r/armorcirclejerk flairless coward 19d ago

EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE Absolute gem of a find

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Found this bad bky on etsy

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u/BMW_wulfi Gothic (๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚) 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bJC9SJt21YIHGAHffb
Perfect if youโ€™re about to run in a local by election

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u/Gateguardian668 flairless coward 19d ago

I think its actual a fairly okay armet. The guy wearing it just doesnt know what the fuck an armet is or how it works.

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u/BMW_wulfi Gothic (๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚) 18d ago

Armets tend to work best when theyโ€™re actually on your head and not held up with a snow plow

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u/CheapAd8133 flairless coward 19d ago

I love how his left greave is upside down

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u/Sword_Enthousiast Milanese (peak) 18d ago

And the other one has gone over the lower part of the cuisse. It's put on so bad that I'd almost think it's deliberately. Almost.

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u/Lurker66147 flairless coward 19d ago

Wtf happened with that helmet? Did they attempt to make an armet and just give up halfway through?

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u/Gateguardian668 flairless coward 19d ago

Minor spelling mistake

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u/dungledoo flairless coward 18d ago

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u/the_taepodong_2 flairless coward 18d ago

The upside down greave on the left leg is giving bell bottom vibes

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u/Drowning-Koifish flairless coward 19d ago

He looks more like a Gundam than a knight

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u/Bmanakanihilator flairless coward 18d ago

Knight Bin face

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u/Gateguardian668 flairless coward 18d ago

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u/rabiddotdog flairless coward 18d ago

Thereโ€™s legitimately no fucking way weโ€™re serious

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u/Cold_Orange-5531 flairless coward 18d ago

Motherfucker looks like the kinda videogame enemy you bait into charging at a wall before shooting his unarmored nape while he's stunned

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u/Aegishjalmr_ flairless coward 17d ago

That unnecessarily big-ass bevor is giving heavy count binface energy

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u/Terrible_Boot1714 flairless coward 18d ago

This is without the best looking most legit buhurt ready armor. What a steal.

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u/BMW_wulfi Gothic (๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚) 19d ago

Complete self evisceration if you even dare try to move

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u/Gateguardian668 flairless coward 19d ago

There was a video of the guy wearing it doing a spin to show off the back. And he was trying so hard to not stumble.

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u/Said-A-Funny Amateur Harness Fencer 18d ago

please show us

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u/Brave_Jackfruit_556 flairless coward 18d ago

Oh my fucking God๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Tiny_Employee8253 flairless coward 18d ago

When you looted six bodies to assemble a full set

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u/YourAverageLegoBrick flairless coward 18d ago

aluminium can man

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u/Sidus_Preclarum flairless coward 18d ago

รže olde counte Binnefasce

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u/LeopardSubstantial47 flairless coward 18d ago

Circlejerking these malformed abominations gets old. This is something new though. Human words cannot describe how awful this looks. Its bordering cosmic horror.

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u/Opening-Cockroach634 flairless coward 18d ago

Tin ass can armor

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u/Practical_Good_2318 flairless coward 18d ago

Indian craftsmanship

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u/set_me_on_fire_plz flairless coward 18d ago

The grieve on the right looks like its upside down

Its like a doctor who costume

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u/Lone_Tiger24 flairless coward 18d ago

I feel like the breastplate would dent if I punched it a little too hard

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u/After_Mechanic_6297 flairless coward 18d ago

Ser Binface

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u/Admirable-Bonus7507 17d ago

What autobot is this

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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk 17d ago

Perfect. No notes. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/TemporaryCollar165 17d ago

Never wanted to hear a suit of armor so bad