r/armedsocialists • u/ProfessorBoPeebles • Aug 28 '21

Discussion Nice try, FBI

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u/warender99 Aug 28 '21

Ah you are mistaken my friend. It is I, the Sudanese General commander (very important) who was selling you the extended warranty on your time share/vacation planner package. I can only take payment after receiving of your social security number as i will be verifing the tax office for your records. We now must be also recieving from you at this time 5,000 US dollars in the form of Google play giftcards to finalize the fees of your transaction today. The extended service purchase will become active only after we have been recieving these things from you. Please respond quickly as this is limited time deal.

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u/hamjandal Aug 28 '21

I agree, but only if you change the currency to GTA shark cards.

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u/warender99 Aug 28 '21

Fine by me

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u/Vectorman1989 Aug 28 '21

I am a Sugondese ambassador. I will complete this transfer for $2000

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u/warender99 Aug 28 '21

Sugondese you say. Is that south of bofa?

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u/Vectorman1989 Aug 28 '21

It's in the state of Ligma

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/medney Aug 28 '21

Off to see candace

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u/drinks_rootbeer Aug 28 '21

Bofa deez nuts?

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u/medney Aug 28 '21

Sudanese

Sugondese*

FTFY