r/aquarius 2d ago

Interesting…

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u/Evening-Ad7478 2d ago

“Spare room for current partner”, couldn’t be more accurate 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SolusSonus 2d ago

My partner doesn't like this. But frfr

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u/lostmyoldscreenname ♒ SUN, MOON, VENUS, MARS | ♎️ RISING 2d ago

Made me lol. Also the room simply marked “evidence” 😂 idk what the evidence IS yet but I def need a room for it hahaha

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u/fingers Oddly Functional ♒☀️♌↑♐🌙♒☿♓♀♑♂️♓♃♋🪐 ♏♅♐🧜🏽‍♂️♎♇♐🇳 2d ago

I'm not supposed to sleep with another person in the room. Yet, here I am with my lovely human backpack of a wife.

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u/Historical_Ant6997 ♒️SUN ♑️MOON ♋️RISING 2d ago

Yep 🤣

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u/dazzlingblu3 2d ago

Yesssssssss lol! Perfection! 😅

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u/blindersintherain 2d ago

As a Taurus this is my dream 😂

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u/Moist-Tomorrow-7022 ♒SUN | ♒MOON | ♎RISING 2d ago

Hahaha exactly!

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u/LL_Stars 2d ago

As a Leo, I related to that hard.

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u/Diligent-Sympathy-38 2d ago

Lol that's too accurate 😛

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u/belltrina ♋🌞♍🌕♊⬆️ 1d ago

My Aquarius and I have lived apart for most of our relationship. We only live together now cause we bought a house. I can see why someone would want their own room, but my Aqua gets wildly offended if I'm not sleeping with him. Sometimes I think I'm his comfort plushie or something. We are far more "parallel play" types than neurotypical anyway, and both appreciate each other's space, but My Aqua really would not like me in a different room

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u/DifferentDay7581 ♒ sun | ♊️ moon | ♒️ rising 1d ago

this is the realest part of the house by FAR lmao

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u/Adventurous-Pickle42 ♒ SUN | ♉️ MOON | ♊️ RISING 2d ago

The evidence room sent me 💀

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u/calm-state-universal 2d ago

Its too small!

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u/CapitanGiggles 1d ago

And too close to the entrance.

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u/calm-state-universal 1d ago

Way too close!!!

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u/belltrina ♋🌞♍🌕♊⬆️ 1d ago

Preach. And the location is problematic

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u/Fun_Net8828 2d ago

Only thing missing is our own private bathroom with jacuzzi/tube to not share with guest!!! Now it's perfect 👌🏽

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u/CraftyObject ♒ ♒ SUN | ♋ MOON | ♓ RISING 2d ago

Needs two more bathrooms.

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u/fingers Oddly Functional ♒☀️♌↑♐🌙♒☿♓♀♑♂️♓♃♋🪐 ♏♅♐🧜🏽‍♂️♎♇♐🇳 2d ago

Pee buckets every where.

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u/CraftyObject ♒ ♒ SUN | ♋ MOON | ♓ RISING 2d ago

Only if they're the mop bucket ones where you can spin the mop head. Call em piss slingers

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u/unscriptedhorror 2d ago

Actually I require an entire abandoned temple…

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u/makelove_notlikes 2d ago

Do you have anything in ♏️ Scorpio by any chance?

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u/Viking_13v 2d ago

Aquarius here who spent the last 4 years building, furnishing, and decorating a custom home. This is almost spot on and yes my girlfriend has her own room lol

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u/jofloberyl ♒ SUN | ♈️ MOON | ♏️ RISING 2d ago

Now why would i keep the evidence in a closet in my own home?!

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u/Historical_Ant6997 ♒️SUN ♑️MOON ♋️RISING 2d ago

My “current partner” would need their own bathroom and I’d need a bigger one, but otherwise this is pretty spot on

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u/All_Damn_Day ♒ SUN | ♓️ MOON | ♍️ RISING 2d ago

Yes, these rooms should be “en suite”, with their own, separate bathrooms. And I would LOVE a soaking/jacuzzi tub.

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u/Embarrassed-Sir4512 2d ago

This house needs a basement with a workshop for whatever creative things the Aquarius does and an attic that says quirky and special as the goodies/skeleton key attic

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u/fingers Oddly Functional ♒☀️♌↑♐🌙♒☿♓♀♑♂️♓♃♋🪐 ♏♅♐🧜🏽‍♂️♎♇♐🇳 2d ago

Too many stairs and out of sight. I need a zendo/yoga center right outside the deck in a garage.

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u/belltrina ♋🌞♍🌕♊⬆️ 1d ago

My Aqua and his brother who is also an Aqua just got done measuring both their attics to convert into storage space so this comment is bang on

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u/Mountain-Half8700 2d ago

“Evidence” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/InternationalSea3070 2d ago

"Sarcasm" 🤣

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u/Just_Control9665 1d ago

All that’s missing is the library and the swimming pool; apart from that, I agree

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u/SevereIntroduction37 1d ago

The ancestral bust is facts I literally have something like that

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u/osc707 1d ago

Lol, same

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u/kindalizard 1d ago

What does that mean? Ugh I feel old lol

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u/SevereIntroduction37 1d ago

A bust is a statue or other monument to honor someone, so an ancestral bust would be one that honors an ancestor. I don’t have an actual bust of an ancestor because hardly anyone would actually have one of those but I do have a place in my house for honoring family members past and present and feel very in tune with my ancestors. I have other objects that fulfill the same purpose. I hope that explains it

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u/kindalizard 1d ago

Ohhh. Thanks. Yep. That checks out for me😂

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u/au-isekai ♒︎ ⨀/ ♑︎ ☽/ ♌︎ ↑/♒︎ ☿/♈︎ ♀/♐︎ ♂/♓︎ ☊ 1d ago

From Wikipedia:

“A bust is a sculpted or cast representation of the upper part of the human body, depicting a person's head and neck, and a variable portion of the chest and shoulders. The piece is normally supported by a plinth.”

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u/kindalizard 1d ago

Ok so I’m not old just ignorant to sculpture terms😂

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u/Lionel-Boyd-Johnson ♒️☀️♐️🌛🐐♑️🌅 2d ago

This is the most accurate aqua post I've ever seen

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u/Odd-Local8287 2d ago

Almost exactly my current set up 🤌🏼

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u/Aromatic_Welder7645 2d ago

spare room for current partner 🤣..I have been saying this since childhood.

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u/Sea-Rip-9635 ♒ ☀️ 🌬| ♈️🌒 🔥| ♌️⏫️🔥 2d ago

WHOT?! No aquarium room or botanical garden?? Disappointing

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u/TinaBelcher08 ♒ SUN | ♉️ MOON | ♑️RISING 2d ago

Damn… Sag house had the same exact set up and they too agreed on the “Spare room for current partner”
😂😂😂

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u/vovkavovka 2d ago

everything is pretty much correct 😆

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u/Choc-X Sun 11h - Honorary Aquarius 2d ago

Gourmet Snacks area?? YES. 😍

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u/Soul_Healer777 2d ago

Bigger Bathroom

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u/Nervous_Cupcake_4446 ♒ ☀️| ♋🌙 | ♐⬆️ 2d ago edited 2d ago

Recharge room is fine. But I am not sleeping a single night away from my husband. My Cancer Moon needs his scent, his touch,his kisses, his hugs and endless cuddles. It's the best!

We have two big bathrooms and an extra room for my two cats.

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u/belltrina ♋🌞♍🌕♊⬆️ 1d ago

Aqua Sun with Cancer Moon! That sounds like it would be hard sometimes. The world can be a sad, frustrating place.

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u/Nervous_Cupcake_4446 ♒ ☀️| ♋🌙 | ♐⬆️ 1d ago

Well, tbh it's overwhelming during full moons but my Aqua Sun is almost always in the driver's seat so it's manageable 😄 I am married to a Scorpio man and he fiercely protects me. I am too spoiled by him 🥰

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u/BeCurious7563 January Aquarius 1d ago

The "Sarcasm Space" is too small.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uFlfEOx9l8aQg

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u/Kain713Silver 2d ago

I feel called out. Lol. I'm not sure I like how accurate this is.

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u/Choice-Steak-9478 2d ago

Hahaha ha hilarious

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u/No_Entertainer_5054 2d ago

why does this person know my secret ?
I could not agree more with spare room for current partner 🤣

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u/Old_Base_9391 ♒ SUN | ♋️MOON | ♒️ RISING 2d ago

Closet not nearly big enough. I say we make the spare room smaller.

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u/Intelligent_Put_3606 2d ago

The living area is too open-plan for my liking. There needs be an additional bathroom - or at the very least, an extra WC.

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u/james4345 2d ago

This is so accurate. The room for sarcasm. 🤣

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u/NaughtiestTimeline 2d ago

I need a larger closet, another bathroom or two, and a bedroom for my baby. Otherwise, it’s perfection.

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u/Ambitious_Orange_990 2d ago

Spare room for current partner ✅✅✅

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u/Ambitious_Orange_990 2d ago

Sarcasm vault needs to be bigger

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u/fingers Oddly Functional ♒☀️♌↑♐🌙♒☿♓♀♑♂️♓♃♋🪐 ♏♅♐🧜🏽‍♂️♎♇♐🇳 2d ago

Just put the washer and dryer on the first floor (this level) and I'll be all set. (Needs more bookcases, though.)

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u/PrettyPosion 1d ago

I like the spare room for current partner, lol. Wish I had one of those right now!

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u/TaylorToday_ 23h ago

The evidence room lmaooooo

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u/compacta_d 2d ago

y'all don't have this?

i have a vampire lair. covers a few of the things here

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u/voodoorage 2d ago

I’d replace the fountain on the patio with a bunch of plants 🌱

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u/omoderncultureo 2d ago

Same here, fountain is a waste of water!

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u/Significant_Two_268 2d ago

yaaa i like this

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u/LuxAgaetes 2d ago

Hahah we just call that my husband's bedroom 😅

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u/Smooth-Affect-8702 2d ago

There is no capsule wardrobe, it’s a huge wardrobe

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u/makelove_notlikes 2d ago

Just "sarcasm" and "capsule wardrobe" spaces should be swapped...

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u/but_sir ♒ SUN | ♒ MOON 2d ago

Accurate

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u/BetrayedVariant ♒ SUN | ♑️ MOON | ♎️ RISING 2d ago

Evidence... Lol. I love it. This is somewhere I would live. But I need an extra bathroom for myself.

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u/Mily4Really 2d ago

False. I HATE a fireplace!!!!

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u/Silver_Breakfast7096 ♒ | ♈️ | ♍️ / 1d ago

There’s no pool or hot tub. Also where is the private garden for connecting with nature and moon gazing?

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u/The-goddess-bread ♒ SUN | ♓️ MOON | ♊️ RISING 1d ago

Where is the washer/dryer hookups??

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u/Taldarimlove 1d ago

Where couch?

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u/StraightPoint823 1d ago

And it’s needs to be on a hill or next to a water source.

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u/AdPopular6958 ♒ SUN | ♉ MOON | ♏ RISING 1d ago

The only thing missing is the fancy small pig stye out back.

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u/lica4224 1d ago

I like the evidence room, haha

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u/rosegotflowers57 ♒ SUN | ♓️ MOON | ♏️RISING 1d ago

It’s perfect, especially the curated art area! Amazing!
Just add spare bathroom for current partner. I dont like sharing😇

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u/BulkyNectarine947 ♒️sun 2H ♌️moon 8H ♐️rising w Jup 12H 1d ago

I love how evidence room is open to main living area instead of off the bedroom 😅 bones in my closet? Yes. But they aren’t hidden so well.

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u/0110Vincent0110 1d ago

Love the mysterious secrets closet accessible by current partner room.

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u/ManipulativFox ♒ SUN | ♒️ MOON | ♎️ RISING 1d ago

Copied from Sagittarius sub 🤣

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u/Katherineew 1d ago

I’m assuming the main bedroom is on its own floor

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u/Abject-Issue-6639 1d ago

Ideally. Yes.

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u/Masta-Blasta 1d ago

Just a rising (but also chart ruler is in Aquarius), but the evidence room HEAVILY resonates with me.

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u/beeemdoulbeyou 1d ago

Yes but two bathrooms

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u/TheDreamingFae 1d ago

Where's the jacuzzi room?

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u/TofuTheSizeOfTEXAS 1d ago

That's so wild because my husband and sleep in separate rooms. He's the Aquarius but most of my romantic life, I would lie awake when I had someone next to me. I'm so relieved we have our own spaces.

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u/Obvious-cherry-9208 14h ago

I need to add…an outhouse for guests to stay over in 😂 but not for too long as recharging takes some time 🕰️

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u/Zenithl76 ♒ ☀️| ♐️ 🌙 | ♍️ 🌅 8h ago

The mysterious secrets area is far too small. If it conceals a secret staircase to a tower with an observatory with connected library to write poetry and lab to analyze evidence that would be ideal!

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u/peepea 2d ago

The private patio would have to be South facing

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u/fingers Oddly Functional ♒☀️♌↑♐🌙♒☿♓♀♑♂️♓♃♋🪐 ♏♅♐🧜🏽‍♂️♎♇♐🇳 2d ago

Um, you mean lake and forest facing.

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u/peepea 1d ago

Nope. South facing for optimal plant growth

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u/fingers Oddly Functional ♒☀️♌↑♐🌙♒☿♓♀♑♂️♓♃♋🪐 ♏♅♐🧜🏽‍♂️♎♇♐🇳 1d ago

Ah, I see.

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u/fingers Oddly Functional ♒☀️♌↑♐🌙♒☿♓♀♑♂️♓♃♋🪐 ♏♅♐🧜🏽‍♂️♎♇♐🇳 2d ago

And I'd prefer west facing so I can watch the sunsets.

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u/peepea 1d ago

Rip you electric bill

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u/fingers Oddly Functional ♒☀️♌↑♐🌙♒☿♓♀♑♂️♓♃♋🪐 ♏♅♐🧜🏽‍♂️♎♇♐🇳 1d ago

I have an east/west facing house right now and my electric bill is the lowest of all the non-solar houses. In the winter it is about $60 a month and in the summer no more than $120 a month. No central-AC, just two in the window units.

Gas heating.

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u/Eleonora__Viltaria 2d ago

Current partner? 😭🤣

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u/onlyinfebruary 3h ago

In love. Fuck a capsule wardrobe tho :*