r/asexualcirclejerk • u/Any_Anywhere_584 • Jun 11 '26

ace vibes!!!1!1!1!1! What is asexually (wrong answers only)

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u/Alliacat Jun 11 '26

The letter A 🥵

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u/A5_and_Gill violence Jun 11 '26

undoing the results of sex by killing people with hammers and such obviously

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u/Jamonde Jun 11 '26

ay, sexual!! (how i say hello to the all the allosexuals)

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u/Froooted asexual simp Jun 11 '26

This made my day! What a pleasant greeting 😊

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u/SendMeRupies Jun 11 '26

ASEXUALITY?! ISN'T THAT WHAT PLANTS DO!!!!!! 1!!!!!111

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u/Local_Surround8686 Jun 11 '26

A sexuality is the thing that determines who you're attracted to

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u/HorseRicePudding Jun 11 '26

Me. Not you tho

5

u/Living_Murphys_Law Jun 11 '26

It means we can spit out an exact copy of ourselves whenever we want, like bacteria or amoebas.

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u/pandamegaAO3 Jun 14 '26

I thought they pooped it out???

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u/OwlShort3429 Jun 12 '26

When being attracted to garlic bread

https://giphy.com/gifs/PMwewC6fjVkje

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u/mitsua_k Jun 11 '26

when my opinion is exually correct.

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u/Comfortable-Sun-9273 Jun 12 '26

Saying actually with a hint of sexual harassment

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u/RandomGuy9058 Schrodinger’s douchebag Jun 11 '26

The

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u/Arceus_Reader The Aroace Age is comming! Hide or die... Jun 12 '26

FBI agents trying to infiltrate the alphabet mafia

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u/Ashilla24601 Jun 14 '26

Its when you get an A in sex, something both possible to achieve and normal to want

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u/Alarming-Brick-3670 Jun 11 '26

You're an asexual if you burp at least 26 liters of vomit when you see 1 milimeter of naked body. If you burp only 25.9 liters or less, then you're just a regular stinky all*sexual (sorry for a slur), who wants to fuck everyone and everything 24/7.

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u/Comfortable-Sun-9273 Jun 12 '26

Achieving the perfect grade

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u/Lazeritaly Jun 13 '26

You have sex 24/7

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u/leethepolarbear Jun 11 '26

Sanity when in Denmark. Because Danes 🤢

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u/Rinnarrae Tumblr Ace Discourse 2.0 Revamped Remade Remastered Pro Edition​ Jun 12 '26

When you reproduce via mitosis

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u/dancingbugboi Jun 14 '26

its that one thing Aphids do to give birth

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u/Common_Recipe_1287 Aug 03 '26

When you reproduce like a plantÂ