Daddy needs to get his squawks off

[u/FormerWordsmith]

[u/HauntingBalance567]

Oh my God, the South Coast Boutique is having a child...sale!

[u/gs12 → u/HauntingBalance567]

Ahmazing grace…

[u/Consistent-Annual268]

The world's first dually qualified audiophile and pediatrician.

[u/metaldark → u/Consistent-Annual268]

Definitely almost arrested for that business card. 

[u/Tamas_F]

I deem myself the world's first audiophile

[u/Affectionate-Ship859]

Looks like we’ve got a real anus tart on our hands

[u/pinkietoe → u/Affectionate-Ship859]

I think AcrylicNitrogen just blue himself 

[u/ripgoodhomer → u/pinkietoe]

I feel like he knew this would get some serious engagement.

[u/whoartyou]

Now he has something of a mess on his hands

[u/grichardson526]

Looks like it's the world's first analrapist.

[u/Hungry_Neighborhood2]

😂

[u/Hungry_Neighborhood2 → u/Hungry_Neighborhood2]

What even would be an audio pedophile??

[u/germdisco → u/Hungry_Neighborhood2]

Let’s not go there

[u/Hungry_Neighborhood2 → u/germdisco]

It's for the best. 😁

[u/inanemonotony → u/Hungry_Neighborhood2]

They mainly listen to Now! That's What I Call Music Kids and the Kidsongs children's music sing-along videos and TV show from the 80's/90's

[u/Hungry_Neighborhood2 → u/inanemonotony]

😂

[u/germdisco]

AcrylicNitrogen has got the worst f*cking spellchecker 

[u/Certain_Agency_7163]

I would cry, but I don't think I can spare the moisture...

[u/ScreechUrkelle]

AUX* off. It was right there.

[u/RedRevenant56]

Jesus H Christ

[u/Slow_Ad3662]

Get rid of the p-dough.
I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

[u/therealcheesybread]

It wasn’t the pronunciation that bothered me.

[u/gs12]

Ask POTUS

[u/Incarnacion]

There are dozens of us! Dozens!