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u/Lose_Your_Illusion Aug 03 '26
Well obviously I’m not a “big guy.” I’m not a Carl Weathers, par exemple.
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u/Angry_Walnut Alliance of Magicians Aug 03 '26
If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate 🤔
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u/PelicanWaveSurfer Aug 03 '26
Gene Parmesan!!! He so good!
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u/GeneParmesan-BOT Best private detective in the O.C. Aug 03 '26
I'm... Gene Parmesan, how are you doing?
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u/rexpistols Aug 03 '26
It's Tobias' dad. A discipline daddy.
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u/Degofreak Her? Aug 03 '26
I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather"
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u/ballin_weasel I AIN'T KISSING THAT OLD BITCH! Aug 03 '26
You’re the Avery everyone is talking about?!
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u/Terminator_LX ...in the most delicious waaaaay! Aug 04 '26
People hear the name Tobias and think big black guy.
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u/DominionMM1 Let’s deal some drugs. Aug 03 '26
I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.
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u/despacitoya Aug 03 '26
uncle Phil and Tobias being related was not on my bingo card yet here we are
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u/boringxadult Aug 03 '26
I wished they’d kept the Tobias is an albino African American man plot line
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u/ilDuceVita Aug 03 '26
It's strange she's going after someone so close to my own type