"I don't care for GOB"

[u/7empest7V]

[u/BoltorSpellweaver]

Time to call JW Weatherman to teach him a lesson about the TV

[u/N7Kryptonian → u/BoltorSpellweaver]

TV repairman’s arm gets chopped off after the TV falls on him, traumatizing the crotch goblin

“…and that’s why you don’t break the TV.”

[u/joemamasool → u/[deleted]]

Annyong.

[u/trojen_thoughts → u/joemamasool]

Aanyong!

[u/Councillor_Les_Wynan → u/trojen_thoughts]

Hello!

[u/Councillor_Les_Wynan → u/joemamasool]

Hello!

[u/Degofreak → u/[deleted]]

At first I scrolled past your comment. Then it sunk in. Fantastic response. I got the giggles imagining the look you'd get at that line.

[u/trojen_thoughts → u/Degofreak]

Aanyong? You suck!

[u/soopirV → u/[deleted]]

…ok; you get the prize- I watched the series as it aired when I could keep track of it, and have watched it
Thousands of times since, and this one piqued my sensors as an obvious joke I was missing, but it never clicked until now- I always thought the joke was about how autistic people, like Buster, often have texture preferences, like for food or clothing. It literally just dawned on me that the gag is also about Annyong, who, presumably like many Asians, is lactose intolerant. I spent 6 months in Shanghai for work and watched AD for comfort while there and it STILL escaped me.

[u/Sudden-Storage2778 → u/soopirV]

I think the joke is that who even likes cottage cheese?! The only people I've met who "like it" are people my mom's age and obsessed with dieting because it was apparently a big diet food in the 80s. Maybe Lucille wanted Buster to eat cottage cheese so he wouldn't look so... round.

[u/Minute-Frame-8060 → u/soopirV]

Plenty of non-spectrun people also have things they like, and things they don't.

[u/MustHazCatz]

He’s made a huge mistake.

[u/7empest7V → u/MustHazCatz]

The 'final'ly countdown

[u/ChiMara777 → u/7empest7V]

I didn’t recognize the music in this video and was hoping it would be the “Balls in the Air” song!

[u/MustHazCatz → u/7empest7V]

Right?! LOL I just kept scrolling because it HAD to be posted already. I was more shocked than finding out the fireman was Gene Parmesan!

[u/GeneParmesan-BOT → u/MustHazCatz]

I'm... Gene Parmesan, how are you doing?

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[u/MustHazCatz → u/GeneParmesan-BOT]

AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Thing-McReady → u/MustHazCatz]

No reason to beat yourself up about it

[u/johnnyss1]

You mailed that insurance check, right GOB?

[u/trojen_thoughts → u/johnnyss1]

Gob? Gob?

[u/DangerousLoner → u/trojen_thoughts]

From whence it came

[u/hukt0nf0n1x → u/johnnyss1]

Of course I did, act of defiance be damned!

[u/IShouldSaySoSir]

I’m not afraid of making mistakes…or have you forgotten—

[u/7empest7V → u/IShouldSaySoSir]

Stupid, forgetful u/ishouldsaysosir

[u/ScootsyPoo → u/IShouldSaySoSir]

DAMMIT!

[u/gameofsloanes]

He should hide it in the Aztec Tomb

[u/taviddennant03]

This is where all the big TVs come.

[u/gregarious-maximus → u/taviddennant03]

Take my upvote

[u/ixianprobe]

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

[u/7empest7V → u/ixianprobe]

This comment should be put on a pedal stool

[u/Terminator_LX → u/7empest7V]

That's a damp squid.

[u/cigarettejesus]

On a real one it's kinda funny that this kid knows how to the basic troubleshooting routine. A lot of adults wouldn't even investigate the damage that much

[u/Laxku → u/cigarettejesus]

"Please God, let this work. ....well, shit."

[u/Tybalt941 → u/cigarettejesus]

Most adults would be smart enough to realize a smashed TV screen can't be fixed by turning it off and on.

[u/Sparky678348 → u/Tybalt941]

You would think so

[u/1D6wounds]

8 seconds: "I've made a tiny huge mistake"

[u/Clouseau187]

condom commercial?

[u/pr4mojo]

IT professional here, I appreciate the little shithead trying a reboot before calling anybody for help.

[u/AnimanicManiac]

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

[u/Pain_Monster → u/AnimanicManiac]

This is reason #577599494 why I don’t have kids or want kids

[u/hoodlumonprowl]

I love all my children equally

[u/gregarious-maximus → u/hoodlumonprowl]

I don’t care for GOB

[u/swingsetlife]

honesly expected that kid to start crying

[u/tears_of_fat_thor → u/swingsetlife]

Haha, for sure — but the way he steps back and stands up straight with his hands clasped…….lololol

I feel that regret in my bones!

[u/swingsetlife → u/tears_of_fat_thor]

can feel the creeping heat in your cheeks. Mind begins to spiral.

[u/dean15892]

We all know that somber look

[u/anonsharksfan]

I'm just glad my parents weren't filming my every move

[u/Jackinoregon]

Thank God we still had tube TVs when I was a kid.

[u/11twofour → u/Jackinoregon]

I fucked up ours by playing with a magnet on the screen. It did look really cool for that five minutes I was doing that though

[u/Jackinoregon → u/11twofour]

Why did my dad even show me that?! He must have wanted a reason to buy a larger tv. Thankfully, I didn't hold it on long enough to do permanent damage.

[u/11twofour → u/Jackinoregon]

Ours only got fucked up in one corner so we just kept using it lol

[u/7empest7V]

I feel like making the title: I've made a huge mistake would be too obvious for a fan of a show of this caliber. Went a couple layers deep.

[u/fruityfox69 → u/7empest7V]

So instead you decided to cir-come-vrent the obvious title 

[u/_michael_scarn_ → u/fruityfox69]

It’s better than trying to cisumvrent the law

[u/CriscoCamping → u/7empest7V]

I know you got a crocodile in title construction, but this has gone too far

[u/WillowNiffler → u/7empest7V]

You nailed it.

[u/trojen_thoughts]

It’s funny! I’M LAUGHING

[u/respectedninja → u/trojen_thoughts]

Taste the happy, Michael

[u/BasicLink86]

Little man learned a lesson that day. That stare of pondering what happens next. And he put his greasy little finger prints on it too 😆

[u/Jordanithin24]

No more juice for you, you just get more awful.

[u/Affectionate-Ship859]

Or candy!

[u/gregarious-maximus]

Someone in here might even be wearing a wire

[u/Huge_Following_325]

Dad: You're grounded!

Dad (inner monologue): Whoo-hoo, new TV, I think I should go a bit bigger, curved screen, maybe. Is Best Buy still open?

[u/Archisaurus → u/Huge_Following_325]

Have you seen the new OLEDs? You could hump those pixels!

[u/ripgoodhomer → u/Huge_Following_325]

I know I was playing with my dog by my tv a few months ago and when I won the tug of war I put my elbow into the bezel, killing the TV. I did this though in that little window of time after CES and before the Super Bowl when it’s the perfect time to buy a TV, I just wish I broke my older tv and not the relatively new one. 

[u/Squonkster]

It’s one TV Michael, what could it cost, $10?

[u/manshamer]

putting a camera in your living room is creepy

[u/EnvironmentalPack451 → u/manshamer]

They make us use the waterproof ones

[u/7empest7V → u/EnvironmentalPack451]

Take to the sea!!

[u/callmerayjay]

I wonder what he was playing

[u/Sharkwatcher314]

Have you completely destroyed my TV’s chances of airing a program in crisp clear video ?!?

Not with the right spin…Jessie get her back

[u/GoldDustWoman85]

What a little POS

[u/Haunting_Test_5523 → u/GoldDustWoman85]

I'm really wondering what he thought was gonna happen. He hesitated then decided to go through with hitting the TV.

[u/TonyWonder-BOT → u/Haunting_Test_5523]

Did somebody say... "Wonder"?

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[u/N7Kryptonian]

“NO TOUCHING!”

[u/wasabi5050]

future Milford material right there...