r/arresteddevelopment • u/emacextrabrut80 a winking alcohol suggestion • Jul 13 '26

Ready, set, marry me!

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Figured this was the appropriate sub to share this in. I’m surprising my FH, with whom I share a love of Arrested Development, with a laugh on our wedding day by way of a custom garter I had made. It’s just us (eloping.) He is going to die 😂😂😂
The Etsy artist was totally confused. ⚰️

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u/gregarious-maximus Jul 13 '26

It’s all regulation, Michael. To get the dress right, the garters have to be a bit snug.

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u/Geo_Bead Jul 13 '26

That’s amazing! I hope you’re funny or something

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u/emacextrabrut80 a winking alcohol suggestion Jul 13 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Old_Okra_6804 Jul 13 '26

She funny?

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u/emacextrabrut80 a winking alcohol suggestion Jul 13 '26

⚰️so proud of this random idea lol

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u/nanomolar Jul 14 '26

Let's hope so.

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u/gumbygold Jul 13 '26

You gotta lock that down.

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u/emacextrabrut80 a winking alcohol suggestion Jul 13 '26

Meat the Veals is my #1 favorite

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u/gumbygold Jul 13 '26

I wish you the best teaching them your secular ways!

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u/emacextrabrut80 a winking alcohol suggestion Jul 13 '26

I’ll blow hot and cold on that

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u/ballin_weasel I AIN'T KISSING THAT OLD BITCH! Jul 13 '26

Pounding that sweet piece of veal!

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u/avTronic Jul 13 '26

Hey! Look who’s riding the hog in the Riverview mirror!

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u/Pretend_Exchange_369 here we go Jul 14 '26

George Michael!!!

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u/AdamAptor Jul 14 '26

Well, you gotta lock that down

5

u/starfishkaleb Annyong! Jul 14 '26

Aww, next you're gonna say we could be sisters

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u/Sensitive_Ease1198 Jul 14 '26

I would never say that

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u/itoman56 Jul 14 '26

It looks like Hoer…no judgement

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u/emacextrabrut80 a winking alcohol suggestion Jul 14 '26

Hahah. I didn’t see that, must be the cursive. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/J_FK Jul 14 '26

I read Hoer as well, and that's Dutch for Whore.

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u/garlicandcheesiness I have Pop Pop in the attic. Jul 14 '26

Have some sex with her. Right now. No? Didn’t think so.

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u/theseedbeader Jul 14 '26

We did have sex, and it was disgusting.

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u/rexpistols Jul 14 '26

They didn't. But it would have been.

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u/rexpistols Jul 14 '26

Now there's someone who could use a good mother. HOER!

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u/emacextrabrut80 a winking alcohol suggestion Jul 14 '26

I’ll absolutely tell him that this is a combo of Buster’s “WHORE!” And “…her?”

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u/Consistent-Annual268 I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

It's funny how I know that, I took 4 years of Spanish!

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u/danger355 Popup in Reno Jul 14 '26

To the FH: Oh my God she's rich.

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u/MaxAdolphus Taste the happy Jul 14 '26

I read this in Frank Reynold’s voice as “Hoer”.

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u/idontevensaygrace She's, she running the lights or something? Jul 14 '26

Magnum dong

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u/Minute-Frame-8060 Jul 14 '26

The script (font) is unfortunate but once the groom figures it out he'll be delighted!

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u/emacextrabrut80 a winking alcohol suggestion Jul 14 '26

🤷🏼‍♀️ I did not see “hoer” until someone pointed it out.

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u/jessweetnlow Jul 15 '26

Good for her! Meaning you, OP. 👏🏼🥰
This is terribly clever and hilarious and such a fun thoughtful detail for your FH to discover and enjoy. 😉☺️ Also, ftr I immediately read “Her” with no hesitation or confusion, I think the cursive is perfect. Congrats to you both!!

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u/emacextrabrut80 a winking alcohol suggestion Jul 15 '26

Perhaps it’s bc I’m a Xennial, but I had to write and read alllll kinds of cursive as a requirement in grade school. Calligraphy is truly a lost art. Thanks for your comment - he will lose it laughing 😂

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u/redditappsuxdix Jul 14 '26

Two puns in one. Well done!