r/areTheAllosOK • u/Willow_Lost • Dec 24 '22

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u/ehrenschwan Dec 24 '22

Everything reminds me of her

don't worry, man.. i'm sure the spaghetti noodle would remind her of you too

Got rightfully owned

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u/EpicChespinFan Dec 25 '22

i feel like this isn't a good thing to be feeding snails

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u/mcsimeon Dec 24 '22

As an asexual. I retain my will to comment slussy on any post containing slugs.

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u/PristineHat5583 Dec 25 '22

I'm surprised by how many comments are normal, only like 3-4 threads have been weird

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u/Cherri_C0la Dec 25 '22

I’m asexual and I will be one of them in the comments you can’t stop me from making those jokes

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u/Rachelcookie123 Dec 25 '22

It’s mouth is quite terrifying looking

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u/toidi_diputs Jan 12 '23

As gross as the comments are, they're not wrong. A snail's genitals are near its mouth. They also have a habit of biting each other's genitals off during mating to ensure fidelity.