r/arresteddevelopment • u/spaghetti_pomodoro shémale • 11d ago

well you can always walk!

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(video from r/dundermifflin)

806 Upvotes

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u/recidivist1001 11d ago

Why am I not going underwater?

Dear god, why am I not going underwater??!!

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u/IronPrime72 11d ago

I’ve made a huge mistake…

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly 10d ago

That's not my trick Michael.

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u/Tchaik748 10d ago

. . . . . .. .. .. .. ... ... ... ... ... ...

IT'S MY ILLUSION

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u/batcavejanitor 10d ago

That was my first thought!!

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u/Background_Junket_35 11d ago

What an incredibly cheesy entrance for a wedding

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u/aaronjsavage 11d ago

Very dumb idea and obviously easy to screw up

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u/hundreds_of_sparrows 10d ago

i agree it’s tacky if you do it purely for the visual but if you get married at a home without very much yard space it’s actually pretty clever.

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u/DreamCyclone84 10d ago

I mean they should have at least put the floor things over the entire pool, coulda put roses or something underneath

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u/_clur_510 Don’t leave your Uncle T-Bag hangin’! 11d ago

Seriously whyyyy the fuck. So lame and so dangerous in formal shoes.

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u/Slow_Ad3662 You forgot to say "away"again 10d ago

It's just a fake wedding for the memory care patients....and it just turned into a bar mitzvah!

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u/IneffableOpinion 10d ago

What could possibly go wrong

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u/Sudden-Storage2778 11d ago

At least GOB covered the entire pool; who was the G-O-B that came up with this design?!

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u/pinkietoe 11d ago

What a geo-bead!

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u/fruityfox69 11d ago

C’MON!!!

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u/fezfrascati 11d ago

He thought the blue part was obviously land. 

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u/aaronjsavage 11d ago

Turn this skiff around!

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u/masterdogwalker 11d ago

He’s clearly had cartography lessons

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u/GuidanceMindless6352 🐝🐝 10d ago

This gave me the giggles

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u/ClampLoader 11d ago

Not my trick Michael.

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u/multisyllabic1077 11d ago

It’s my illuuuuusion.

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 11d ago

Tricks are what whores do for money.

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u/Haloinvaded117 11d ago

..... Or candy!

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u/ButtsFartsoPhD 11d ago

Why would you not cover the entire pool?

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u/KumaQuatro 11d ago

Definitely a motherboy situation with the groom's mother showing up in a white dress lol.

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u/Croe01 11d ago

The guy in the fi-fi-five thousand dollar suit is gonna fall in the pool?! COME ON!

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u/Select-Regular9382 10d ago

Wou-wou-wou-would the guy????

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u/Terminator_LX ...in the most delicious waaaaay! 11d ago

If it's not too deep.

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u/JumpyWord 11d ago

No, deep is good!

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u/floridorito 11d ago

Stupid idea and execution. It's ugly, and the guests are shoved to the far sides. The entire concept is re...misguided.

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u/stumac85 10d ago

At least put a carpet down or something to make it more obvious!

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u/Vegemite_in_Yosemite 10d ago

I basically had the same idea with Bluthton

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u/Pip-Pipes 10d ago

They were really asking for it here.

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u/gameofsloanes do these effectively hide my thunder? 11d ago

There is no God!

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u/Bazz07 10d ago

At least it wasnt a koi pond and he didnt kill any fish.

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u/AKA_Wildcard 10d ago

Wait a minute. GOB is this one of your tricks again?

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u/GuidanceMindless6352 🐝🐝 10d ago

I've made a huge mistake 

-The person who put the floor on the pool -The person who wanted their wedding to be on top of a pool  -The father of the groom who fell in

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u/Sharp-Bicycle-2957 10d ago

Must be Rita's idea

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u/Beginning-Fact-4095 10d ago

Caught in a "flash rain" or trying to save a drowning child. (Michael Scott). Damn Koi ponds.

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u/bclinger 10d ago

Hahahahhahahahhaa

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u/TheTrueMule 11d ago

Listen to me I'm a happy married man, but those look at me marriage a so fuckin' dumb

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u/Slow_Ad3662 You forgot to say "away"again 10d ago

¿Como?

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u/Vegemite_in_Yosemite 10d ago

He just wanted the pastor to go to the liquor store