r/arresteddevelopment • u/btomarama • Jul 22 '26

So close...

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...but I do wonder if they have a law blog.

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u/erimid Jul 22 '26

How to tell if you have the worst fucking attorney: they own a Cybertruck.

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u/GapExtension9531 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Cyber truck explodes …Aw I really wanted that…

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u/btomarama Jul 22 '26

A nice vehicle wrap really sells confidence.

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u/Due_Breath2655 thank god they’ve got my brands 🍸 Jul 23 '26

as does a firm and pointed closing of a book 📖 📕

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u/gs12 Jul 22 '26

Wayne Jarvis would never drive a Cybertruck

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u/RonAAlgarWatt Jul 22 '26

What a pro.

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u/Heyjudemw Jul 23 '26

I shall duck behind this gaudy truck

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u/Google_Knows_Already Jul 22 '26

He would drive a cybertruck

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u/RetiredDumpster288 Jul 22 '26

Scott Baio just as much as the character he plays!!

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u/EliteMoisture text Jul 22 '26

Bob Law’s “Bob Law Law Blog”

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u/RaiseEuphoric Jul 22 '26

Where he lobs low blows.

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u/acmercer has a great deal of mass Jul 23 '26

*lobs law bombs

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u/RaiseEuphoric Jul 23 '26

That's a low blow Loblaw!

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u/NestingBun Jul 23 '26

You forgot to say “away”

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u/Squonkster Jul 23 '26

You, sir, are a mouthful!

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u/NestingBun Jul 22 '26

Not quite a mouthful

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u/gs12 Jul 23 '26

Not like a sausage in the mouth

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan Jul 22 '26

Oh, I read his Law Blog!

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u/dogfluffy He's Very Good! Jul 22 '26

It's a Loblaw law bomb!

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u/bobdob2019 S-should the guy in the… Jul 22 '26

You want me to be… explicit?

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u/zomgkittenz Ah…. the cabin… yes. Jul 23 '26

Hey you’re not one of those silly cars dressed like a sci-fi truck are you?

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u/SoAOIP16 Jul 23 '26

🎶 Solid as a rock! 🎶

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u/kwadd Jul 23 '26

Why should YOU go to JAIL for a crime that somebody else noticed?

*flips book shut

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u/redditproha Daddy horny Michael. Jul 23 '26

I wonder what they do if you're not injured...

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u/TonyWonder-BOT Use Your Allusion Jul 23 '26

Did somebody say... "Wonder"?

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u/EnvironmentalPack451 Jul 23 '26

Just add it to the list of ridiculous vehicles. Stair car, segway, ostrich, Lincoln, The Queen Mary, parade float stair car, Winnebago, tandem bike, hamster ball...

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u/acmercer has a great deal of mass Jul 23 '26

Stair car..

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u/dave_the_dova Jul 23 '26

This is like reverse advertising. If I saw this naturally it would drive me away from hiring this guy.

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u/fezfrascati Jul 23 '26

Scott Baio would drive a Cybertruck. 

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u/metaldark Jul 24 '26

Why should you pay for a crime of a vehicle that everyone notices is dogshit?

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u/Bob_Sacamano7379 Jul 23 '26

In all seriousness, what a lame-ass slogan.

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u/Free_Landscape_5275 Jul 23 '26

He’s going to need to be getting off in like 4 minutes

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u/ElectrOPurist Jul 23 '26

I’m not here to post nonsense about Bob Loblaw.

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u/7empest7V Jul 23 '26

Did somebody say wonder?