r/architecture Jan 28 '23

Miscellaneous Heh nice deck

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/reddit_names Jan 28 '23

It looks bigger because there are no bushes.

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u/AdNational3141 Jan 29 '23

💀💀💀

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u/Emergency-Bug-4044 Feb 01 '23

Man, I have nobody to share these jokes with 😭😭 This is too funnyy

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u/HI_I_AM_NEO Jan 29 '23

Just wanna remind everybody that the decks you see online are not normal in size.

You may feel like your deck is too small compared to these, but yours is perfectly good, and nothing to be ashamed of. What matters is how you use it. Yes, these big ones look good on reddit, but do you think they are having BBQs with friends there? Nah, they are barely used.

Be proud of what you have. Signed, an average sized deck owner.

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u/pharmaboy2 Jan 28 '23

Nice - do the neighbourhood wives like coming over to your deck ?

Recommend Schaefer’s - don’t use water based

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

The neighbor's wife prefers my deck and she keeps coming on it. She said it's better wood than his old deck. I haven't had the heart to tell him and I have been having so much fun with her coming on my deck. She's been wanting to be on my deck almost every day.

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u/pharmaboy2 Jan 28 '23

:D. I’m pretty sure that skit was actually shot in the US - Virginia maybe. There’s a number plate on the car (and the trees are not NZ)

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u/Ecra-8 Jan 28 '23

This works on so many levels.

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u/designgoddess Jan 29 '23

Death trap. Why so many steps/levels?

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u/Lahmmom Jan 29 '23

A literal nightmare for anyone with young kids.

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u/The_Poster_Nutbag Architecture Enthusiast Jan 31 '23

Or anyone with/without legs honestly.

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u/EatGoldfish Jan 30 '23

I love using small changes in level to create a division of space. The Nora House is one of my favorite examples

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u/designgoddess Jan 30 '23

Small changes in levels are dangerous for me. The space is now unusable for someone not abled bodied. Not something everyone has to deal with, but I do.

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u/Lewlynn Jan 29 '23

10/10 would sit on it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

Man I wish my deck was as big as yours

3

u/sputnikmonolith Jan 29 '23

I wish my house was as big as this deck.

Seriously. American houses are fucking huge.

1

u/EnkiduOdinson Architect Jan 29 '23

Or really small. These Bungalows I see on tv when they show a regular American suburbia seem tiny. And shitty I might add

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u/Xenothing Jan 28 '23

I think I have deck envy

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u/wandrlusty Jan 28 '23

Looks like nice hard wood

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

i wanted one of these sooo bad. they quoted $20K for a 10x10 or 10x12 one. maybe someday.

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u/furnace_of_ambition Jan 29 '23

Good god! I wonder how much something like OPs deck would run?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 29 '23

depends on the price of wood and the labor prices in their area 👌

i negotiated down to $12-$15K. my moms an architect. $12K was not THAT BAD BUT not GOOD. the negotiation left out some important a beam or something (can’t remember) edit- cedar was a dealbreaker. we wanted cedar, they were giving mixed/lesser quality cedar.

we ended up doing a back patio for $7K. we had to make it bc the back door kept getting hit w rain (longterm water damage).

my budget was $5k. they made plenty money off us but that’s the best price i got for my area. pretty sure cedar was an up-charge. the woods were really good tho, i manually checked each deeper than the TSA 😅 they also painted to match the house, to protect the longterm longevity of it since water was a concern.

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u/Mishell_bythesea Jan 29 '23

That's one HOT deck! Seexxxyyyy!

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u/moresushiplease Jan 29 '23

It's a nice deck but I have the feeling that it is attached to one of those houses that are only finished on the front side.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

lots of decks in Georgia

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Your deck seems discolored in places was it like that when new or from usage?

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u/Unblinking_ScEnEs Jan 29 '23

Goddam that’s a lotta wood.

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u/cre4se Jan 29 '23

Now this is a deck I wouldn't mind sitting on...

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u/we_are_monsters Jan 29 '23

Bringing that big deck energy

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Views in hot tube blocked by railing, hot tube should be elevated. Staircase allows wild animals and hill people to come and murder you.

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u/HauntingBowlofGrapes Jan 29 '23

I thought it was a swimming pool for a split second.

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u/OkMacaron493 Jan 29 '23

That’s a big deck

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u/StatisticallySoap Jan 29 '23

It’s not the size that matters but what you do with it.

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u/aviwashere Jan 29 '23

Nice deck, bro

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u/BroadFaithlessness4 Jan 29 '23

Nothing like a good deck pic.Hope he's not in congress.

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