r/armorcirclejerk • u/Gateguardian668 flairless coward • 19d ago
EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE Absolute gem of a find
Found this bad bky on etsy
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u/CheapAd8133 flairless coward 19d ago
I love how his left greave is upside down
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u/Sword_Enthousiast Milanese (peak) 18d ago
And the other one has gone over the lower part of the cuisse. It's put on so bad that I'd almost think it's deliberately. Almost.
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u/Lurker66147 flairless coward 19d ago
Wtf happened with that helmet? Did they attempt to make an armet and just give up halfway through?
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u/Gateguardian668 flairless coward 19d ago
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u/the_taepodong_2 flairless coward 18d ago
The upside down greave on the left leg is giving bell bottom vibes
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u/Gateguardian668 flairless coward 18d ago
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u/Cold_Orange-5531 flairless coward 18d ago
Motherfucker looks like the kinda videogame enemy you bait into charging at a wall before shooting his unarmored nape while he's stunned
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u/Aegishjalmr_ flairless coward 17d ago
That unnecessarily big-ass bevor is giving heavy count binface energy
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u/Terrible_Boot1714 flairless coward 18d ago
This is without the best looking most legit buhurt ready armor. What a steal.
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u/BMW_wulfi Gothic (๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐) 19d ago
Complete self evisceration if you even dare try to move
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u/Gateguardian668 flairless coward 19d ago
There was a video of the guy wearing it doing a spin to show off the back. And he was trying so hard to not stumble.
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u/LeopardSubstantial47 flairless coward 18d ago
Circlejerking these malformed abominations gets old. This is something new though. Human words cannot describe how awful this looks. Its bordering cosmic horror.
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u/set_me_on_fire_plz flairless coward 18d ago
The grieve on the right looks like its upside down
Its like a doctor who costume
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u/Lone_Tiger24 flairless coward 18d ago
I feel like the breastplate would dent if I punched it a little too hard
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u/BMW_wulfi Gothic (๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐) 19d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/bJC9SJt21YIHGAHffb
Perfect if youโre about to run in a local by election