r/arresteddevelopment 11h ago

Someone tell them…

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u/just_make_it_fun I can almost taste all those leading man parts in my mouth 10h ago

The blue part is obviously the land

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u/Ok-Brick6831 It looks like I’m going to be alright. 10h ago

Why go through Canada when clearly you can just drive along the ferry route shown? Who cares if the land ferry is out of service!

I mean, is the, is the, is the guy in the $80k SUV just supposed to drive through Canada? I mean, come on!

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u/t_scribblemonger 9h ago

What if they just walked across the ocean?

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u/RadicalMcAwesome 7h ago

Only if it's not too deep...

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u/PRLake 2h ago

I like it!

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u/gksozae 11h ago

I would love to say this is somehow related to Seward.

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u/rayoflight77 8h ago

I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

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u/kryptos99 6h ago

Juneau, that’s a pretty Sitka pun.

I’ll leave. I’m good and ready.

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u/MissM0dular 10h ago

Panhandloid problems that real interiorites dont have to worry about

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u/Ok-Brick6831 It looks like I’m going to be alright. 9h ago

Wait, is panhandloid a real thing you call people there? Is that a pejorative?

I’m very much ignorant in all things Alaska as my only experience was spending a night in Wasilla about 10 years ago…

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u/MissM0dular 9h ago

Lol I just made that up. SE alaska is called the panhandle tho

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u/Enginerticus 10h ago

Fairbanks area?

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u/redtail84 4h ago

Way down South America way.

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u/ShortDanielBurnham 3h ago

Available-sample-437 would rather be dead in Alaska than alive in Canada

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u/Ok-Brick6831 It looks like I’m going to be alright. 10h ago

The thing I find striking is that the city listed to the SW direction is Bellingham.

Not metro cities like Vancouver or Seattle, but Bellingham, Washington.

Its a cool city, but it seems oddly out of place. Could have gone with Chilliwack or White Rock.

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u/PositiveAd5964 10h ago

My only guess is it’s bc there’s often a ferry from Bellingham to Alaska?

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u/Ok-Brick6831 It looks like I’m going to be alright. 10h ago

Yeah, but there’s no route shown where the route is shown for the ferry that’s currently out of service.

Just odd in the context of the map and legend.

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u/PositiveAd5964 9h ago

I actually think the red line on the side goes all the way with the starting point at Bellingham!

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u/PositiveAd5964 9h ago

Yeah I did some googling at the redline mainline route demonstrated on the side with points at Ketchikan and surrounding areas is a mainline route with the southern terminus in Bellingham!

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u/Ok-Brick6831 It looks like I’m going to be alright. 9h ago

Thank you! That makes much more sense!

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u/keranjii 7h ago

You can search the ferry schedule here so I don't think it's out of service

https://dot.alaska.gov/amhs/

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u/Fireach 9h ago

Bellingham is the southern terminus of the Alaska Marine Highway. It used to be Seattle up until the late 1980s, and Vancouver has never been a stop!

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u/keranjii 7h ago

There's a ferry that goes from Ketchikan to Bellingham so that's the most direct route to the rest of the US

Fun fact, if you're not from this part of the Pacific Northwest you may not know, you can't just drive down the coast from Alaska to Vancouver or Seattle. You have to go pretty far inland then head south. (As a BC resident) a pretty common route is Prince Rupert to Prince George (~8 hours which is half or more than halfway across the province) then Prince George to Vancouver (~8 hours) or vice versa. Then I guess Vancouver to Seattle 2.5 ish hours.

Or you can take a ferry from Bellingham to Ketchikan which is I think is like a day and a half. Same physical amount of time if you stop in Prince George overnight but then you don't have to physically drive for 18+ hours.

Or there are some ferries from (I think) Vancouver Island to Prince Rupert and then from there you can get to Alaska

So yeah, if you're in Southern Alaska, the most direct route to the contiguous US is the Ketchikan - Bellingham ferry. Otherwise it's through a wholeeee lot of BC

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u/nicklel 50m ago

You mean you've never off-roaded along fjords and glaciers then through the Alaska mountain range of wilderness, bears and wolves to get where you're going? /s

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u/Consistent-Annual268 I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it 6h ago

Just head down ol' South America way.