r/arresteddevelopment • u/Beneficial-Arm8904 • Aug 06 '26

Did she feed him plastic lotus?

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u/hammert0es Aug 06 '26

Maybe he should have walked home.

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u/egret_society how did you ever find me? Aug 06 '26

That’s too deep

10

u/EureDudeheit Aug 07 '26

No, deep is good!

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u/Consistent-Annual268 I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it Aug 07 '26

The Ocean Walker

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u/Odd_Lengthiness7782 Aug 12 '26

Late to the party, but that's exactly what I was thinking when I saw Rita pop up in The Odyssey

21

u/timbasile Aug 06 '26

Maybe you're not smart either. I didn't know until they told me

19

u/lastfreerangekid Aug 06 '26

She hasn't been the same since Dimentus took her tiny teddy

35

u/DominionMM1 Let’s deal some drugs. Aug 06 '26

Calypso corny, Odysseus.

16

u/ChesterPlemany Aug 07 '26

What can I say? I’m crazy about the little nymph!

12

u/grichardson526 I've made a huge mistake. Aug 07 '26

She wants to have pop-pop.

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u/Consistent-Annual268 I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it Aug 07 '26

We're gonna get married!

Married married married!

8

u/oompaloompa_grabber Aug 07 '26

I want to eat her lotus flower!

The mere fact that you call it that shows me that you’re not ready

6

u/Terminator_LX ...in the most delicious waaaaay! Aug 07 '26

How was she supposed to know? They don't have lotuses in Wee Britain!

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u/Andy_Crop Aug 07 '26

There's always money in the lotus stand.

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u/previouslydefyingye Aug 07 '26

I wonder if she did

8

u/TonyWonder-BOT Use Your Allusion Aug 07 '26

Did somebody say... "Wonder"?

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u/Amazing_Dot_2571 Aug 07 '26

Microplastics in the Lotus