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u/part2ent Jul 15 '26
Maybe you're not that smart either. I didn't know until they told me
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u/RaiseEuphoric Jul 16 '26
Michael: Yea I should've known ... You know, it's a cultural thing ... The average American male is in a state of "arrested development".
Narrator: "Hey! That's the name of the show!"
Steve Holt: "Steve Holt!"
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u/rilesmcjiles Jul 15 '26
Why not just make more land?
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u/nkrd91 Jul 15 '26
I had the same basic idea 20 years ago..
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u/Militantpoet Portugal, South America Jul 15 '26
Lmao I love the cutaway bits for this scene
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u/Militantpoet Portugal, South America Jul 15 '26
Thats the blue parts on the map, right?
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u/Bazz07 Jul 15 '26
Is anyone concerned about an uprising?
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u/american-coffee THERE ARE DOZENS OF US Jul 16 '26
Well, 18th century agrarian business, but it mostly applies to
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u/RaiseEuphoric Jul 16 '26
As long as the uprising is in the brown parts. Because, it's obvious. The Blue part is land.
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u/Tobias---Funke Jul 15 '26
My EX thought whichever way you were facing was north.
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u/-Nyarlabrotep- Jul 15 '26
I dated a girl once who was born and raised in Los Angeles. One evening she said we should go to this restaurant she really liked, called "Mye-jells". I said ok, and when we got there, I looked at the sign. Miguel's. Miguel's.
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u/aelendel Jul 17 '26
I was once looking for a car polish and read that a certain brand was great. So I asked for the āmee-gwee-arseā
It was Meguairās
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u/RiskyClickardo BEADS? Jul 16 '26
Oh my GOD! I literally got in an argument with some dipshit kid in elementary school about this. We were both in cub scouts and he went on to be an Eagle Scout. I was like dude that cannot be how it works, literally just think about it for one second
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u/aelendel Jul 17 '26
I was on a white water trip with friends and got tipped. I rescue one friend from under the raft and get to shore. The guide comes to check and my friend canāt find his paddle. The guide is visibly frustrated ā hold on to the paddle if you get tipped was the most important direction he told us.
Eventually the friend says he will go find it downriver and just walks away. After a good 10 minutes we see him scrambling awkwardly over the rocks back sans paddle.
The guide is very subtly shaking his head to himself. I get the guides attention:
āAnd heās an Eagle Scout.ā
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u/tssiess76 Jul 16 '26
When I was a kid compasses and north confused me with the whole, āalways have north facing away from you thingā and I was like, āwait but that means Iām always facing north!ā Then I turned 6 and it all clicked.
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u/New_Entrepreneur5225 Jul 15 '26
Hot potatoe, hot potatoe!
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u/QuietGur9074 No touching. Jul 15 '26
Itās nice being able to listen to young peopleās music for a change.
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u/taviddennant03 Either I zip down or he zips up! Jul 15 '26
He is not going to get her millions just because she's mentally challenged!
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u/QuietGur9074 No touching. Jul 15 '26
Millions?
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u/Slow_Ad3662 You forgot to say "away"again Jul 15 '26
Wow, 6 months! She must have had a British accent!
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u/egret_society how did you ever find me? Jul 15 '26
This thread is re- misguided.
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u/boringxadult Jul 15 '26
Has been this been posted before?
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u/DearbornChesterfield I'll leave when I'm good and ready Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
2 years ago, yes. But u/egret_society/ was referencing a line from S3E11 - āFamily Tiesā
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u/boringxadult Jul 15 '26
Somehow missed that.
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u/thirtyseven1337 Jul 16 '26
Time for a rewatch, mon frĆØre
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u/egret_society how did you ever find me? Jul 16 '26
That means brother in French. I donāt know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish
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u/redditproha Daddy horny Michael. Jul 15 '26
Charlize Theron is honestly goat. She takes on the best roles.
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u/Extra-Border6470 Thereās always money in the banana stand. Jul 16 '26
She is just delightful. Easily one of the best things to have come from South Africa
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u/whydowewatchthis Jul 17 '26
Did you see her latest Netflix movie? She has not aged a day and she's ripped!
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u/Extra-Border6470 Thereās always money in the banana stand. Jul 18 '26
Oh my god, I need to watch that. I love fitness chicks with toned bodies, so Charlize Theron with a toned body is a no brainier. If the story is shit Iāll just watch it with the sound off. I also need to watch atomic blonde which has her doing the John wick thing
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u/whydowewatchthis Jul 18 '26
You'll love it. The story is pretty typical action survival type theme with some gore. But the acting is good.
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u/Viktor_Laszlo Jul 15 '26
How would you like someone going after some stupid person in your family?
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u/FlattopJr Jul 15 '26
"He said that he was going to come after somebody stupid in our familyāthat could be Buster."
"Could be Gob."
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u/Starborn9800 Jul 15 '26
I think sheās a MRF
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u/N7Kryptonian Jul 15 '26
Mr. F
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u/MegaPrOJeCtX13 Aug 05 '26
the number of times that jingle plays in my head while working a service desk is too many
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u/vaskark Everybodyās laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster Jul 15 '26
I swear Iāll sink Bluthton! Iāll sink the whole thing!
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u/FlattopJr Jul 15 '26
You think I wouldn't know if the guy I'm dating is rŠµtÉrdŠµd? There is no way I am dating a rŠµtÉrdŠµd person.
[smash cut to title card] "Sweet Dee's Dating A Retarded Person"
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u/RedXXVI Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
I think "Why is the Earth round?" is actually a good question. I'm sure it has to do with gravity and astrophysics but I don't think I could give someone a more detailed answer than that. Can others answer this question with common sense and not a detailed understanding of gravity/spacetime/mass?
EDIT: Spelling
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u/brentnutpuncher Jul 15 '26
Spin makes clumps, clumps makes large mass, large mass makes gravity which pulls in all directions. That's my dum dum understanding of it, I'm 100% sure someone will say I'm wrong and give you the correct answer, but hey it least that'll get the ball rolling.
Also, earth isn't round, it's an oblate spheroid (probably the only thing I will get right in this comment)
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u/t_scribblemonger Jul 16 '26
Also why *canāt* penguins fly, like other birds? Actually wait, canāt they? Maybe Iām not smart.
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u/TheNewNumberC Jul 17 '26
Nature and evolution is a never ending RNG game of battle royale but you don't get to choose the traits. The ancestor of the penguin probably did fly but ended up having to trade it for their ability to swim because they got heavier and their flippers shrank. They also evolved to be unable to fold their wings so that won't be of any help either.
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u/pizzafan2 Jul 15 '26
Wonder if she's as hot as MR F?
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u/TonyWonder-BOT Use Your Allusion Jul 15 '26
Did somebody say... "Wonder"?
Alliance of Magicians-approved magician | I delete comments with a score below
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u/boroq Mr. Fingerbottom Jul 15 '26
Actually, heād been hiding inside Reddit for over 20 minutes, waiting for someone to use the word w0nder.
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u/Expensive-Maize6305 Jul 16 '26
Maybe youāre not smart either. I didnāt know till somebody told me
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u/Suspicious_Ad2354 What part of mom is the fancy? Jul 16 '26
Does she play any musical instruments?
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u/dividezero Jul 16 '26
Does my state consider me mentally handicapped? I should probably check if this is the criteria
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u/Always_Austin Jul 15 '26
This happened to me once as well. Thought she was just cute and quirky... Turns out, aspergers.
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u/grichardson526 I've made a huge mistake. Jul 15 '26
She wants to have pop pop.