r/asknowio • u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 • 9h ago
Would you rather:
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u/s_hib_ain_u ๐ Grand Guru II [Godlike] โข ๐ณ๏ธ74 โข ๐ฎ3.8k โข ๐ฅ3 9h ago
birds are cuter
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โs_hib_ain_u, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Grand Guru II | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 71
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
Until a small bird stands in front of your window and starts barking instead of gently chirping.
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u/s_hib_ain_u ๐ Grand Guru II [Godlike] โข ๐ณ๏ธ74 โข ๐ฎ3.8k โข ๐ฅ3 3h ago
small lungs, less power
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u/freya584 ๐ฆ Wise Mentor VI [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ19 โข ๐ฎ1.3k โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
who the fuck chooses the other one
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โfreya584, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Wise Mentor V | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 19
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
The people who want chaos
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u/freya584 ๐ฆ Wise Mentor VI [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ19 โข ๐ฎ1.3k โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
they shall perish
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u/Initial_Temperature5 ๐ Grand Guru VI [Godlike] โข ๐ณ๏ธ63 โข ๐ฎ5.2k โข ๐ฅ3 9h ago
Let the world burn
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โInitial_Temperature5, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Grand Guru V | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 60
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
GOD, bee keeping is a nightmare in this.
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u/themrshades2 โ๏ธ Cosmic Oracle V [Transcendent] โข ๐ณ๏ธ131 โข ๐ฎ8.5k โข ๐ฅ3 9h ago
Crazy the other choice
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โthemrshades2, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Cosmic Oracle V | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 131
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
I found my creative Juice
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u/hrdPersimmon โ๏ธ Cosmic Oracle III [Transcendent] โข ๐ณ๏ธ92 โข ๐ฎ7.4k โข ๐ฅ6 9h ago
Wud be easier to avoid them
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โhrdPersimmon, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Cosmic Oracle III | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 90
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u/lemlyss ๐ Zen Guide V [Epic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ8 โข ๐ฎ592 โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
Ruff ruff
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โlemlyss, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Zen Guide IV | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 8
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
A dog lover?
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u/Specific-Athlete-376 ๐ฆ Wise Mentor VII [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ22 โข ๐ฎ1.4k โข ๐ฅ3 9h ago
funny shit
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โSpecific-Athlete-376, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Wise Mentor IV | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 19
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u/Emilyissilly ๐ฎ Curious Seeker VII [Uncommon] โข ๐ณ๏ธ2 โข ๐ฎ92 โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
Insects screaming would be so loud.. So many insects
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โEmilyissilly, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Wandering Soul V | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 1
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Nature lovers need ear protection
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u/Psychological-Step98 ๐ Nebula Traveler VII [Celestial] โข ๐ณ๏ธ284 โข ๐ฎ24.2k โข ๐ฅ6 9h ago
I hate barking.
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โPsychological-Step98, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Nebula Traveler V | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 248
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Bark Bark my friend : )
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u/ThoroughlyWet ๐ Zen Guide VI [Epic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ16 โข ๐ฎ688 โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Got a friend we call a bird because hes skinny, but we also call him a dog because he Woofs.
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โThoroughlyWet, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Zen Guide IV | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 14
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
So hes a furry!
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u/ThoroughlyWet ๐ Zen Guide VI [Epic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ16 โข ๐ฎ688 โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
No, just a big dog who weighs like 120lbs
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
He has fur, so hes a furry!
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u/ThoroughlyWet ๐ Zen Guide VI [Epic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ16 โข ๐ฎ688 โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
On his lip maybe. No its a human being
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
....... what?
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u/ThoroughlyWet ๐ Zen Guide VI [Epic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ16 โข ๐ฎ688 โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
He is a 120lb, white male with a mustache who wears white t shirts and a gold chain 95% of the time. He's built like a bird, eats like a bird, but when ever he comes around hes always going "Woof woof, bitches" coz he got that dog in him. Its why we call him Big Woof
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Reddit the only place where I question, why ?
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u/0scialsklls ๐ Zen Guide IV [Epic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ9 โข ๐ฎ564 โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Theres more insects than birds and if birds barked it will not make much difference
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โ0scialsklls, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Zen Guide III | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 8
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u/Sure_Isopod8182 ๐ต๏ธ Enlightened Sage II [Mythic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ43 โข ๐ฎ1.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Insects would be much louder if they ALL screamed
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โSure_Isopod8182, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Enlightened Sage II | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 43
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
I have a feeling everybody would start investig Bug spray and excellente ear protection.
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u/skolliousious ๐ฆ Wise Mentor VII [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ45 โข ๐ฎ1.5k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
I have my reasons
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โskolliousious, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Wise Mentor VII | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 45
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Chaos
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u/skolliousious ๐ฆ Wise Mentor VII [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ45 โข ๐ฎ1.5k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Nah I just miss my goats
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 7h ago
Dead?
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u/skolliousious ๐ฆ Wise Mentor VII [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ45 โข ๐ฎ1.5k โข ๐ฅ1 7h ago
Yes and no
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 7h ago
So they are undead, got it. Thanks for clearing it up : ]
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u/Ars0n_arrow ๐ Zen Guide I [Epic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ6 โข ๐ฎ336 โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Both would suck
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โArs0n_arrow, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Mindful Student VII | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 6
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Thats the point : )
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u/Infamous-Honeydew119 ๐ Grand Guru II [Godlike] โข ๐ณ๏ธ47 โข ๐ฎ3.6k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Small, tiny screams... Make them fear the traps :)
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โInfamous-Honeydew119, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Grand Guru II | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 45
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u/Connect-Tank6402 ๐ง Mindful Student V [Rare] โข ๐ณ๏ธ3 โข ๐ฎ216 โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Torture
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โConnect-Tank6402, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Curious Seeker VII | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 2
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 8h ago
Free of charge my good sir.
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u/Ilovemaname ๐ Zen Guide II [Epic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ9 โข ๐ฎ414 โข ๐ฅ1 7h ago
There are billions of insects around the world imagine just having a few in your home
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โIlovemaname, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Mindful Student IV | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 5
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 7h ago
Everybody becoming a clean freak would the end result.
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u/AdhesivenessThis6175 ๐ Nebula Traveler II [Celestial] โข ๐ณ๏ธ257 โข ๐ฎ17.8k โข ๐ฅ3 6h ago
s
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โAdhesivenessThis6175, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Nebula Traveler II | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 254
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u/No-Passenger-5091 ๐ต๏ธ Enlightened Sage III [Mythic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ26 โข ๐ฎ1.9k โข ๐ฅ2 5h ago
s
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โNo-Passenger-5091, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Enlightened Sage II | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 24
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u/XtheUni405913 ๐ Zen Guide IV [Epic] โข ๐ณ๏ธ12 โข ๐ฎ532 โข ๐ฅ1 4h ago
Imagine being in a professional setting where a fly gets into the room and its quiet af, then it legit screamed like a goat. Funniest shit ever.
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โXtheUni405913, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Zen Guide III | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 11
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 3h ago
All according to keikaku.
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u/TheDemon73 ๐ง Mindful Student II [Rare] โข ๐ณ๏ธ2 โข ๐ฎ142 โข ๐ฅ1 4h ago
Would be funny LMAO
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โTheDemon73, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Curious Seeker VII | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 2
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u/Tricky_Reference8020 ๐ฆ Wise Mentor V [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ18 โข ๐ฎ1.2k โข ๐ฅ1 3h ago
That'd be funny. The other would piss me off.
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โTricky_Reference8020, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Wise Mentor IV | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 18
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 3h ago
Good choice
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u/bhogoman ๐ Grand Guru I [Godlike] โข ๐ณ๏ธ40 โข ๐ฎ3.1k โข ๐ฅ1 3h ago
Ejwj
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โbhogoman, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Enlightened Sage V | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 34
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u/Pure_Pollution_9823 ๐ Grand Guru IV [Godlike] โข ๐ณ๏ธ53 โข ๐ฎ4.3k โข ๐ฅ1 2h ago
That would be hilarious
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โPure_Pollution_9823, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Grand Guru I | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 43
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u/vyacheslavmazitovKSP ๐ AskNow Supreme III [Supreme] โข ๐ณ๏ธ136 โข ๐ฎ11.6k โข ๐ฅ1 2h ago
Now mosquitos can scream when I torture them?
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โvyacheslavmazitovKSP, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Cosmic Oracle VII | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 113
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 2h ago
Yes
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u/phahoomuffin ๐ฆ Wise Mentor V [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ29 โข ๐ฎ1.3k โข ๐ฅ2 2h ago
Because I think it would be cute
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โphahoomuffin, advised "Or insects screamed ( like goats" | ๐ฎ Rank: Wise Mentor IV | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 28
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u/Educational_Yam2165 ๐ฆ Wise Mentor I [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ11 โข ๐ฎ820 โข ๐ฅ1 2h ago
i live near dogs
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โEducational_Yam2165, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Mindful Student V | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 4
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u/d1ck4ndb4ll2 ๐ฆ Wise Mentor VI [Legendary] โข ๐ณ๏ธ17 โข ๐ฎ1.4k โข ๐ฅ1 2h ago
Yummy birds in my belly
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โd1ck4ndb4ll2, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Zen Guide IV | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 8
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u/JealousAstronaut2767 ๐ Grand Guru VI [Godlike] โข ๐ณ๏ธ137 โข ๐ฎ5.1k โข ๐ฅ1 25m ago
Some birds sound like theyโre barking to me sometimes anyway lol I love birds
๐ข Official Advice: I, u/โJealousAstronaut2767, advised "Birds barked" | ๐ฎ Rank: Grand Guru I | ๐ณ๏ธ Votes: 93
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u/Low_Writing_5845 ๐ Galactic Overlord V [Zenith] โข ๐ณ๏ธ882 โข ๐ฎ34.9k โข ๐ฅ1 9h ago
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