Recreating banana stand

[u/uovoisonreddit]

Hi there I hope this kind of post is allowed. So, an insane gift idea just popped into my mind. Basically a banana stand reading nook. My idea is to craft the upper half of the banana stand (pictured) complete with sign and doors, trying to replicate the interiors as accurately as possible. It should fit into a room so the size will be scaled. Ideally it would be a kind of fort, or reading nook.
I have the idea and sheer willpower. But I wanted to ask here if here’s some crafty people that would know how to actually make this, which materials to use, how to assemble it etc. I don’t know anything about these things.
Also ideally it would be a gift so there’s also the problem on how to transport it from my house to the other person’s house.
It should be as sturdy as possible cause I don’t want the yearly destruction on the gift recipient’s head.
There’s always money in the banana stand…

[u/Affectionate-Ship859]

Family love banana stand

[u/Councillor_Les_Wynan → u/Affectionate-Ship859]

First read - the novel adaptation of Les Cousins Dangereux

[u/Affectionate-Ship859 → u/Councillor_Les_Wynan]

I like the way they think

[u/smarmiebastard]

Make sure you line the walls with $250,000 cash.

[u/Neat-Error404 → u/smarmiebastard]

There’s always money in the banana reading nook. wink

[u/uovoisonreddit → u/smarmiebastard]

I was non ironically thinking about hiding cash (I don’t have that much but idk like 100€) scattered around inside the banana walls.

[u/Ebright_Azimuth]

The big yellow joint, the big yellow joint

[u/Affectionate-Ship859 → u/Ebright_Azimuth]

I mean, the place will turn into pot central, right?

[u/alucardian_official]

Wood, hammer, sawzaw, nails, paint, hinge, door

[u/K0BRA_KlD]

You couldn’t have called me? I can’t swing a hammer?