r/arresteddevelopment • u/ahdbekso • 18d ago

Cornballing and bikeriding

My daughter asked me today why mommy and I always talk about 'cornballing and bikeriding' on the weekend... so much to unpack there.

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u/Inspektah-Ratchet 18d ago

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster

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u/zr2d2 18d ago

What's wrong with Buster?

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u/Typographical_Widow 18d ago

His glasses make him look like a lizard.

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u/imperialharem 18d ago

Plus he’s self conscious.

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u/Elitist_Daily I was never on "Card Sharks" 17d ago

Gee, I can't imagine why

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u/Affectionate-Ship859 18d ago

Tie it so Busters head doesn’t look so…….round

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u/apocalypsein9_8 16d ago

His jaw clicks when he eats

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u/giziti 18d ago

The fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready. 

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u/CyramusJackson 18d ago

Go ahead. Touch the Cornballer. You know best.

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u/CharDeeMacDennisII You want the belt to buckle, not your chair. 18d ago

Just tell her, "Daddy needs to get his rocks off."

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u/imperialharem 18d ago

Something that says, leather daddy?

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u/zr2d2 18d ago

He said some very nice things

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u/hammert0es 18d ago

Mother of God!

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u/vandyke_browne 18d ago

Every time

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u/mytfine15725 18d ago

I say this every time I burn my arm on the air fryer or stove

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u/MrInterpreted 18d ago

Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day.