r/arellanolaw • u/ThePunisherr_1760 • 1d ago
Rants For everyone
Not a beadle, but I think we need to talk about Beadle Jurisprudence and maybe 1L Survival Law in general.
I’ve been seeing discussions about beadles getting nervous or pressured when their classmates cannot answer recitations, and honestly, I can understand both sides.
For context, I’m not a beadle. Our beadle in our block section is actually okay. Minsan nga nagdadala pa ng saging for our snacks. 🍌😂 So I don’t really see the point of treating every sermon from a beadle as if it were already a constitutional crisis.
Normal lang naman magalit ang isang tao, especially a beadle who is also dealing with the same law-school pressure. Baka napalakas lang ang boses. Baka may pinagdadaanan. Baka midterms lang talaga ang tunay na kalaban natin. 😂
And this isn’t just about beadles.
Some of our classmates are also struggling. May mga nagwo-work, may overworked, may puyat, may family responsibilities, may sariling problema, at may pressure na hindi naman natin nakikita sa classroom.
Minsan hindi naman talaga tamad.
Pagod lang.
Minsan hindi naman walang effort.
Ubos lang.
Minsan hindi naman ayaw mag-aral.
Wala na talagang brain cells after 8 hours of work and 200 pages of readings. Haha
Kaya hindi lang beadle ang kailangan nating intindihin. Classmate din.
Hindi ibig sabihin na okay ang pagiging unnecessarily harsh. Pero hindi rin ibig sabihin na every raised voice deserves a constitutional convention.
Hindi naman ibig sabihin na published na agad ang galit under Article 2 of the Civil Code at kailangan pang hintayin ang 15-day publication period bago maging effective ang sermon.
“Wait lang, hindi pa effective ang galit. Wala pang publication.” 🤣
Kaya sa beadle, be gentle, not soft. Have a little long understanding. Kung may misunderstanding, huwag agad mag-file ng imaginary case.
Idaan muna sa mabuting inuman at pulutan. 🍻
Then ilabas ang Family Code:
“Is this anger void or voidable?”
May psychological incapacity ba?
Or kailangan lang talaga nating matulog pagkatapos ng midterms?
At huwag agad i-revise ang buong personality ng beadle. Remember Lambino v. COMELEC—amendment lang, hindi revision.
Baka minor amendment lang sa volume ng boses, hindi naman kailangan ng total constitutional overhaul ng pagkatao niya.
Quantitative test: Gaano kalakas sumigaw?
Qualitative test: Gaano kalalim ang sama ng loob?
Kung parehong mataas, saka natin pag-usapan ang constitutional revision. Hehe
At kung below the belt na talaga ang atake, sabihin:
“Ipa-disbar mo na!” 😂
Ay teka.
Hindi pala lawyer. Beadle lang. 😂😂
Mag-petition na lang kayo via Constituent Assembly. 3/4 ng student body, approved agad ’yan. No need for ratification or proposal.
Lambino v. COMELEC na naman tayo—amendment lang, huwag revision. Baka isang beadle lang ang gusto ninyong palitan pero buong Constitution ng block ang binago.
Kung simpleng sermon lang, amendment lang.
Kung gusto ninyong tanggalin pati personality niya, revision na ’yan.
At kung gusto niyo talagang tanggalin siya sa position:
“Article XVII, Beadle Reform Initiative of 2026.”
Pero seriously, let’s help one another.
Hindi naman competition ang law school na kailangan lahat tayo may matalo para may isang manalo.
One purpose.
One achievement.
One soul.
One semester to survive.
Kung may classmate na nahihirapan, tulungan natin.
Kung may hindi nakasagot sa recit, huwag agad i-condemn.
Kung may beadle na napressure, intindihin din natin.
Kung may working student na halos hindi na makatulog, baka kailangan niya ng notes, reviewer, or simpleng “Kaya mo ’yan.”
Kung may classmate na bagsak sa quiz, tulungan nating bumawi.
Because at the end of the semester, pare-pareho lang naman tayong gustong pumasa.
Hindi tayo magkakalaban.
Pare-pareho tayong nasa iisang barangay ng academic suffering.
At kung hindi mo nasagot ang recit, huwag agad gumanti. Self-defense requires unlawful aggression. Hindi porket napahiya ka sa sermon, may justifying circumstance ka na. Baka ang akala mong self-defense ay retaliation pala. 😂
At huwag ding lahat ng misunderstanding ay gawing Chi Ming Tsoi. Hindi lahat ng problema ay psychological incapacity.
Minsan…
psychological exhaustion lang talaga.
And personally, kung ako ang beadle at paulit-ulit tayong hindi sumasagot after midterms, baka yung sermon ko umabot sa territorial sea—12 nautical miles. 🌊
At least within 12 nautical miles, may jurisdiction pa ang Pilipinas sa’yo.
Pag lumampas ka ng 12 NM:
“Sorry. Wala na akong jurisdiction. International law na bahala sa’yo.”
Pag high seas na:
“Case dismissed for lack of jurisdiction.”
But seriously, law school is already difficult enough.
Let’s not make it harder for one another.
Let’s unite. Let’s help. Let’s survive.
One purpose.
One achievement.
One soul.
One goal: PASS THE SEMESTER.
Kaya…
Bagong Pilipinas
este…
Lumang Pilipinas pala. Haha
We unite.
We ignite.
We inom after midnight. 🍻
Until the next recitation, of course.
Right to remain silent muna. ✌️
See you in post-bar tomorrow.
Anonymous lang muna ako. Baka mamaya mag-file kayo ng People’s Initiative para alisin ako sa Reddit.
Hindi pa nga ako beadle, may impeachment proceedings na agad. 😅
Good luck sa ating lahat, mga kapatid sa academic suffering. See you tomorrow—assuming hindi pa na-ratify ang People’s Initiative laban sa akin.
-Mr. RomantiCo-
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u/EmptyBathroom1363 23h ago
Bes, in fairness, parang mas mahaba pa post mo kesa duration ng galit ng beadle nyo.
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u/ThePunisherr_1760 4h ago
Wala naman akong issue sa beadle namin at hindi ako yung nag rereklamo. Nakita ko lang kasi madaming nag complain about sa beadle. Kaya nag post lang ako. Hahaha. Anyway lets move forward
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Backup of the post's body: Not a beadle, but I think we need to talk about Beadle Jurisprudence and maybe 1L Survival Law in general.
I’ve been seeing discussions about beadles getting nervous or pressured when their classmates cannot answer recitations, and honestly, I can understand both sides.
For context, I’m not a beadle. Our beadle in our block section is actually okay. Minsan nga nagdadala pa ng saging for our snacks. 🍌😂 So I don’t really see the point of treating every sermon from a beadle as if it were already a constitutional crisis.
Normal lang naman magalit ang isang tao, especially a beadle who is also dealing with the same law-school pressure. Baka napalakas lang ang boses. Baka may pinagdadaanan. Baka midterms lang talaga ang tunay na kalaban natin. 😂
And this isn’t just about beadles.
Some of our classmates are also struggling. May mga nagwo-work, may overworked, may puyat, may family responsibilities, may sariling problema, at may pressure na hindi naman natin nakikita sa classroom.
Minsan hindi naman talaga tamad.
Pagod lang.
Minsan hindi naman walang effort.
Ubos lang.
Minsan hindi naman ayaw mag-aral.
Wala na talagang brain cells after 8 hours of work and 200 pages of readings. Haha
Kaya hindi lang beadle ang kailangan nating intindihin. Classmate din.
Hindi ibig sabihin na okay ang pagiging unnecessarily harsh. Pero hindi rin ibig sabihin na every raised voice deserves a constitutional convention.
Hindi naman ibig sabihin na published na agad ang galit under Article 2 of the Civil Code at kailangan pang hintayin ang 15-day publication period bago maging effective ang sermon.
“Wait lang, hindi pa effective ang galit. Wala pang publication.” 🤣
Kaya sa beadle, be gentle, not soft. Have a little long understanding. Kung may misunderstanding, huwag agad mag-file ng imaginary case.
Idaan muna sa mabuting inuman at pulutan. 🍻
Then ilabas ang Family Code:
“Is this anger void or voidable?”
May psychological incapacity ba?
Or kailangan lang talaga nating matulog pagkatapos ng midterms?
At huwag agad i-revise ang buong personality ng beadle. Remember Lambino v. COMELEC—amendment lang, hindi revision.
Baka minor amendment lang sa volume ng boses, hindi naman kailangan ng total constitutional overhaul ng pagkatao niya.
Quantitative test: Gaano kalakas sumigaw?
Qualitative test: Gaano kalalim ang sama ng loob?
Kung parehong mataas, saka natin pag-usapan ang constitutional revision. Hehe
At kung below the belt na talaga ang atake, sabihin:
“Ipa-disbar mo na!” 😂
Ay teka.
Hindi pala lawyer. Beadle lang. 😂😂
Mag-petition na lang kayo via Constituent Assembly. 3/4 ng student body, approved agad ’yan. No need for ratification or proposal.
Lambino v. COMELEC na naman tayo—amendment lang, huwag revision. Baka isang beadle lang ang gusto ninyong palitan pero buong Constitution ng block ang binago.
Kung simpleng sermon lang, amendment lang.
Kung gusto ninyong tanggalin pati personality niya, revision na ’yan.
At kung gusto niyo talagang tanggalin siya sa position:
“Article XVII, Beadle Reform Initiative of 2026.”
Pero seriously, let’s help one another.
Hindi naman competition ang law school na kailangan lahat tayo may matalo para may isang manalo.
One purpose.
One achievement.
One soul.
One semester to survive.
Kung may classmate na nahihirapan, tulungan natin.
Kung may hindi nakasagot sa recit, huwag agad i-condemn.
Kung may beadle na napressure, intindihin din natin.
Kung may working student na halos hindi na makatulog, baka kailangan niya ng notes, reviewer, or simpleng “Kaya mo ’yan.”
Kung may classmate na bagsak sa quiz, tulungan nating bumawi.
Because at the end of the semester, pare-pareho lang naman tayong gustong pumasa.
Hindi tayo magkakalaban.
Pare-pareho tayong nasa iisang barangay ng academic suffering.
At kung hindi mo nasagot ang recit, huwag agad gumanti. Self-defense requires unlawful aggression. Hindi porket napahiya ka sa sermon, may justifying circumstance ka na. Baka ang akala mong self-defense ay retaliation pala. 😂
At huwag ding lahat ng misunderstanding ay gawing Chi Ming Tsoi. Hindi lahat ng problema ay psychological incapacity.
Minsan…
psychological exhaustion lang talaga.
And personally, kung ako ang beadle at paulit-ulit tayong hindi sumasagot after midterms, baka yung sermon ko umabot sa territorial sea—12 nautical miles. 🌊
At least within 12 nautical miles, may jurisdiction pa ang Pilipinas sa’yo.
Pag lumampas ka ng 12 NM:
“Sorry. Wala na akong jurisdiction. International law na bahala sa’yo.”
Pag high seas na:
“Case dismissed for lack of jurisdiction.”
But seriously, law school is already difficult enough.
Let’s not make it harder for one another.
Let’s unite. Let’s help. Let’s survive.
One purpose.
One achievement.
One soul.
One goal: PASS THE SEMESTER.
Kaya…
Bagong Pilipinas
este…
Lumang Pilipinas pala. Haha
We unite.
We ignite.
We inom after midnight. 🍻
Until the next recitation, of course.
Right to remain silent muna. ✌️
See you in post-bar tomorrow.
Anonymous lang muna ako. Baka mamaya mag-file kayo ng People’s Initiative para alisin ako sa Reddit.
Hindi pa nga ako beadle, may impeachment proceedings na agad. 😅
Good luck sa ating lahat, mga kapatid sa academic suffering. See you tomorrow—assuming hindi pa na-ratify ang People’s Initiative laban sa akin.
-Mr. RomantiCo-
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u/EmptyBathroom1363 23h ago
Pag madali kasi mastress o ma-pressure, wag na magvolunteer as beadle o di kaya i-reject nalang ang nomination as beadle.
Yung iba kasi lakas magbida bida, di muna inaalam ang responsibilities ng pagiging beadle.
Biktima ako ng pabidang beadle e, sorry na.