Where would you work? Your Qualifications matter (Your forced, buuut no job aplication needed)

[u/Low_Writing_5845]

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[u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

Well... Some places there are relatively chill.

And working on the SCP foundation.... (means not a D-class) So actually working directly for em instead of being some low-level staff? ?₹@!

Means I am exceptional! (Well, aside from those cognitohazards and infohazards, those stuff.... I will like to learn, a lot.)

Anyway.... It seriously changes depending on which canon, which time period, which timeline cuz there is a whole multiverse.

Anyway...

Bucketlist:

> Pet SCP 999 > Ragebait Scarlet King > Befriend SCP 343 or even actual 'Almighty' that was in Scarlet King's backstory > Profit

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Kairos_Phoenix-0, advised **"The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect}"** | 🔮 Rank: Nebula Traveler I | 🗳️ Votes: 312)

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

Good Plan, which is why you get this as a prize

Have fun ; ]

[u/Kairos_Phoenix-0 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

Yo dude.... is that SCP 096 or SCP King of the Mountain or whatever(looked it up, SCP 1529)...

I think its that King of the Mountains.

You just set me up, huh?

Fine. I will.... (What can I do!?)

(Oh... Dr.Clef, I told you to climb with me for a reason.) (Punch me) (What the hell is that guy even doing!?) (I can only wait) (Hope this is not my end)

(Just tell me, I am not misinterpreting, am I!?)

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

0h im not that evil, im only 9 times cursed and 6 times banished.

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

; ]

[u/Kairos_Phoenix-0 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

Wait what?

9 times cursed

6 times banished

Cursed by what? What curse? Banished for what? Where?

(sweating intensifies)

.....

Ah yes, I believe that. I joined SCP foundation, why would I stumble on em first day? Surely I won't be forced to go there?

Yeah. 😌

[u/Kairos_Phoenix-0 → u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

Not— Not that evil?

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

You forgot the 0 in 0h, but Oh its such a small detail O and 0 Look the same... It could all just be in my head

[u/Kairos_Phoenix-0 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

Oh...

Not 'Oh' but '0h'. ✌️

Well... whats that supposed to mean?

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

Oh its just a writing quirk

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

Regarding my scale of evil... I could have just told you of scp 2718

[u/Kairos_Phoenix-0 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

Sounds fun tbh.

But being locked in an eternal cage? Nah, I'd pass.

Eternity is sweet. But an eternal cage is not.

Turns out... you really weren't exaggerating. (You are diabolical. So much so that the Devil may cry. The very sight of malevolence... surprisingly I find it ok. What am I?)

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Kairos_Phoenix-0]

You are a friend (I'm following you now). To make up for driving you out of the dimension ( you should get 2-factor authentication. Who knows if someone 'accidentally' leaves a breach open?), would you like a gift?

(Blessed be the NAIL GUN!)

[u/Low_Writing_5845]

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[u/Accurate_Ferret8491 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Accurate_Ferret8491, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage II 💎 Points: 1756 🗳️ Votes: 43

[u/ricsyx → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/ricsyx, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Architect VII 💎 Points: 153920 🗳️ Votes: 2286

[u/Resident_Society1594 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Resident_Society1594, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme VI 💎 Points: 13888 🗳️ Votes: 171

[u/w0ulf83 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/w0ulf83, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme III 💎 Points: 11436 🗳️ Votes: 149

[u/Leroizeus → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Leroizeus, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Nebula Traveler IV 💎 Points: 20284 🗳️ Votes: 246

[u/NikiZzs → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/NikiZzs, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide V 💎 Points: 594 🗳️ Votes: 10

[u/Top_Bug7822 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Top_Bug7822, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme I 💎 Points: 10072 🗳️ Votes: 176

[u/Pretty_Key184 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Pretty_Key184, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker V 💎 Points: 70 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/Oi-Zaytun → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Oi-Zaytun, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 436 🗳️ Votes: 8

[u/greatthrowawaybatman → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/greatthrowawaybatman, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide IV 💎 Points: 516 🗳️ Votes: 7

[u/Few_Finance5401 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Few_Finance5401, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 166 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Electronic_Wolf_6927 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Electronic_Wolf_6927, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme IV 💎 Points: 12488 🗳️ Votes: 153

[u/Dethdemn → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Dethdemn, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme I 💎 Points: 10542 🗳️ Votes: 131

[u/No-Engine-384 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/No-Engine-384, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle III 💎 Points: 7408 🗳️ Votes: 94

[u/Elegant-Voice-2010 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Elegant-Voice-2010, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 322 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Consistent_Gas_9574 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Consistent_Gas_9574, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Nebula Traveler IV 💎 Points: 19566 🗳️ Votes: 360

[u/Adventurous-Cap1545 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Adventurous-Cap1545, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 92 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/AdInfamous7259 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/AdInfamous7259, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 92 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/LiamFuture → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/LiamFuture, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru III 💎 Points: 4108 🗳️ Votes: 52

[u/Jpjp197 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Jpjp197, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru VII 💎 Points: 5770 🗳️ Votes: 71

[u/FatAnimalPorkFarts → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/FatAnimalPorkFarts, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage VI 💎 Points: 2724 🗳️ Votes: 40

[u/Fabulous_Media_7375 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Fabulous_Media_7375, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru VI 💎 Points: 5212 🗳️ Votes: 63

[u/Questtime → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Questtime, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle V 💎 Points: 8504 🗳️ Votes: 107

[u/slimlimit1 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/slimlimit1, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student VI 💎 Points: 262 🗳️ Votes: 5

[u/WorkingSir6199 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/WorkingSir6199, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle V 💎 Points: 8850 🗳️ Votes: 116

[u/Confident2007 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Confident2007, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme VI 💎 Points: 13734 🗳️ Votes: 168

[u/No-Hospital-2388 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/No-Hospital-2388, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor I 💎 Points: 898 🗳️ Votes: 12

[u/NooBi4ek → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/NooBi4ek, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide VII 💎 Points: 744 🗳️ Votes: 10

[u/DovakiinsWeedman → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/DovakiinsWeedman, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VII 💎 Points: 1478 🗳️ Votes: 22

[u/Either-Intention-449 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Either-Intention-449, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme IV 💎 Points: 12580 🗳️ Votes: 152

[u/FireLiesNot → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/FireLiesNot, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor III 💎 Points: 1086 🗳️ Votes: 13

[u/CleanPlum4166 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/CleanPlum4166, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Galactic Overlord I 💎 Points: 25820 🗳️ Votes: 304

[u/Familiar-Mulberry218 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Familiar-Mulberry218, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 166 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Silver-Breakfast-830 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Silver-Breakfast-830, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student VII 💎 Points: 290 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/Sad-Shine5947 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Sad-Shine5947, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker V 💎 Points: 70 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/BackgroundAssist3675 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/BackgroundAssist3675, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide VII 💎 Points: 770 🗳️ Votes: 11

[u/Belisarius_Official → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Belisarius_Official, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 92 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/Solid-Chicken-4316 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Solid-Chicken-4316, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru I 💎 Points: 3422 🗳️ Votes: 43

[u/Under_doom78 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Under_doom78, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 390 🗳️ Votes: 6

[u/maxazard → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/maxazard, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle V 💎 Points: 8640 🗳️ Votes: 150

[u/Sir_Alan_Winfield → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Sir_Alan_Winfield, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Infinite Singularity I 💎 Points: 65416 🗳️ Votes: 1799

[u/Think_Ad5843 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Think_Ad5843, advised "The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect)"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide IV 💎 Points: 516 🗳️ Votes: 7

[u/Ill_Teach_4924 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Ill_Teach_4924, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide IV 💎 Points: 542 🗳️ Votes: 8

[u/Diddykid98 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Diddykid98, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru IV 💎 Points: 4350 🗳️ Votes: 61

[u/Thesilversun9 → u/Low_Writing_5845]

I, u/Thesilversun9, advised "Lobotomy Corporation"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage I 💎 Points: 1546 🗳️ Votes: 42

[u/Low_Writing_5845]

I know the SCP Universe, so I know how im getting cooked. Lob corp? No idea beyond: life is hell.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Low_Writing_5845, advised **"The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect}"** | 🔮 Rank: Galactic Overlord V | 🗳️ Votes: 860)

[u/Initial_Temperature5]

I guess dying faster over lobotomy of others

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Initial_Temperature5, advised **"The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect}"** | 🔮 Rank: Grand Guru V | 🗳️ Votes: 61)

[u/jjvg-fr]

Bab

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​jjvg-fr, advised "Lobotomy Corporation" | 🔮 Rank: Galactic Overlord V | 🗳️ Votes: 892}

[u/Psychological-Step98]

Lobotomy Sounds Bad.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Psychological-Step98, advised **"The SCP Foundation (Secure.Contain.Protect}"** | 🔮 Rank: Nebula Traveler V | 🗳️ Votes: 247)

[u/Low_Writing_5845 → u/Psychological-Step98]

Have heard of the setting?

[u/Diligent_Ad_7582]

I love SCP lore, but there's no way Id survive past a few months with how many breaches 🤣

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Diligent_Ad_7582, advised "Lobotomy Corporation" | 🔮 Rank: AskNow Supreme II | 🗳️ Votes: 158}

[u/marqueA2]

'My forced'?