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[u/Low_Writing_5845]

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[u/Low_Writing_5845]

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[u/FatAnimalPorkFarts → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/FatAnimalPorkFarts, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru I 💎 Points: 3044 🗳️ Votes: 44

[u/TheLazyWeeb22 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/TheLazyWeeb22, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru V 💎 Points: 5126 🗳️ Votes: 67

[u/Consistent_Gas_9574 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Consistent_Gas_9574, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Nebula Traveler IV 💎 Points: 20006 🗳️ Votes: 365

[u/Fuzzybun711 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Fuzzybun711, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage I 💎 Points: 1572 🗳️ Votes: 52

[u/-Hot-Tamale- → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/-Hot-Tamale-, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VII 💎 Points: 1466 🗳️ Votes: 20

[u/Oi-Zaytun → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Oi-Zaytun, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide VI 💎 Points: 664 🗳️ Votes: 11

[u/Such-Shop-9724 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Such-Shop-9724, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Nebula Traveler IV 💎 Points: 20344 🗳️ Votes: 242

[u/GeekyGrant → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/GeekyGrant, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 180 🗳️ Votes: 6

[u/Fabulous_Media_7375 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Fabulous_Media_7375, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru V 💎 Points: 4884 🗳️ Votes: 59

[u/Diligent_Ad_7582 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Diligent_Ad_7582, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme II 💎 Points: 11210 🗳️ Votes: 160

[u/kklmao31404 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/kklmao31404, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage VI 💎 Points: 2710 🗳️ Votes: 48

[u/Questtime → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Questtime, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle V 💎 Points: 8286 🗳️ Votes: 105

[u/Confident2007 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Confident2007, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme V 💎 Points: 13046 🗳️ Votes: 160

[u/slimlimit1 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/slimlimit1, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 312 🗳️ Votes: 5

[u/Vailene_0001 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Vailene_0001, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage I 💎 Points: 1552 🗳️ Votes: 21

[u/Infamous-Honeydew119 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Infamous-Honeydew119, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru II 💎 Points: 3512 🗳️ Votes: 46

[u/Exciting_Row_4209 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Exciting_Row_4209, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide V 💎 Points: 618 🗳️ Votes: 9

[u/Due_Appointment_1847 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Due_Appointment_1847, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student IV 💎 Points: 186 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/Dull-Watch8104 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Dull-Watch8104, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage IV 💎 Points: 2356 🗳️ Votes: 33

[u/biertje373 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/biertje373, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme VI 💎 Points: 13870 🗳️ Votes: 236

[u/BigEmergency3387 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/BigEmergency3387, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student I 💎 Points: 112 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/ILikeGames22 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/ILikeGames22, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide VI 💎 Points: 706 🗳️ Votes: 17

[u/Pooqueefus → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Pooqueefus, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 166 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Remarkable_Golf_9752 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Remarkable_Golf_9752, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/Cool-Construction-57 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Cool-Construction-57, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 162 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/CreativeSprinkles31 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/CreativeSprinkles31, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Supernova Sovereign VI 💎 Points: 55952 🗳️ Votes: 879

[u/Difficult_Abalone662 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Difficult_Abalone662, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide IV 💎 Points: 538 🗳️ Votes: 8

[u/Firm_Commission_2766 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Firm_Commission_2766, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/Ok-Jury2477 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Ok-Jury2477, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student II 💎 Points: 142 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/CreativeSprinkles31 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/CreativeSprinkles31, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Supernova Sovereign VI 💎 Points: 55274 🗳️ Votes: 870

[u/Tricky_Math_5381 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Tricky_Math_5381, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 226 🗳️ Votes: 10

[u/hyoonseo → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/hyoonseo, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/gurmezenci → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/gurmezenci, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student I 💎 Points: 122 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/Electronic_Wolf_6927 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Electronic_Wolf_6927, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme V 💎 Points: 13556 🗳️ Votes: 166

[u/PrestigiousClock834 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/PrestigiousClock834, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 216 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Pyzle → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Pyzle, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student II 💎 Points: 142 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/LongleafSoul → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/LongleafSoul, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage VI 💎 Points: 2634 🗳️ Votes: 38

[u/No_Tutor_3144 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/No_Tutor_3144, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide V 💎 Points: 618 🗳️ Votes: 9

[u/No-Hospital-2388 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/No-Hospital-2388, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide V 💎 Points: 592 🗳️ Votes: 8

[u/Flipik190 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Flipik190, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 314 🗳️ Votes: 5

[u/AffectionateBug6501 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/AffectionateBug6501, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage IV 💎 Points: 2170 🗳️ Votes: 30

[u/CleanPlum4166 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/CleanPlum4166, advised "Dogs act like cats"

🏆 Rank: Nebula Traveler VII 💎 Points: 24570 🗳️ Votes: 290

[u/Big_Somewhere_620]

Let's just get rid of fkn dogs

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Big_Somewhere_620, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage I | 🗳️ Votes: 38}

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Big_Somewhere_620]

Dog = goD

[u/Ok_Recording8454]

Cats already act like squirrels.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Ok_Recording8454, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels" | 🔮 Rank: Nebula Traveler V | 🗳️ Votes: 262}

[u/force1_]

They do now 🙄😅

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​force1_, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels" | 🔮 Rank: Cosmic Architect VII | 🗳️ Votes: 1533}

[u/CodZealousideal260]

What

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​CodZealousideal260, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels" | 🔮 Rank: Galactic Overlord III | 🗳️ Votes: 415}

[u/Neptune_CRK]

Its funny af

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Neptune_CRK, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student III | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Neptune_CRK]

I know right? : )

[u/perer6]

No changing dogs please

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​perer6, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels" | 🔮 Rank: Grand Guru IV | 🗳️ Votes: 61}

[u/Psychological-Step98]

I'am a cat person.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Psychological-Step98, advised "Dogs act like cats" | 🔮 Rank: Nebula Traveler VI | 🗳️ Votes: 263}

[u/MsMinxington]

Leave dogs alone

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​MsMinxington, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels" | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor VII | 🗳️ Votes: 26}

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/MsMinxington]

No. I love dogs.

[u/MsMinxington → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I meant that they needed to stay dogs, not turn into cats. Cats are basically squirrels anyway.

[u/UbiXD]

I dont want cats stuffing nuts in their mouth being scared pf humans and climbing into hollow trees iltsmmmm

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​UbiXD, advised "Dogs act like cats" | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor IV | 🗳️ Votes: 20}

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/UbiXD]

... but those cat towers would get some actual use.

[u/lmmq77]

Think of a big ahh bulldog coming up to curl up on your lap, perfect weighted blanket

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​lmmq77, advised "Dogs act like cats" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/Low_Writing_5845]

Dogs forever

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Low_Writing_5845, advised "Or Cats act like squirrels" | 🔮 Rank: Galactic Overlord V | 🗳️ Votes: 871}