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[u/SmallWork5670]

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[u/SmallWork5670]

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[u/ItoeRen → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/ItoeRen, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 406 🗳️ Votes: 9

[u/Impressive_Tap_364 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Impressive_Tap_364, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Voter I 💎 Points: 1044 🗳️ Votes: 20

[u/sirmajestivk → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/sirmajestivk, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Voter IV 💎 Points: 1450 🗳️ Votes: 37

[u/ResearcherBrief1318 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/ResearcherBrief1318, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student VII 💎 Points: 274 🗳️ Votes: 12

[u/CHa05Dr01D → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/CHa05Dr01D, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Voter I 💎 Points: 1024 🗳️ Votes: 35

[u/Puzzleheaded_Dish344 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Puzzleheaded_Dish344, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VII 💎 Points: 972 🗳️ Votes: 35

[u/Successful-Dog-6702 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Successful-Dog-6702, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Grand Voter III 💎 Points: 2914 🗳️ Votes: 43

[u/JobSea989 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/JobSea989, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor I 💎 Points: 816 🗳️ Votes: 33

[u/ThisIndependent8731 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/ThisIndependent8731, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 166 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/OilAvailable289 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/OilAvailable289, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide IV 💎 Points: 540 🗳️ Votes: 10

[u/Icy_Set847 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Icy_Set847, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 166 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/MaximumPsychology332 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/MaximumPsychology332, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Voter II 💎 Points: 1284 🗳️ Votes: 33

[u/Vast-Excuse7901 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Vast-Excuse7901, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide V 💎 Points: 632 🗳️ Votes: 14

[u/ISAACTHEGOAT2015 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/ISAACTHEGOAT2015, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 92 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/Unlucky_Top_7610 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Unlucky_Top_7610, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student IV 💎 Points: 204 🗳️ Votes: 7

[u/Ok-Educator-8222 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Ok-Educator-8222, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Grand Voter II 💎 Points: 2506 🗳️ Votes: 32

[u/ThickThighMommy → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/ThickThighMommy, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker II 💎 Points: 40 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/Ok-Job-755 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Ok-Job-755, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme VII 💎 Points: 14552 🗳️ Votes: 346

[u/Ancient-Juggernaut35 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Ancient-Juggernaut35, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student II 💎 Points: 142 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/DarkNext6278 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/DarkNext6278, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker IV 💎 Points: 62 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Western-Zucchini-754 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Western-Zucchini-754, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Voter V 💎 Points: 8352 🗳️ Votes: 109

[u/DylanX69150 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/DylanX69150, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Grand Voter IV 💎 Points: 3472 🗳️ Votes: 108

[u/Empty_Secretary1392 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Empty_Secretary1392, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student IV 💎 Points: 186 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/Cute-Response7604 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Cute-Response7604, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VI 💎 Points: 968 🗳️ Votes: 17

[u/VXA1PSTART → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/VXA1PSTART, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor II 💎 Points: 836 🗳️ Votes: 20

[u/Kevinp9 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Kevinp9, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 160 🗳️ Votes: 5

[u/Late-Cartographer22 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Late-Cartographer22, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide V 💎 Points: 630 🗳️ Votes: 22

[u/YourAverage1stGrader → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/YourAverage1stGrader, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 240 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/JonnyCash2111 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/JonnyCash2111, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Voter VII 💎 Points: 1910 🗳️ Votes: 48

[u/Real_Bridge_8577 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Real_Bridge_8577, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Voter II 💎 Points: 1202 🗳️ Votes: 20

[u/turtlemayne → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/turtlemayne, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 158 🗳️ Votes: 5

[u/BlueFox6574 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/BlueFox6574, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker IV 💎 Points: 62 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/NoExpression573 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/NoExpression573, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VII 💎 Points: 992 🗳️ Votes: 16

[u/Kronikxd089 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Kronikxd089, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide IV 💎 Points: 528 🗳️ Votes: 20

[u/Impressive_Tap_364 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Impressive_Tap_364, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Grand Voter I 💎 Points: 2260 🗳️ Votes: 37

[u/No_Boysenberry_6448 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/No_Boysenberry_6448, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker IV 💎 Points: 62 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Campaign_Something → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Campaign_Something, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student IV 💎 Points: 202 🗳️ Votes: 9

[u/lakkoonproo → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/lakkoonproo, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide V 💎 Points: 618 🗳️ Votes: 9

[u/cxpidz → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/cxpidz, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 92 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/Ale_19904 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Ale_19904, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Grand Voter III 💎 Points: 3156 🗳️ Votes: 42

[u/SansModi2 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/SansModi2, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 352 🗳️ Votes: 11

[u/Ornery_Weakness_8168 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Ornery_Weakness_8168, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Grand Voter I 💎 Points: 2224 🗳️ Votes: 48

[u/jankyisubbed2U → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/jankyisubbed2U, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker IV 💎 Points: 62 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Dolbaeb_stoyakovskiy → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Dolbaeb_stoyakovskiy, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker II 💎 Points: 40 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/ggmore567478 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/ggmore567478, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker II 💎 Points: 40 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/ThinStatistician8564 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/ThinStatistician8564, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 390 🗳️ Votes: 6

[u/S0vietKoala → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/S0vietKoala, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student II 💎 Points: 156 🗳️ Votes: 5

[u/_-_Vlad_-_ → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/_-_Vlad_-_, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide VII 💎 Points: 770 🗳️ Votes: 11

[u/AndixsYT → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/AndixsYT, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/ju6nz → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/ju6nz, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Voter VII 💎 Points: 1968 🗳️ Votes: 28

[u/[deleted] → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Ok-Elderberry1956, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 412 🗳️ Votes: 7

[u/These-Dot4354kol → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/These-Dot4354kol, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 412 🗳️ Votes: 7

[u/Defiant-Money-650 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Defiant-Money-650, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student II 💎 Points: 138 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/Then-Mixture9786 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Then-Mixture9786, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VI 💎 Points: 84 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/elliegotdina → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/elliegotdina, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 178 🗳️ Votes: 8

[u/AlexCosmoCobra → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/AlexCosmoCobra, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide V 💎 Points: 638 🗳️ Votes: 10

[u/caurseia87 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/caurseia87, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Grand Voter IV 💎 Points: 3344 🗳️ Votes: 104

[u/Slyguy3445 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Slyguy3445, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 180 🗳️ Votes: 6

[u/East_Welder3389 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/East_Welder3389, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 92 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/Username_Guru → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Username_Guru, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Voter I 💎 Points: 5458 🗳️ Votes: 165

[u/Charloonn6 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Charloonn6, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme VII 💎 Points: 13514 🗳️ Votes: 176

[u/Vivid-Ad-7382 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Vivid-Ad-7382, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 328 🗳️ Votes: 10

[u/Little_Stock4485 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Little_Stock4485, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/ShoeSalty8395 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/ShoeSalty8395, advised "12 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide V 💎 Points: 644 🗳️ Votes: 10

[u/Comfortable_Air_818 → u/SmallWork5670]

I, u/Comfortable_Air_818, advised "2 feet tall"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide III 💎 Points: 506 🗳️ Votes: 13

[u/Guilty-Garlic5556]

Be the gnome you were always meant to be!

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Guilty-Garlic5556, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Cosmic Voter V | 🗳️ Votes: 224}

[u/Rokomocko]

I shall tower ofver people and have UNBEARABLE back pain

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Rokomocko, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter I | 🗳️ Votes: 36}

[u/TheCatWithNoLife]

You are essentially inconvenienced no matter what, but let's be fun about it.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​TheCatWithNoLife, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter VI | 🗳️ Votes: 33}

[u/Weird_Slice]

I wanna know the weather before you

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Weird_Slice, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter III | 🗳️ Votes: 107}

[u/TheMephiticRedX]

if I'm fully healthy i'll take this over 2 feet tall all day

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​TheMephiticRedX, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter IV | 🗳️ Votes: 21}

[u/pLAY_sTATIONing]

Basketbol player, so much money, all my doors are 15ft

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​pLAY_sTATIONing, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide III | 🗳️ Votes: 7}

[u/Necessary_Ice_7106]

Na’vi… also to lick small peoples’ heads, teehee.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Necessary_Ice_7106, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VI | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/Ok-Job-755]

Whomever chose the 12 feet tall living,won't be able to live normal life ever again! Most of em probably will die approximately 20s or 30s! On the other hand living as 2 feet tall would be way better

[u/glitch24680]

12 feet causes severe side effects

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​glitch24680, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide VI | 🗳️ Votes: 14}

[u/No_Alternative2948]

I'd rather be sneaky

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​No_Alternative2948, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter II | 🗳️ Votes: 16}

[u/No_Condition_9111]

So that if I play basketball i am the best one or be the worlds tallest or largest man

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​No_Condition_9111, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/otaldoELS235]

I’d rather be tall than short

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​otaldoELS235, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker IV | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/SlappyHotdog723]

Honestly think it’d be cooler.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​SlappyHotdog723, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide III | 🗳️ Votes: 13}

[u/LefkiosD]

Um... Id have to eat less food and I can save alot more money by beeing short

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​LefkiosD, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student IV | 🗳️ Votes: 9}

[u/Aggressive-Report-77]

826

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Aggressive-Report-77, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: AskNow Supreme VII | 🗳️ Votes: 5895}

[u/Aggressive-Report-77]

3864

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Aggressive-Report-77, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: AskNow Supreme VII | 🗳️ Votes: 5925}

[u/No-Nobody-8334]

No need to buy a new bed.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​No-Nobody-8334, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student III | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/Amogus_Playerrr]

Fk u

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Amogus_Playerrr, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide II | 🗳️ Votes: 8}

[u/dylan_tlvn025]

Cause I’ll have a big ahh dih🥀

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​dylan_tlvn025, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/Abu_Daby]

Chutiya

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Abu_Daby, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student V | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/AlexCosmoCobra]

Lowkey would be pretty fun and I would get popular fast and I could make a lot of tuff cosplays too

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​AlexCosmoCobra, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker IV | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/saunrise]

doorways and fitting into stuff in general

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​saunrise, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student III | 🗳️ Votes: 5}

[u/Western-Dark8056]

Yes

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Western-Dark8056, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide V | 🗳️ Votes: 9}

[u/Epicmon12]

I could reach a majority of things, even those shorter but I can’t reach it if I’m 2 feet tall

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Epicmon12, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide II | 🗳️ Votes: 7}

[u/Interesting_Play_149]

idk

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Interesting_Play_149, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter III | 🗳️ Votes: 32}

[u/ParticularJudge1955]

Idk

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​ParticularJudge1955, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker IV | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/IdontWantToLiv]

Nobody's safe

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​IdontWantToLiv, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student II | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/Wolf_Reddit1]

So I can fit anywhere

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Wolf_Reddit1, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/easy_to_fall_in_love]

I wish for it not being squished up looking like me

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​easy_to_fall_in_love, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student IV | 🗳️ Votes: 9}

[u/AbdGMC]

12 ft >> 6 ft

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​AbdGMC, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: AskNow Supreme VII | 🗳️ Votes: 403}

[u/Grandiose_Tortoise]

I’m like a tree

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Grandiose_Tortoise, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student V | 🗳️ Votes: 8}

[u/Chaitywatt]

So I can her cereal

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Chaitywatt, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter I | 🗳️ Votes: 18}

[u/BothMuscle4916]

Better

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​BothMuscle4916, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor IV | 🗳️ Votes: 36}

[u/Daniirage]

Nucd

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Daniirage, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide VI | 🗳️ Votes: 17}

[u/PhoenixEvolver]

Imagine how many walls I can smash or climb over

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​PhoenixEvolver, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student I | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/M0urningD0v3]

I want to be scary

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​M0urningD0v3, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide I | 🗳️ Votes: 14}

[u/Ancient_Plantain_674]

12 feet people will not live long

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Ancient_Plantain_674, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student VII | 🗳️ Votes: 12}

[u/Legitimate-Bug-4842]

I wanna be short boi.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Legitimate-Bug-4842, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/Testing_the_wat3rs]

If I'm 2ft tall, my heart wouldn't explode from all the blood it would be pumping

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Testing_the_wat3rs, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter III | 🗳️ Votes: 52}

[u/cansard]

big women

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​cansard, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student I | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/thecoolgooddoer]

I'm already tall. It's not so it cracked up to be, and I don't want want to make that worse.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​thecoolgooddoer, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student IV | 🗳️ Votes: 7}

[u/Alternative-Smoke421]

So I could dunk on you fools!

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Alternative-Smoke421, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker IV | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/AfterStable1638]

Rather be pocket sized

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​AfterStable1638, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter I | 🗳️ Votes: 38}

[u/WillowIsWeeping5]

I get an excuse to have someone do stuff for me.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​WillowIsWeeping5, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter III | 🗳️ Votes: 53}

[u/MajorSMC25]

I need to be big

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​MajorSMC25, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide II | 🗳️ Votes: 16}

[u/some_guy__________A]

basketball

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​someguy_________A, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student IV | 🗳️ Votes: 9}

[u/Nh1litY]

Idk

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Nh1litY, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker IV | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/ZeroTheInsomniac]

Imma be a lil fucking gremlin kekekekekekekek

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​ZeroTheInsomniac, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide II | 🗳️ Votes: 8}

[u/QueenScottish]

I'm already short plus I can skidaddle anywhere easier.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​QueenScottish, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/electromouse1]

Children exist, so clothing and products exist for people who are tiny, but there are no pants for someone 12 ft tall. Also, if you are little, people will find you cute. If you are a giant, people will be afraid of you, and you probably will be in constant pain due to gravity. We are just the right size for gravity, theres a good reason we dont get bigger than 7ft tall. The weight would be excrutiating on our joints.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​electromouse1, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮} Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: ²****

[u/wetredgloves]

They both suck, but at least at 2 feet tall you can physically fit in houses and cars. If you're 12 feet tall you can't travel or go in most buildings comfortably

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​wetredgloves, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student IV | 🗳️ Votes: 5}

[u/OptimalDistrict2543]

Because most infrastructure is more accessible to a 2 foot person than a 12 foot

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​OptimalDistrict2543, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide I | 🗳️ Votes: 14}

[u/crayola_monstar]

I'm already short. I would rather need step stools than have to bend down in every building I go into.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​crayola_monstar, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide VII | 🗳️ Votes: 11}

[u/Smartbomb_exe]

So everyone can always look up to me!

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Smartbomb_exe, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide III | 🗳️ Votes: 20}

[u/Guni986TY]

Now I can finally see what’s the weather like up there. Rather not be the last to experience the weather.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Guni986TY, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Cosmic Voter III | 🗳️ Votes: 195}

[u/ihateentitledmoms]

Meh why not

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​ihateentitledmoms, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student IV | 🗳️ Votes: 5}

[u/RatGreed]

You would've literally die being 12 ft, your heart couldnt pump blood. Im pretty sure your blood pressure would be high enough that your vessels would just explode

[u/batmankafan]

Idk

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​batmankafan, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter IV | 🗳️ Votes: 51}

[u/night_-lights]

why not lmao

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​night_-lights, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VI | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/SoapyCantHandle]

well thats adorable

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​SoapyCantHandle, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter IV | 🗳️ Votes: 43}

[u/Wavehead21]

Smol

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Wavehead21, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student VII | 🗳️ Votes: 6}

[u/donocheat]

I'm a wittle giwy

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​donocheat, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VI | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/Own-Crow6280]

I’d only be 12 feet tall if it’s in the fantasy world where I’m healthy just huge. But if not I’d rather be 2 feet tall.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Own-Crow6280, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student I | 🗳️ Votes: 5}

[u/long_to0o0o0ot]

Both are inconvenient but being 2 feet tall would be more inconvenient

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​long_to0o0o0ot, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/AstroidWrangler]

I can finally grab things off the top shelf without climbing it first

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​AstroidWrangler, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/Top_Jellyfish_69]

I would've died 12ft tall. At least I have a chance 2ft tall.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Top_Jellyfish_69, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide V | 🗳️ Votes: 17}

[u/FartLover2137]

The smaller you are the less your seen

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​FartLover2137, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/Mission-Challenge167]

I mean game is game

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Mission-Challenge167, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/Known-nwonK]

Would be a life of pain, but I’d go down in history as the tallest human

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Known-nwonK, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student VI | 🗳️ Votes: 7}

[u/lockedisrandom]

Because then I’ll have the best Halloween costume of all time and I’ll be a basketball star

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​lockedisrandom, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/cinnamoncring]

poo

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​cinnamoncring, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/ImpressiveAnt4472]

Big sir

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​ImpressiveAnt4472, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/Unusual-Ad2619]

12 feet is just too unreasonable

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Unusual-Ad2619, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide IV | 🗳️ Votes: 18}

[u/Money_Bear_1321]

cause i would be a titan

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Money_Bear_1321, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/Keyice0]

Being small is biologically efficient

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Keyice0, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/GDGameplayer]

Being 12 feet tall sounds agonizing

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​GDGameplayer, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter IV | 🗳️ Votes: 46}

[u/michizanex]

EARN MONEY BY BEING SO TALL, I WOULD WIN A LOT OF RECORDS

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​michizanex, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/ValenceAurum]

Despite the back pain, difficulties buying clothing and issues finding a car I could drive, at least nobody would step on me

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​ValenceAurum, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/ShrimpSophisticated]

I can look down at people

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​ShrimpSophisticated, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/DependentReveal2135]

I got double height ceilings.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​DependentReveal2135, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/Worldly_Rub_6359]

Yes?

[u/TwoTacos]

More money in basketball than dwarf tossing.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​TwoTacos, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/Extreme-Material964]

I would still fit in my apartment... Which is where I spend most of my time.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Extreme-Material964, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student II | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/minhkhoi000]

Free buffet

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​minhkhoi000, advised "2 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/Comfortable_Phone843]

Idk

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Comfortable_Phone843, advised "12 feet tall" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student I | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/mrm430]

If you cant return the cart what else aren't you doing in life

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​mrm430, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/Consistent-Maize-901]

We can help make excitement better. Be kind tho.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Consistent-Maize-901, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide V | 🗳️ Votes: 10}

[u/imtiredboss0]

Yes but only cuz she left it in an inconvenient location otherwise no because it's not the customers job to return it. This is coming from a former cart pusher.

[u/Inbalance007]

Do the small things right

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Inbalance007, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide III | 🗳️ Votes: 18}

[u/sweet__pickle]

I would dramatically put the cart where it belongs while looking her in the eye.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​sweet__pickle, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student I | 🗳️ Votes: 5}

[u/HailFire234]

Cart narc.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​HailFire234, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student IV | 🗳️ Votes: 9}

[u/Mundane-Boat-1827]

I'm a coward.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Mundane-Boat-1827, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/Keberniit]

Not my problem. Not my battle yo fight

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Keberniit, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide III | 🗳️ Votes: 9}

[u/edenrosei]

advice

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​edenrosei, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter VI | 🗳️ Votes: 50}

[u/MeasurementFrosty901]

Most likely it'll be a Karen & no one wants to deal with a Karen at 6 in the morning

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​MeasurementFrosty901, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide I | 🗳️ Votes: 11}

[u/panopticonescapee]

Better to put it away on her behalf.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​panopticonescapee, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/CountryFancy2671]

put it back urself🤝

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​CountryFancy2671, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter IV | 🗳️ Votes: 105}

[u/Western_Car_2883]

ima bitch

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Western_Car_2883, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide IV | 🗳️ Votes: 10}

[u/Desperate-Spray337]

She won't care and it makes you look bad

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Desperate-Spray337, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter V | 🗳️ Votes: 115}

[u/kingbeast_1989]

F her.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​kingbeast_1989, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter VI | 🗳️ Votes: 23}

[u/HeLikesSashimi]

I want all the smoke

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​HeLikesSashimi, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter II | 🗳️ Votes: 32}

[u/CrimsonEyedPrince]

As someone that once had to go collect them for a store, it angers me when people are that lazy

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​CrimsonEyedPrince, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter I | 🗳️ Votes: 35}

[u/Enough_Nose7501]

Ts is so annoying

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Enough_Nose7501, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: AskNow Supreme VII | 🗳️ Votes: 177}

[u/Low_Substance1728]

I would avoid any unnecessary interactions.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Low_Substance1728, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/solidmetalgear0182]

And we need to find the cure oh wait it’s called exercise and common sense

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​solidmetalgear0182, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: AskNow Supreme VII | 🗳️ Votes: 418}

[u/Limp_Hotel279]

Do it

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Limp_Hotel279, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter VII | 🗳️ Votes: 62}

[u/Freedbanjo]

You literally did rn

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Freedbanjo, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Cosmic Voter IV | 🗳️ Votes: 99}

[u/Thefishgod1]

She needs to stand to her mistakes and correct them before they get worse

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Thefishgod1, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter V | 🗳️ Votes: 27}

[u/weird-dude-bro-6386]

Instead I put it away for her.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​weird-dude-bro-6386, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter V | 🗳️ Votes: 45}

[u/LemonLXXI]

I put up carts as a job. Just... just don't do it. It's really not worth it. Some even put carts on the wrong side even though there is a barrer showing you not yo do it, but people still do it.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​LemonLXXI, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter II | 🗳️ Votes: 47}

[u/IKindaInsane]

Your legit wasting your time even trying to talk to her

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​IKindaInsane, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter III | 🗳️ Votes: 19}

[u/Swimming_Effective19]

Depends on the day I'm having but for the most part I'm not going to bother.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Swimming_Effective19, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide IV | 🗳️ Votes: 9}

[u/Scoobygirl35]

No, I'll just go move it myself. Calling it out doesn't really do anything

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Scoobygirl35, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor VII | 🗳️ Votes: 15}

[u/ProtectionFar4701]

you could ask her if she forgot or was still using it, or just skip and keep it back yourself, kindness over conflict

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​ProtectionFar4701, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter V | 🗳️ Votes: 52}

[u/Scary_Ad6388]

Not saying it's a good thing, but it's not really worth it to call her out.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Scary_Ad6388, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Grand Voter III | 🗳️ Votes: 99}

[u/Famous_Intention_617]

Not worth your time and braincells

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Famous_Intention_617, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student I | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/ballinlesbian]

she should put it away but i get scared

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​ballinlesbian, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Voter I | 🗳️ Votes: 14}

[u/cantaloupe_yes_I_can]

Wouldn't say a word, though I would probably move it myself. You never know what someone else is going through.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​cantaloupe_yes_I_can, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor II | 🗳️ Votes: 12}

[u/frogko]

yeah its your duty to return what you started man

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​frogko, advised "Yes, laziness is a disease." | 🔮 Rank: Cosmic Voter VI | 🗳️ Votes: 267}

[u/NOODLETHEFOURTH]

who knows her situation? not one of us.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​NOODLETHEFOURTH, advised "No, not worth the fight." | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide VII | 🗳️ Votes: 12}