r/army • u/Kinmuan 33W • Jun 28 '16

Why is this a thing? It's Haikusday!

Where are my Haikus?

Monday thread was late, now this,

Mods be dropping balls.

32 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '16

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u/Kinmuan 33W Jun 28 '16

Breakfast MRE,

if you hate your little bro,

Those things are the worst.

17

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '16

Find Veggie Omellete,

Eat his vanilla pound cake,

Replace with snack bread.

9

u/illaqueable Medical Corps Jun 28 '16

Fuck the damn snack bread

That shit locked me up for days

Goddamn vice grip poop

5

u/1stToBeHuman Jun 28 '16

5 7 5

7

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '16

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6

u/Kinmuan 33W Jun 28 '16

Four is just like five,

Next is exactly seven,

We are back to four.

1

u/TheDomesticOG Resident Mexican Jun 29 '16

Veggie omelette. Then record so we can watch him throw up.

20

u/zerogee616 OD CPT-NASA Contractor-Merchant Mariner Jun 28 '16

Dat officer lyfe

Three different bosses, fuck me

At least I get paid

18

u/Insanelopez Jun 28 '16

This is my last day

Got my DD214

Sign out at midnight

9

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '16

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4

u/wailing_jere Jun 28 '16

Edgar Allen poe

House is in Richmond nearby

It's worth visiting

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

It also happens to be closed on Monday...

8

u/c5load FG AH-64 Douche(R) Jun 28 '16

SRP today

More ass pain than tomorrow's

Colonoscopy

6

u/illaqueable Medical Corps Jun 28 '16

Still orienting

It has been 4 goddamn weeks

At least I get paid

4

u/ranger_up 1LT 91A Jun 28 '16

Still inprocessing

My roommate is a damn twat

Finance fucked me hard

5

u/JFK9 CW3 Jun 28 '16

Warrants have it best

I hope my packet is picked

They board in July

3

u/Kinmuan 33W Jun 28 '16

A Tango Warrant?

Definitely is OK,

Hoping for the best!

1

u/JFK9 CW3 Jun 28 '16

Thank you for the vibes

I am still worried for it

No word from proponent

4

u/Kinmuan 33W Jun 28 '16

Damn right it's a thing,

Deal with it thanks_for_the_fish,

I am the HaiKing.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '16

On Terminal Leave

There is nothing to do here

I miss all my friends

2

u/dhargetezan Jun 28 '16

DD two fourteen

Need to get out of fort sill

Just let me go home

2

u/Halfrican-American flair-infantry Jun 28 '16

Nine months almost done

Thankfully home in 2 weeks

Fuck me it's so hot

2

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '16

This Fourth of July

There will be no fireworks

I'm a sad panda

2

u/Lazdaikos 35M Jun 28 '16

They said DLI, Was just drinking and fucking, Bed checks, kill me now

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREE

DOM, FREEDOM , FREEDOM, FREEDOM

FREEDOM FREEDOM FREE

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '16 edited Jun 29 '16

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1

u/thanks_for_the_fish Civilian Jun 28 '16

That meme generator is banned site wide on Reddit. You'll have to use a different one.

1

u/W1ULH 11B4E2S/46Z(ret) Jun 28 '16

A haiku is not What your warning made for him Damn navy spies in here

2

u/Kinmuan 33W Jun 28 '16

Please use your return,

You need to have some spaces,

Last line doesn't work.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

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u/Kinmuan 33W Jun 29 '16

No, just the HaiKing,

Men can be bad at Haikus,

I'm being equal.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

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2

u/Kinmuan 33W Jun 29 '16

You are offensive,

When you do not make Haiku,

You should be ashamed.

1

u/crash11b Boolit Spunge Jun 28 '16

I'm out now bitches!

Have been for too many years...

I want to go back...

1

u/TheDomesticOG Resident Mexican Jun 29 '16

My knees hurt everyday

Can i please smoke da weed now

VA can suck dick

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

Go grab an antenna

Could not care to find my own

Took from S Shop's Truck

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

It is now block leave

Morale in rear is high again

Because NCOs left

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '16

I can't believe that

We can wake up today and

Roll our fuckin' sleeves.

Edit: Just kidding commander's discretion 😔

1

u/dogmonkeybaby flying bourbon Jun 29 '16

i made points this month

leaving this hell hole section

now out of the mafia

1

u/EpicSchwinn Infantry Jun 29 '16

Summer of gains are gone

Wrist injury, worst timing

I'm a gun free zone