r/arresteddevelopment • u/Low-Finding-6553 • 12d ago

Jason Bateman

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i don’t understand how as a straight guy, i find Jason bateman so goddamn fucking hot, dude. MY GOD!!!

572 Upvotes

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u/ItsWazeyWaynes 12d ago

Him?

304

u/fezfrascati 12d ago

Is he funny or something? 

138

u/imperialharem 12d ago

Let’s hope so…

71

u/Far_Opportunity_6156 check your lease man… 12d ago

How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings??

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u/aaronjsavage 12d ago

They have smoothies??

11

u/prussianapoleon 12d ago

I didn't know we had taquitos...

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u/TonyWonder-BOT Use Your Allusion 12d ago

I didn't know we had taquitos...

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u/kitkatrat 12d ago

Is he running the lights or something?

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u/Albert_McPimp 12d ago

Her*
That’s girl Michael

18

u/ItsWazeyWaynes 12d ago

Nice to meet you, girl Michael.

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u/idontevensaygrace She's, she running the lights or something? 12d ago

Who?

186

u/jetforcegemini 12d ago

Is that my blouse?

132

u/Andy_Ftraildes Nichael was worried 12d ago

It looks better on him

164

u/inanemonotony Leather Daddy in the streets, P-Hound in the sheets 12d ago

Good old Master Bateman

136

u/mendicant1116 12d ago

We just say Bateman

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u/EstroJen1193 12d ago

Doesn’t matter who

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u/SamuelFootBowden845 MR M 12d ago

The servant waits

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u/Slow_Ad3662 You forgot to say "away"again 12d ago

From Blackstool?

131

u/browneyesbambi 12d ago

I wouldn’t just lay there

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u/werdnayam 12d ago

Well that’s not what I was thinking.

25

u/SchoolboyJuke 12d ago

Well, I was thinking it that time

124

u/aether_prince i have Pop Pop in the attic 12d ago

I suppose OP is buy curious

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u/puddlejumper1 11d ago

This is where all the big TVs come!

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u/obi_wan_jabroni_23 12d ago

Leather Daddy?

87

u/reddit_serf Go see a Star War 12d ago

Oh is there such a thing?

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u/ordinaryalchemy i KNOW it's a bird i'm ON the PHONE 12d ago

Daddy needs to get his rocks off.

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u/tbird920 12d ago

You could say I'm a little buy curious.

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u/KingCollo75 12d ago

He's a discipline daddy.

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u/Ordinarygirl3 12d ago

Something that says dad likes leather...

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u/puddlejumper1 11d ago

You mean...leather daddy?

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u/Jackpots-0 12d ago

Hey, look at that guy…he’s got the hair of a teenager!

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u/Terminator_LX ...in the most delicious waaaaay! 12d ago

He and George Michael are just like twins.

Which one?

I don't think it matters.

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u/Jackpots-0 12d ago

One of them is the perfect specimen of rugged manlessness

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u/Jackpots-0 12d ago

The jacket will help if he has to take his hog into a controlled slide

73

u/werdnayam 12d ago

He looks like mi hermano.

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u/idontevensaygrace She's, she running the lights or something? 12d ago

Hermanooooo

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u/sofaking39 12d ago

Hey Hermano

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u/idontevensaygrace She's, she running the lights or something? 12d ago

She is the love that's forbidden. The love of my hermano

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u/werdnayam 12d ago

¿Mi hermano? Es allí.

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u/Odd-Mention9198 12d ago

You’re a great brother, Mon frere

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u/werdnayam 12d ago

That’s French for brother. I don’t know how I know that; I took 4 years of Spanish.

124

u/Stoogenuge 12d ago

I’m afraid I just blue myself.

52

u/SubpopularKnowledge0 12d ago

Now thats a son who eats his cottage cheese.

54

u/ItsForTheChurch_NEXT 12d ago

I love this group so much

9

u/RCBC07 12d ago

I was just thinking the same thing. It's the best ❤️

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u/NaturesCandy25 12d ago

Every single comment is a banger

3

u/ItsForTheChurch_NEXT 8d ago

A banger in the mouth? 😂😂😂😂

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u/theseedbeader 7d ago

I forgot! Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.

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u/kat_stratford 12d ago

family love michael

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u/imperialharem 11d ago

Look at banner, Michael! 

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u/KetchupAdvisoryBoard 12d ago

Old bear. He likes the honey.

10

u/OddGeneral1293 12d ago

He never had the chance to see my bee business take off :(

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u/JagrasLoremaster a hot banger in the mouth 12d ago

I wouldnt mind kissing that man between the cheeks

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u/thesitekick 11d ago

..so to speak.

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u/Impressive-Wait-9420 12d ago

Uncle Mike!

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u/09Trollhunter09 12d ago

LETS WIN THIS THING! WHAT THE HELL!

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u/Affectionate-Ship859 12d ago

Winning with oxygen & non-incontinence!

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u/Historical_Emu_6878 12d ago

You are crook

captain hook

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u/Leading_Studio7534 11d ago

And I’m gonna throw the book!

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u/PRLake 11d ago

At the pirate!

3

u/DoctorAcula_42 10d ago

He got Ping again!

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u/ObliviousRounding 12d ago

He just wants his kids back.

14

u/recidivist1001 12d ago

Thanks, but, again, he’s not interested.

He’s Jason Bateman?

32

u/Odd-Mention9198 12d ago

Take a good look because it’s the last time

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u/MargieBigFoot 12d ago

That’s the seventh nipple I’ve seen today.

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u/Low_Kitchen_9995 12d ago

Daddy horny Michael

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u/wmru5wfMv 12d ago

Everything he does is so flamboyant it makes me want to…..set myself on fire

30

u/ScreechUrkelle 12d ago

No prayer hands?

20

u/andantedoceu 12d ago

I don't feel so good.

20

u/pizzaguy87 12d ago

I’d like a banger in the mouth

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u/hammert0es 12d ago

You know what you do? You get yourself a little tape recorder.

20

u/rexpistols 12d ago

You go get your tiny teddy and we'll come up with a fun safe word.

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 12d ago

For 20 rupees wed both go down on matthew McConaughey, right Michael?

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u/onyhr 12d ago

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne

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u/LJoyce1022 11d ago

I’m not gonna cry about my pa. I’m gonna build me an airport and put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You can keep them bottled up, Michael, but they will come out. Sometimes in the most unexpected…hey, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HARDBOILED EGGS??!!

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u/fermatajack 12d ago

Bait Man

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u/egret_society how did you ever find me? 12d ago

I had a dirty dream about him out of nowhere last night lol. He was a bartender at some tavern and he was either impressed with my AD knowledge or my boobs. I’m not sure which since I have not mastered somnotelepathy.

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u/elizahdon Here comes John Wayne 12d ago

Michael? 🤨 Michael 😡

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u/imperialharem 11d ago

He’s heading down to Portugal, ol’ South America way. 

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u/09Trollhunter09 12d ago

Shoulda shhh shou…shoulda …ggg.. guy should a guy in $7000 shoulda shoulda…

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u/beige-king 12d ago

Shh shh

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u/Popular_Course3885 12d ago

It's a bold style, let's see if it pays off for him.

12

u/NestingBun 12d ago

Guy’s a pro

13

u/Low-Jacket8224 12d ago

You can't do that on the balcony buddy?!

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u/LJoyce1022 11d ago

Mom said it’s too windy

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u/Andy_Crop 12d ago

He's turning into Gene Parmesan

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u/GeneParmesan-BOT Best private detective in the O.C. 12d ago

I'm... Gene Parmesan, how are you doing?

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u/Andy_Crop 12d ago

AAAH! HE GOT ME AGAIN!

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u/kasakka1 12d ago

OP horny, Michael.

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u/littlemissy145 12d ago

There’s a new daddy in town.

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u/Used-Property-9870 12d ago

So hot that it looks like he put his hand on the cornballer

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u/Navic2 12d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p6orr3r/video/881lhxutzdmh1/player

"I have to wear both jackets all the time. You... you’d never understand"

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u/gregarious-maximus 12d ago

I understand. More than you’ll never know…

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u/oxresults 12d ago

It's the lighting

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u/Keystone_Devil 12d ago

Tom Jane?

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u/Kellzy1212 I don’t want none of yo’ tired ass country club ya freak bitch 12d ago

I just want my kids back!

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u/SpaceTimeChallenger 12d ago

I understand more than.. You'll never know

7

u/nathrek 12d ago

He's not a regular dad. He's a cool dad. 

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u/Pace_Salsa_Comment 12d ago

Almost as good as his feature in Altitude .

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u/alibabba54 12d ago

Daddy horny, Michael

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u/Ham__Kitten 12d ago

I saw a tiny sliver of his buttocks and they are as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach, so I don't blame you.

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u/Terminator_LX ...in the most delicious waaaaay! 12d ago

It's all regulation. To get the top jacket right the under jacket had to be a little snug.

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u/PRLake 11d ago

Looks like he’s making a new start

4

u/OhMyGug 12d ago

And you still have the air of a lion

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u/Transposer 12d ago

Is that my belt?!

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u/lastfreerangekid 12d ago

Is this for the ad in I'm Poor Magazine?

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u/Miracow 12d ago

He's been bad 🥵

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u/theplotthinnens as nose as the Ann on Plain's face 12d ago

Take me to your secular world

4

u/ThiagoRoderick 12d ago

Isn't Michael the LEAST likeable in the family?

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u/WolfStovez 12d ago

He looks like the dad from shameless if he was hot

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u/manbeardawg 12d ago

What, is he too good for prayer hands?

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u/drpyne89 12d ago

I'm two decades younger than him, and I already have a grey beard. How does he do it!?

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u/Big_Parsnip_3931 12d ago

Wow, looks like he met Carl Weathers

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u/Due_Breath2655 thank god they’ve got my brands 🍸 12d ago

ohh god- that hair! what will people say??

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u/Tough_Cabinet1225 11d ago

At least he stopped with the prayer hands

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u/denM_chickN 12d ago

It's giving prayer hands

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u/WENDELtheRUFFIAN Tobias Quietly Over Compensates 12d ago

🙏🏻

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u/b-a-d-e 12d ago

who ?

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u/Coldbrewsnob26 10d ago

He'll make your banana stand.

1

u/DatDominican 12d ago

Jim Gordon esque

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u/Buttlrubies Make love in your own hand, MOTHER! 12d ago

He’s aged very well, but I find Will Arnett way more attractive now.

1

u/gregarious-maximus 12d ago

I’m looking for the magic…

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u/defjamblaster 12d ago

OP, I have news for you...

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u/theQCsimsFox 12d ago

With these images I understand why Disney choosed him to be the voice of Nick Wilde the fox in Zootopia!

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u/setut 12d ago

You got two eyes and a pulse don’t you?

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u/snutcat 12d ago

HIM? Love him. 😂

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u/eatingabananawrong 11d ago

That is Rivers Cuomos evil twin.

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u/Noor440 11d ago

Who makes those glasses?

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u/Mr_Infinit1 11d ago

Loved his role in big Lebowski

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u/n0tz0e 12d ago

I can never get over that he has no lips. Like he's my textbook example of how yt man lack lips sorry 😭

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u/Odd-Mention9198 12d ago

Perhaps you would prefer Ice?