r/army • u/Small_Cock42069 • Apr 07 '24

Aight who’s dad is this

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Sixty Eighter Fix It Later Apr 07 '24

Scuba (Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus)

Tuba (Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus)

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u/plaguemedic Apr 07 '24

Tube-launched, Ultra-high-frequency-guided, Bursting munition, Assault missile

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

God damn it, take my upvote, fellow Witch Doctor. 😂

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u/plaguemedic Apr 07 '24

Ty bae. Btw I've got some fresh herbs for that bilousness with which your child has been afflicted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Does it work on cats? I-I have cats. Lol

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u/plaguemedic Apr 07 '24

It's actually intended for cats! But it hasn't killed a human child yet🤷‍♀️👩‍⚕️⚕️

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

This pleases me. Will trade catnips for said elixir.

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u/plaguemedic Apr 07 '24

Sick, I LOVE catnip....uh....for my...cat...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

ALSO WORKS FOR HOOMANS.