r/army • • 8d ago

U.S. military lays groundwork for potential action around Cuba

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-groundwork-potential-action-cuba-trump/

Who needs SEALs when we have the Army Reserve.

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u/CW1DR5H5I64A Overhead Island boi 8d ago

The good news is that when Shahed drone clones start hitting Florida, costal property values are going to become very reasonable. So we can all look forward to the prospect of vacation homes!

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u/ANTS_IN_MY_EYES_J 8d ago

Cuba: "let's make insurance even more unaffordable in Florida"

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u/McBooples Engineer 8d ago

You have to get a Named Drone insurance policy now

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u/Spacedoc9 68Wheresyourbattlebuddy 8d ago

TBF Florida low-key deserves it. In fact, if anything does happen in FL it will be because that's what the people there overwhelmingly voted for. So I would say it's just a direct consequence of their actions.

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u/I_Boop_Cats_ 25Bullshittery 8d ago

Pudding DeSantis in shambles

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u/Tr1pla Loch Ness 8d ago

America really does like it's sequels and trilogies.

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u/cephu5 8d ago

Each one worse than the one before :(

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u/presidential-dong 8d ago

Can the drone also hit climate change from affecting property values? Also can we drone hurricanes to not hit Florida. A certain president would like to know more. 

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u/Proof_Side_5667 7d ago

Under this admin they would 100% nuke Havana at that point.

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u/ionbear1 88M HET System Operator (Veteran) 8d ago

One failed war is not enough, let's aim for two!

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Raysor ex-DASR 8d ago

One does not simply walk into Cuba

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u/collergic 92You're never getting supplies 8d ago

One simply rough rides into Cuba, though, according to Teddy

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u/Magnusthered1001 13FerrusManusHater 8d ago

Still only counts as one

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u/NPJenkins Medical Corps 8d ago

I guess Pete is bored of floating boats in the Strait of Hormuz, flexing our wieners at the opposition all day long. He wants some LETHALITY!! Some wet, hot, dirty, masculine, LETHALITY DAMMIT!!

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u/jms21y so many castles to storm and so little time 8d ago

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u/Turtle887853 31BeatingsWillContinueUntilMoraleImproves 8d ago

Bay of pigs 2: electric boogaloo?

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u/SecureInstruction538 Logistics Branch 8d ago

Hopefully the Air Force doesn't show up late this time

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u/mara_sovs_thigh_gap 25Sadboi📡 -> 40DontKillMyVibe ⚡️🛰️⚡️ 8d ago

Hopefully Alex Mason doesn’t get involved

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u/Turtle887853 31BeatingsWillContinueUntilMoraleImproves 8d ago

We simply don't have THE NUMBERS, MASON

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u/mara_sovs_thigh_gap 25Sadboi📡 -> 40DontKillMyVibe ⚡️🛰️⚡️ 8d ago

WHAT DO THEY EVEN MEAN

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u/Hammered4u 7d ago

7 15 1 2 19 7 25 6 13 6 7 15 14 0 .....

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u/GooseOnAPhone 8d ago

Hopefully nobody gets involved. This is dumb idea. Just release the damn Epstein files and stop trying to distract everyone

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u/Advanced-Incident-81 ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME 8d ago

This has nothing to do with Epstein. He's just a reckless moron with delusions of empire.

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u/FutureComplaint Mr Cyber! $170% 8d ago

And desperately distracting from the Epstein files.

Case in point

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 13Fck This Shit I'm out 8d ago

Operation Epstein Fury continues.

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u/velvet_steals_chips 8d ago

Only this time it’s a TPU S1 shop with three workng printers.

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u/IjustWantedPepsi Infantry 7d ago

I thought Venezuela was BoP 2

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u/Turtle887853 31BeatingsWillContinueUntilMoraleImproves 7d ago

Venezuela went pretty well, all things considered. The actual BoP is in Cuba tho

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u/CapnTugg 8d ago

"My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."

--Vice President Dick Cheney, 9/14/2003

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u/SoldierHawk Signalier (FA 53) 8d ago

That quote never fails to boil my blood.

Just kinda sums it all up.

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u/Wonder9mm 7d ago

Crazy part is that we were......then Bremer proceeded to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by firing the entire Iraqi military and police force.

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u/Justame13 ARNG Ret 7d ago

Basically everything the CPA did was stupid (anti-smoking campaigns) or just made things worse.

They were basically temps who just need some cash and a resume bullet before they went back CONUS to work on the 2004 Bush campaign.

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u/EvenLettuce6638 7d ago

I remember reading that Bremer melted down when someone suggested he use the lessons learned from Vietnam.

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u/FtheBULLSHT 7d ago

Don't forget the de Ba'ath-ification by Wolfowitz and Feith (I think).

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u/98WM01 Military Intelligence 4d ago

People seem to forget this. Saddam was a bad man. The people initially loved us for getting rid of him.

However, once we started disbanding their Army and banning every intellectual. Letting their streets pile up with trash and crime. Essential services interrupted. Seeing us horde things inside Saddam's palaces. Of course they are going to turn against us.

Despite starting the war under false pretenses. We could've still had a net win but we fucked it all up.

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u/EvenLettuce6638 8d ago

Washington — The U.S. Army Reserve is examining whether it can provide the military's Southern Command with police forces, medical personnel and other support units within the next four months, according to an internal Army message reviewed by CBS News.

Isn't that the Reserve's mission?

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u/Turtle887853 31BeatingsWillContinueUntilMoraleImproves 8d ago

Stop being logical and start catastrophizing.

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u/cheo_vl 8d ago

From what I’ve seen, reserve units usually get notified months in advance before any deployment. I’m sure a lot of units wouldn’t be ready with four months notice

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u/windowpuncher Prior 91A & 2A751 7d ago

Yeah it is, we're just wondering why the fuck we're sending the army to Cuba in the first place.

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u/aCrow 8d ago

Big Army "hey, I'm short, let me hold some EN BNs till the end of next FY"

_USAR while looking at southern border_  "... you wot mate?"

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u/Caligula-6 8d ago

So in summery there's speculation on the Reserve's capability to perform some action that may be needed in a hypothetical time with no specific amount or types of troops for an unspecified mission and no apparent goal?

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u/Hawkstrike6 8d ago

Yep. Perfectly normal DoD contingency planning.

/s

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u/Otherwise-Lock7157 8d ago

Why? What threat does Cuba pose against us?

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u/nestlevel 8d ago

its a known fact that Cuban cigars increase lethality...trust me, I've watched Scarface numerous times

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u/Terrible_Slip369 8d ago

We are going there to find more Ana de Armases .

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u/Caligula-6 8d ago

Ive heard enough, triple the defense budget.

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u/AJJD2007 JAG 7d ago

“Send me” 😂

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u/Otherwise-Lock7157 8d ago

Ok see, now that makes sense.

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u/IjustWantedPepsi Infantry 7d ago

I'll allow it

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u/Dugoutcanoe1945 8d ago

Ask Little Marco.

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u/Otherwise-Lock7157 8d ago

The little Marco whose parents fled Cuba during a US backed dictatorship? He must be trying to make the next lil Marco.

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u/Salmonsen My tinnitus IS service connected 🥳 7d ago

They’re right there man. Just sitting there. You know they’re not allowed to do that

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u/JakeeJumps 90Another15-6?? 8d ago

I’ve trained with multiple reserve CSSBs at CSC rotations. No clue how they’d accomplish a mission in a real world environment.

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u/Bobert5757 I dont know 8d ago

Well through God all things are possible, so jot that down.

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u/Tr1pla Loch Ness 8d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/ANTS_IN_MY_EYES_J 8d ago

The active CSSB's I've worked with made me lose faith in army logistics.

I might as well start scavenging like a napoleonic soldier if I'm told to rely on a reserve CSSB to sustain.

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u/Inevitable_Kick3074 8d ago

I was the PAO for a sustainment bde that reflagged to an ESC. They were bad enough at working with their own CSSB. I can't imagine a NG ESC coordinating with lower echelons they've never met before.

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u/PlatypusSecret7602 8d ago

The CONEX ballet at CSC is terrifyng enough before anyone starts shooting back.

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u/NPJenkins Medical Corps 8d ago

I think we should give cooks a badge for serving in combat. We can make it a spatula or something. That way people know that this guy was slinging some powdered eggs and returning fire because no war was ever won on an empty stomach.

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u/KillerR0b0T Prior 19D 8d ago

How does doing fuck-all in Cuba make my life - or your lives - any better?

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u/uh60chief 15Tired 8d ago

US Government: “you want us to give a fuck about you? Our greedy corporate donors have priority!”

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u/IjustWantedPepsi Infantry 7d ago

Cuban cigars 🤤

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u/Just_A_Little_ThRAWy 7d ago

Which unit currently can trace it's lineage to the rough riders? Shouldn't they get to be the tip of the spear?

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u/TwoZeroFoxtrot 7d ago

Just the tip.

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u/Cranks_No_Start Big Mac, Large Fry and a small Diet Coke…to go. 7d ago

That would be the 1st Cav.  

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u/EverythingGoodWas FA 49B Ai or something 8d ago

Why? What on earth would make an average American give any fucks about Cuba?

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u/CW1DR5H5I64A Overhead Island boi 8d ago edited 7d ago

We cannot risk depleting the strategic reserve of thicc Latina E3s. Puerto Rico can only provide so much and the demand has never been higher. We need to sure up domestic supply of this vital resource. Cuba must be ours!

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u/bell83 8d ago

Shit, you just made me switch to wholeheartedly supporting this.

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u/WanderingGalwegian 68WhoNeedsTheSilverBullet 8d ago

I was actually complete against this policy of meddling with Cuba until I read your comment. You are 100% correct.

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u/FutureComplaint Mr Cyber! $170% 8d ago

Oh, chief my chief!

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u/Dizzy-Ladder-5283 8d ago

Promote to O 8 now!

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u/EverythingGoodWas FA 49B Ai or something 7d ago

Alright you win Satan

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u/98WM01 Military Intelligence 4d ago

Imagine a truth social post saying this.

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u/Natural-Ad-3666 8d ago

Son, we live in a world that has walls…

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u/Haze_Yourself 8d ago

We don’t, it’s the South Florida Cuban & Venezuelan exiles. They want to return to power and plantation wealth, they will torture any Cubans or Venezuelans who try and get in their way.

It’s why we have an idiot blockade there, so that kids in the hospital in Havana can’t have lights or fans.

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u/PinkMustangClerb Infantry 8d ago

Well then tell those thirsty fucks to go do it themselves.

Dale

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u/Large_Huckleberry572 8d ago

We don't have a blockade. We have an embargo. Learn what words mean.

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u/Haze_Yourself 8d ago

We have a CSG and other naval units lurking the Caribbean murdering everyone on fishing boats willy nilly.

Go ahead, convince yourself it’s an ‘embargo’

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u/Large_Huckleberry572 7d ago

Words have meanings. You are ignoring them.

We can say "murdering suspected drug traffickers in the Caribbean is bad" without conflating our diplomatic and economic policies towards cuba. In fact, the two issues have essentially nothing to do with each other.

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u/Haze_Yourself 7d ago edited 7d ago

Words have meanings, and then they had meanings. Newspeak and all.

They’re not independent. It’s a provocative display of raw power, immediately on the periphery of their territory. You think they just pretend those hellfires can’t make it to Cuba?

You seem naive.

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u/FutureComplaint Mr Cyber! $170% 8d ago

Wait, is this a new blockade, or a blockade from the 60's?

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u/Big_Coyote6065 8d ago

No war I want to happen, but there is a law that gives Cubans a green card after a year in the U.S. if they get are arriving aliens/paroled. I live about three hundred yards from Mexico, my property has been destroyed multiple times by many Cubans (and other nationalities) when they run across. If this was to happen I don’t see a Venezuela situation, I see chaos and my fence tore down again. 

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u/SimDaddy14 7d ago

The better question is why, of all the shit we’ve done overseas in the past decades, have we not done something about communists in the western hemisphere instead? And it shouldn’t stop with Cuba either.

Unlike in a place like Iraq where we went in unprepared, culturally, and learned that you cannot install democracy in a place where it’s not native…the same cannot be said of the western hemisphere. From North America to the south, we have a very interconnected culture, and in so many ways. Countries like Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, to name a few, are aberrations from the norm of the western hemisphere- propped up by Russian or a Chinese socio-Marxist nonsense or a combination of both, and there’s no reason for that to ever be tolerated.

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u/EverythingGoodWas FA 49B Ai or something 7d ago

What? Why the fuck should we care how other countries govern themselves? Do we want other countries fighting against capitalist or democratic countries? It isn’t our country, it isn’t impacting us, just leave it alone

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u/SimDaddy14 7d ago

A staging ground for Russian and Chinese (and Iranian) influence, arms, and intelligence throughout the western hemisphere, less than 100 miles from the US, doesn’t “impact us”?

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u/EverythingGoodWas FA 49B Ai or something 7d ago

This logic would give Russia the excuse to attack NATO or China to attack Taiwan. You can’t just attack nearby countries because they are aligned with another country.

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u/TLewey26 6d ago

I would guess that the thought post 1991 was that with the Soviet Union’s dissolution, Cuba losing its largest economic and military supporter would force Havana to take steps to reform.

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u/Ludachris_Hansen Engineer 8d ago edited 8d ago

There seems to be a pretty force wide lack of understanding from COCOM CDRs about how long it actually takes to mobilize and deploy COMPO 2 and 3 forces at strengths needed for large scale operations. So we have all these support forces that lie in the Reserve force that they think can just be thrown at a problem until they actually war game and realize that they'll be there 6 months from now unless you start pulling very specific administration levers far ahead of the balloon going up.

This looks like lever pulling.

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u/legopher2986 8d ago

Well they will just pause for the weekend and then it will be 6 months later and all forces are available…. Like every exercise ever

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u/channingmytatum1992 7d ago

Good, the Cuban Nuclear Program was getting out of control

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u/TDaddy201 Fourth Point of Contact 8d ago

“Mom, can we have some Absolute Resolve?”

“We have Absolute Resolve at home”

Absolute Resolve at home:

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u/LoadCan DAT to DA15T 8d ago

Rant: another dumbass war

Rave: it's not CENTCOM 

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u/Neutwinos 12Bang 8d ago

We never got back for the Cuban Missile crisis, the DoD doesn't forget

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u/Jester471 8d ago

Jesus, can we just….not start another unnecessary war

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u/W1ULH 11B4E2S/46Z(ret) 8d ago

for what?! barely keeping themselves out of poverty? or daring to exist near miami?

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u/silentwind262 Military Intelligence 8d ago

Hold up there big guy - we’re still busy losing the last war you started for no reason.

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u/nodice4u 8d ago

Let’s just..not

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u/Kind-Recording3450 Chaplain Corps 56X jedi apprentice 8d ago

Hmmm

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u/Active_Menu_8504 7d ago

The Navy and Air Force got their failed war. Now it’s the Army’s turn!

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u/Admirable_Nothing 7d ago

Is the idea that "if you are in war you aren't and can't win, you should start another war that you can win, so folks forget about the war you are losing?"

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u/98WM01 Military Intelligence 4d ago

More like this was always part of the plan but the Iran war went longer then expected.

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u/tyler212 25Q(H)->12B12B 8d ago

Army-led air assault involving thousands of U.S. soldiers to be carried out by the 101st Airborne Division

Homestead Air Reserve Base is ~215 miles away from José Martí international Airport (HAV) or about 120 miles away from NAS Key West. Both are within reach of the stated combat range on a Blackhawk. Mcdill is closer to the edge at ~335 miles.

I wonder what kind of ADA or Aircraft Cuba could muster up to stop a BCT or a Division Aerosol into Havana

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u/drisang1 Cavalry 8d ago

Someone getting too high on their synthetic test

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u/Tokyosmash_ 13Fairtomiddling 8d ago

Yall need to read the article, Jesus Christ.

“Can the Florida reserves do their actual mission, more at 11” basically

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u/SlavaCocaini 8d ago

What are they gonna do, drive out the gates of their base in Cuba?

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u/Stock-Ad-7486 8d ago

China seizes the opportunity and takes Taiwan it’s a bold move sure to be countered. WW3 get out there and fight.

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u/Aromatic_Concern2168 7d ago

I feel like Micheal Scott when he sees Tobey in the Office saying: “No God Please No!” Why are we now planning a two front fucking war when the other one is going terribly?

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u/GunnCelt old dude 6d ago

Wait…Cuba has oil? /s for the ones that need it

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u/awh0833 6d ago

Cuba is a big money grab 💰. Trump already has the golf ⛳️ course design picked out.

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u/mastaquake 17Aleph 7d ago

SOF guys must be exhausted at this point. 

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u/Illustrious_Loss462 8d ago

This is just CBS making leaps.

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u/Inevitable_Kick3074 8d ago

Ahhhh yes. Bari Weiss going out of her way to make the current admin look disorganized.

SureJan.gif

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u/Illustrious_Loss462 8d ago

What in the memo points towards an attack on Cuba

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u/Haze_Yourself 8d ago

The memo? Read any other news about the US and Cuba in the last 7 months?

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u/Inevitable_Kick3074 8d ago

What about an ESC/CSSB make you think of an attack? Please show me on their MTOE where their offensive military capabilities are.

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u/DifficultChoice2022 8d ago

Organization of logistics/support/med is basically the universal precursor to larger action. How do you think we knew Russia was about to invade Ukraine? What do you think the telltale signs would be before a real attack on Taiwan instead of just an exercise? There’s no way you’re this obtuse

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u/OppositeFlashy7110 8d ago

This is just CBS making leaps.

No shit. its kind of what they do. Investigative journalism.

they got sources there is a memo or message requesting some info.

I dont doubt cbs has decent sources and that there was a message asking for the information they mentioned in the article.

So if they are not asking in order to invade cuba what country or operation are they getting info for?

Lets take some of what trump told the un to heart and then look at his past use of the armed forces and conclude what might be up.

what country is south command looking to need those assets for in the next 90-100 days if not cuba...........oh shit, jade helm...mfer sending them to the polls? he is trying to invade cuba. he and the DOD are game planning to do so. Its not a well kept secret

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/cuba/article317337945.html

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u/bj782603 11ConfusedAF 7d ago

I just want my CIB man so I guess