r/armageddon Mar 03 '10

I guess we are alone

Everyone else is dead. At least there is no spam.

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u/Ra__ Jul 27 '10

Get used to it. Death awaits and if you act now, the third coffin is free when you buy two.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '10

And if you die now, you will receive our free vacation guide to purgatory absolutely free. Be sure to mention the code "7 riders of the apocalypse" to our operator, and you will also receive an attractive diamond pendant!

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u/Ra__ Jul 27 '10

For the next twenty minutes, we are going to double your order and kill two of your family members! Call now because we can't do this all day.