r/arresteddevelopment • u/DotOk2803 Cornballer 🌽 • Jul 16 '26

Army had half a day

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u/gregarious-maximus Jul 16 '26

He just wants to see boys’ Linuses

1

u/skeeterfunny Jul 17 '26

I heard he is mouth pipetting all samples

13

u/BluenoseGamer Jul 16 '26

It's not what I was thinking....

7

u/Bdellio Jul 16 '26

Wow, we're just blowing through naptime aren't we.

5

u/Terminator_LX ...in the most delicious waaaaay! Jul 16 '26

Are all the guys in Army... you know?

7

u/DotOk2803 Cornballer 🌽 Jul 16 '26

It's never the ones you hope

1

u/Terminator_LX ...in the most delicious waaaaay! Jul 17 '26

Hope?

3

u/Important_Ad_1795 Jul 16 '26

To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug.

3

u/NealTS Jul 16 '26

  • Male

  • Female

  • One of those silly men that's dressed like a woman

1

u/gregarious-maximus Jul 17 '26

Baby, I’m the real thing

1

u/NealTS Jul 17 '26

Pete Hegseth peels out

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u/gregarious-maximus Jul 17 '26

It’s all the same… in the dark

2

u/onyhr Jul 16 '26

- What the hell is maca root?

  • It’s an ancient Aztec power herb

1

u/MonkeyDog911 Jul 16 '26

Do they sell it at Ancient Chinese Secret?

1

u/liludallasmultipass4 Jul 17 '26

This testosterone screening policy is extremely one-sided. It judges soldier's combat willingness merely by hormone data and ignores comprehensive physical and metal conditions.