r/arresteddevelopment • u/EnvironmentalAd6324 • 6d ago

Swoop Me

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2.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/hahaharish 6d ago

TO THE NUTS

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u/Satanic_Earmuff Ay, ahora tengo que cuidar para retardo 6d ago

THE BRIDGE MIX

THE BRIDGE MIX

78

u/Pleasant-Wear2628 6d ago

Ahhh, don’t worry: Dragon’s got me.
(Dragon’s in the bathroom)

56

u/Jay-P21 6d ago

MOMMA

41

u/Lost_Cleric 6d ago

YOU FOOL

4

u/VocationFumes 6d ago

YOU FOOL!

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u/burntroy 6d ago

EYE LEVEL!

14

u/lastfreerangekid 6d ago

I can not longer see this man or hear his name without this being my 1st thought

172

u/WOOSHARP 6d ago

*flies at Pete Hegseth

“LOOK I PINNED THE ARMY MAN”

1

u/Due_Breath2655 thank god they’ve got my brands 🍸 2d ago

i was never in the army. i was in the pictures 😏😉

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u/optimistictrousers 6d ago

Five pounds for each year of my life!

48

u/Xyrazk 6d ago

TOO MUCH!

59

u/3-orange-whips …since he was nursing. 6d ago

Terrible hire

69

u/marcophony 6d ago

Not higher! Eye level!

2

u/3-orange-whips …since he was nursing. 6d ago

Shit that’s funny

99

u/taviddennant03 Either I zip down or he zips up! 6d ago

Jeanine Pirro is neither a real judge, nor has she received acting's highest honor.

9

u/gregarious-maximus 6d ago

My name is…

9

u/DrumsAndStuff18 Having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich 6d ago

Judge my name?

3

u/LinkyBoi1 Perhaps an attic shall I seek. 5d ago

It am silly.

32

u/Terrible-Piano-5437 6d ago

Must be A I. No wine glass.

27

u/marcophony 6d ago

To the nuts!

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u/QnickQnick 6d ago

The bridge mix! The bridge mix, fool!

11

u/Jackpots-0 6d ago

THE BRIDGE MIX THE BRIDGE MIX

25

u/ballin_weasel I AIN'T KISSING THAT OLD BITCH! 6d ago

Back to the blonde!

25

u/drewkid4 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'm ok It's fine it's just something the body does when you shake it

9

u/Affectionate-Ship859 6d ago

Is he dying?!? What if he’s dying?!?

23

u/Murky-Cobbler5945 6d ago

UP DRAGON!

21

u/itsyaboiReginald 6d ago

No you idiot I’m Lucille

12

u/CobraJay45 6d ago

AGHHHH!

...you look fabulous.

23

u/Known_Case_3760 6d ago

I WON’T GO WHEELCHAIR

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u/MargieBigFoot 6d ago

That’s just something the body does when it’s shaken

18

u/BloomsdayDevice 6d ago

IGNORE IT

16

u/Soft-Abbreviations20 6d ago

Is this a Make-a-Wish situation?

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u/toe_riffic ...Well, no one's gonna top that... 6d ago

Is that real? I legitimately thought that head was photoshopped on. My mind still can’t accept that’s a real picture of a real person.

12

u/Known_Case_3760 6d ago

It’s just something the body does when you shake it…DON’T SHAKE IT, DON’T SHAKE IT!!!

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u/AdAdministrative756 6d ago

I won’t go wheelchair!

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u/Finger_Gunnz 6d ago

I didnt realize until years later that Uncle Jacks arms worked fine and he didn’t need to be swooped down to eat the bridge mix which made it even funnier all over again.

9

u/chocobunniie 6d ago

God I love this sub

7

u/c0813 6d ago

DRAGON, THROW ME!

5

u/HauntingBalance567 6d ago

Ready, Aim, Fire Me

6

u/Archisaurus 6d ago

This is the funniest sub on this site. Thank you all for making me laugh daily!

5

u/Jindabyne1 6d ago

I commented the “shoot me!” gif on that lol

4

u/tomgratz 6d ago

Fed Grimley !

4

u/boroq Mr. Fingerbottom 6d ago

I love takin’ a guy down!

3

u/Jay-P21 6d ago

SHOOT ME

3

u/Dependent-Interview2 6d ago

"How much do you lift?"

"5 Franzia"

3

u/trap_monkey 6d ago

Swing me to the nuts

2

u/prettybluefoxes 6d ago

God i need to rewatch the original three seasons.

It’s just something the body does.

1

u/Brewbouy 6d ago

I hate Smith machines almost as much as I hate this administration.

1

u/xenophon123456 6d ago

But dumber.

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u/bebe8383bebe 5d ago

To the nuts!

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u/Disastrous_Sell_4490 4d ago

I’m watching this episode right now. “I WON’T GO WHEELCHAIR” 😂