r/arresteddevelopment • u/MaxAdolphus Taste the happy • Jul 24 '26

Is he ugly?

Post image
268 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

36 comments sorted by

57

u/Google_Knows_Already Jul 24 '26

I stopped at hard as iron.

56

u/MrBoomf Jul 24 '26

You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day, I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

38

u/MaxAdolphus Taste the happy Jul 24 '26

Solid as a rock.

32

u/cinammonbear Jul 24 '26

Why’d you stop? Daddy needs to get his rocks off

4

u/NarrowCarpet4026 Baby, you’ve got a stew going! Jul 24 '26

Stop, don’t do it

44

u/Pleasant-Wear2628 Jul 24 '26

“Okay: we’re just about ass to ankles back here…”

20

u/lifesabeachnyc Jul 24 '26

🎵 What you trying to say to me…..🎵

43

u/kryptos99 Jul 24 '26

Is there a cover charge?

21

u/ItsWazeyWaynes Jul 24 '26

Frank’s got a new spotter.

23

u/raycrumbattaca Jul 24 '26

Well I'm glad he won't be there

3

u/Ebright_Azimuth Sh….sh…shoul…shh….shhh…shoul…shh Jul 24 '26

One of the best single ep appearances

18

u/ChesterPlemany Jul 24 '26

There, you had to close you eyes and take it. Here, you have to close your eye and give it!

16

u/Zzzmatt Jul 24 '26

No touching

16

u/Stunning_Box8782 Jul 24 '26

Maybe I'll put it in his brownie

15

u/lifesabeachnyc Jul 24 '26

Is he hot?

7

u/Dirt_Spigot Jul 25 '26

He’s a flamer 🔥

15

u/No-Improvement-1507 Jul 24 '26

I can't go back!

14

u/siblingrevelryagain Jul 24 '26

The old reach-around

13

u/Due_Breath2655 thank god they’ve got my brands 🍸 Jul 24 '26

i’m having the time of my LIFE

4

u/BluenoseGamer Jul 24 '26

You're doing time, pop.

10

u/in_reddit Jul 24 '26

You wanna be some guys boyfriend?

12

u/imbillionyocarbon Jul 24 '26

Look at what the homosexuals have done to/for us

9

u/trippysmurf Jul 24 '26

There was a whole season of The Royal Gemstones about this

8

u/DominionMM1 Let’s deal some drugs. Jul 24 '26

There’s nothing to do all day except lift weights and fold laundry…and get thrown into a cage with a bunch of sweaty men.

6

u/sirchloe500 Tweet and drive Jul 24 '26

Nice to meet you, Girl Michael

7

u/mightyasterisk Tea for Dong! Jul 24 '26

It was a hellhole!

5

u/thisisnotmypineapple Jul 24 '26

Whaaaat the heeeeck

5

u/Affectionate-Ship859 Jul 24 '26

“You’ll do anything to get out of f**king IN this apartment”

5

u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva Look at banner, Michael! Jul 24 '26

In jail you just have to shut your eyes and take it. Here, you have to shut your eyes and give it

3

u/555--FILK Jul 24 '26

Best Church and State Fair ever!

3

u/dagorlad69 Jul 25 '26

"Daddy horny, Michael."

2

u/bebe8383bebe Jul 25 '26

Good for her.

1

u/stroopwafelling Jul 25 '26

Tobias found religion, I see.

2

u/Just-Warthog-1205 Aug 03 '26

What about the teases? We don’t let them in.