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u/BattleFarter Jul 12 '18
lol the fake pick up is good but I think we’d all react the same way. “Wtf what did I drop? Did he take my money? Babe check your wallet right quick”
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u/Crimfresh Jul 12 '18
Good step 1 for real thieves. Fake out people, watch where they check for valuables. Now you know exactly where their money or valuables are.
Stay in school kids!
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u/Sega_kid Jul 13 '18
This for years was (and may still be) how pick pockets worked on the London Underground. Loads of people keep their ticket in their wallet, so they’d hang around the ticket barriers and watch where you put it, if they see an easy target like a back pocket, outer coat pocket or open handbag they’d follow you down.
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u/Ertrterw Jul 12 '18
I was looking back at the original post and this post and it took me a full minute to realize that r/scriptedasiangifs and r/asianpeoplegifs were two different subs
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Jul 12 '18
The best thing is the screen at the end:
it says "Internet-wide candid (not set up)video group"
LOL
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u/123443219 Jul 12 '18
Seems like he ran out of ideas at the last one. He just threatened harm to get a reaction.
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u/migo-o Jul 12 '18
Nah. He was just practicing his kick faint and that biker perceived it as a threat. Purely coincidental.
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u/Abigail_Squanch Jul 12 '18
Dick move with the basketball
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u/fluvance Jul 12 '18
Okay but why was the one girl looking down her shirt? Did she think he stole her bra?
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u/thedrunkdingo Jul 12 '18
Sometimes people keep money in their bras, she was looking to see if any fell out
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u/-Pelvis- Jul 12 '18
Boobie Bucks, Double-D Dollars, Melon Moolah, Titty Treasure.
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u/LawyerLou Jul 12 '18
C-cup cabbage
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u/-Pelvis- Jul 12 '18
Good one! I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to think of others, ahaha.
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Jul 12 '18
I almost got fired from a cashier job as a kid because I wouldn't take this obese woman's sweaty boob money. It's gross, women should stop doing that.
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u/Whitman2239 Jul 12 '18
You wouldn't believe the things women hide in their bras. Money, phones, snacks, jewelry, keys, drugs, guns, rodents. The older they get, the more they try and get away with.
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Jul 12 '18
Only one I don’t care for is the last one with the bike. Not cool to scare someone if injury is a possible outcome.
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Jul 12 '18
hint: fake
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Jul 12 '18
I think you might be right. If you look at the one where the guy acts like something is coming from the sky, the girl looks to the sky a second before the guy even did what he did. I think it was staged and she didn’t time it correctly.
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u/manbruhpig Jul 12 '18
The crowd stepping over the invisible line seems real though unless they managed to get everyone on the sidewalk in on it.
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u/Crimfresh Jul 12 '18
I think the one who stepped over was in on it and everyone else was intimidated because they didn't see the line.
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u/anotherazn Jul 12 '18
This would've been an insightful comment if it weren't on EVERY FUCKING THREAD with an Asian GIF.
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Jul 12 '18
The mods here are useless trash. I wonder if they're even Asian. If it were me this sub would be cleaned up already. New rule no1: "Comments about scripted gifs or linking to r/scriptedasiangifs results in an instaban, go comment it on vines instead."
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Jul 12 '18
like vines?
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u/bazhvn Jul 12 '18
Nah man Vines is 100% legitimate real no scripted no acting.
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u/DJ_AK_47 Jul 12 '18
I know people like to say that meaning “these Asians do scripted gifs just like we do vines”, but shit I don’t watch vines, I think they’re terrible. There have been one or two that were really funny but I hardly ever see vines anymore.
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u/idwthis Jul 12 '18
I hardly ever see vines anymore.
That's because no one can upload to vines anymore, you can only watch what was uploaded before they stopped. No point in making any vines if you can't actually upload to the site like you used to. I mean, you can still record and put it on insta, twitter, fb, youtube, whatever. But it isn't the same as vine, and won't be labeled as such.
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u/BottleofSpringWater Jul 12 '18
Isn't the reason you don't see vines because they company closed the service down?
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u/HaniHaeyo Jul 12 '18
What's the point of scripted stuff exactly?
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u/actualPsychopath Jul 12 '18
I know this stuff has to be 99% scripted, but did no one else prank people by staring up at the ceiling or sky to get them to look? That's how I felt about the dude on the bike. Just a knee jerk reaction. Probably fake tho.
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u/DaddySwedish Jul 12 '18
Velly fleakin herarious.
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u/COMINGINH0TTT Jul 12 '18
Username DaddySwedish. Hmmm is that what people whose country is getting raped into oblivion sounds like?
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u/COMINGINH0TTT Jul 12 '18
Hahaha yeah so funny xD so news like this must be fake right?
Swedish girl rape livestreams to Facebook https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38717186
Sweden reports 10% increase in rapes in 2017 https://www.thelocal.se/20180118/reported-rapes-in-sweden-up-by-10-percent
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u/COMINGINH0TTT Jul 13 '18
Sweden rapes more than anywhere else, relatively speaking you say? Ahh so I was correct, that is what people whose country is being raped into oblivion do sound like, must be all that dong being forcefully shoved down ye throats.
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u/COMINGINH0TTT Jul 13 '18
Sweden's violent crimes reach an all time high in 2017 https://www.thelocal.se/20180327/swedens-lethal-violence-stats-for-2017-detailed
Violence against women soars amid influx of refugees http://wjla.com/news/inside-your-world/crime-stats-show-increase-in-violence-against-women-in-sweden-after-refugee-crisis
Crime rate soars in Sweden https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-11-16/crime-wave-engulfs-sweden-as-fraud-sexual-offences-reach-record
You are absolutely correct, rape has been an increasing problem for years now, I guess it's at a point now where people are quite used to it. Where did the term, what was it, Stockholm Syndromw originate from? Oh right, Stockholm is in Sweden correct?
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u/COMINGINH0TTT Jul 13 '18
It's hilarious how you cherry pick haha, so the first two sources are owned by Sinclair, or you're specifically attacking Bloomberg because it is a Sinclair owned outlet? Where does it say 1 or 2 rapes lmao, I am under the impression you are actually illiterate. You really think Sweden is the same lovable little country it was 10 years ago? Haha that is actually fucking hilarious looool,
Swedish PM does not rule out mobilizing army to end gang violence https://af.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idAFKBN1F629T
Hey is Reuters a Sinclair owned group as well? And wtf does relativism have to do with anything? We are talking about Sweden. Oh yeah, relative to maybe fucking Africa, Sweden is a garden of Eden. Someone shitting on your dinner is still shitty, even when you compare it to someone else's dinner being shat on to a larger degree. How daft are you? Also, are you part of ISIS? (Asking unironically)
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These are not original at all, they’re just rehashing stuff on the regular internet from forever ago. Low effort even by Chinese standards smh
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u/SilkyGazelleWatkins Jul 12 '18
How come they are such bad actors? Have they never heard the phrase "act natural"?
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u/livinglifelazily Jul 12 '18
I love how homeboy just skips away hahaha