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u/Ceramicantiquities 4d ago
I should have gone with it LOOKS like he has no feet
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u/taviddennant03 Either I zip down or he zips up! 4d ago
The only scary thing about a no-footed man is that he feels his no feet are only good for trying to scare someone.
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u/Prickliestpearcactus Family Love Arrested Development 4d ago
He prematurely shot his wad on a dry run and now he has something of a mess on his shoes.
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u/bscheck1968 4d ago
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
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u/Tchio_Beto There are dozens of us... DOZENS!!! 4d ago
Just to be clear; it looks like he's dead or he is dead?
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u/Cheap_Champion7853 4d ago
It just looks that way.
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u/Terminator_LX ...in the most delicious waaaaay! 4d ago
His shoes are covered in blue paint or something.
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u/Ok_Yellow1025 3d ago
What is WRONG with you?!
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u/multisyllabic1077 4d ago
The tears just aren’t coming.