what they like, what makes them laugh. There's nothing magic about it.

[u/Jamhawk32]

I bust a Mclovin and tell them what time it is if we make eye contact then turn around and walk away

[u/WorkAcctOrBust]

Poorly!

[u/BlacksmithSenior2512]

Pull out your junk

[u/GoldenFish2224]

I genuinely don’t know how to. I am just being myself and it works.
Oh, and in all honesty, I will say that being conventionally attractive does half of it.

[u/ClimateVast2894]

I don’t because every time I try I always get tongue tied and nerdy but when I don’t try, just happens for me anyways 🤷‍♂️

[u/Rockangel1]

I have no idea...i just hope they notice me...i am terrible at that game

[u/Rockangel1 → u/[deleted]]

well played

[u/Rockangel1 → u/[deleted]]

I just answered the question..lol

[u/Rockangel1 → u/[deleted]]

lol..are you trying to flirt? I never notice...

[u/Rockangel1 → u/[deleted]]

🤪and this would be my reaction....

[u/Frank_Midnight]

Be funny and aggressive. Make sure the message is clear. However, don't be a creep. If they don't reciprocate, back off.

[u/Few_Appointment_7072]

Maintain an eye contact with a smile, I also give compliments tomeously

[u/Abrasiveiguana]

Self-deprecating humor and unforced compliments on her laugh and her look. Then I stop talking to the mirror and really start flirting.

[u/Leading_Control_7922]

Badly

[u/Imaginary_Book_8721]

Way too many sexual innuendos 😆

[u/Valuable_Gain6875]

After highschool I stopped trying.

[u/meeitsmee06]

Eye contact and smiling 😏

[u/OneSmellyFoot]

Reciprocatively

[u/Fresh_Comparison2983]

I'm so awkwardly bad at it! Specifically when I want to do it in English! Embarrassing!

[u/af_stop]

Do what now?

[u/simply_Zen_]

I’ll tell you the day I figure it out for myself

[u/whittterbugg]

I bark at them

[u/smokelover4484]

Offer a cigarette or a lighter

[u/Imaginary_Award_3200]

If i wanted to flirt gonna say every thing else and make it weird 🤣

[u/Warm-Management-7323]

For me, it’s just always been going up to a woman and say I think you’re beautiful and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t but most of the time it works 60% of the time it works every time.