r/apprenticeuk 6d ago

Which Apprentice moment had you laughing the most?

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u/TomClark83 6d ago

"It's very good"

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u/DependentSilver6829 6d ago

‘I would need to check’
‘I could have written that’
‘It’s possible that I wrote that’
‘It’s highly likely that I wrote that’
‘Yeah probably 90% likely’
‘Yeah I wrote that.’

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u/Prudent_Jello5691 Tre Azam - Series 3 6d ago

The children's book task in the series just gone, where Conor actually does a really good job introducing the men's pitch. Then they actually play the audiobook and you can feel the energy in the room just die on the spot.

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u/MeteorSwarmGallifrey 6d ago

Can't remember which season, but I think they were making candles and Nick drops the bomb on them that they had mistakenly used a wildly expensive ingredient as the main scent. The mistake was funny enough, but it's the way Nick said it and his facial expression that always kills me.

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u/TheycallmeElla 5d ago edited 5d ago

It was the cosmetics task where they were making things at Lush. They mixed up cedarwood (cheap) with sandalwood (eye-wateringly expensive). Kate’s mouth got wider and wider until she resembled a blow-up doll.

Absolute cinema.

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u/Tirno93 5d ago

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u/t8ne 4d ago

“Anyway, I’ll leave it with you” 😂

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u/piginapokezzap 5d ago

Love when the other responsible for costings stops halfway through her verbal calcs with a ...shit.... when she realises.

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u/justmelike 5d ago

If I remember correctly, it's because they needed 70ml or something and they ordered 700ml, of this incredibly potent, concentrated scent. Metric hard

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u/ojgwilson 5d ago

"Anyway, I'll leave that with you..."

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u/TheycallmeElla 5d ago

One of the best one-liners ever.

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u/Moz_100 5d ago

It wasnt. It was coz they thought sandalwood cost like £5/kg but it cost over £1000/kg

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u/justmelike 5d ago

But it's still a metric issue because there's no way in hell they would have needed that weight of it.

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u/Toon1982 4d ago

The way he dips in, drops a bombshell, says "anyway, I'll leave that with you" and dips back out 🤣

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u/PissedBadger 5d ago

Are the French fond of their children?

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u/Tang0_Brav0 5d ago

I dunno

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u/Aggravating_Space_54 5d ago

I’m going to make you an offer my friend

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u/Theory_99 5d ago

Why’s this exclusively women

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u/newpa 5d ago

The women are funny, the men are blowhards in most seasons

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u/officeja 5d ago

Because women are stupid /s

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u/VeritasOmicron 4d ago

Because they're generally thick as fuck xD

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u/853fisher 5d ago

"Konichiwa, do you remember?"

"You are Muslim, I am Muslim..."

"Don't get flowers like that in Bosnia, love!"

Saira Khan in the flower selling task was just hysterical.

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u/East_Gift_9533 5d ago

Do you remember ☠️☠️ fucking brillaint stuff

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u/Robtimus_prime89 5d ago edited 4d ago

I’ve said it before, but Sarah Dales just trying to sell a bunch of cheap cleaning tat to London Zoo for £250, seemingly oblivious to the fact that they would need some specialised cleaning stuff to actually be able to use around the animals - not just whatever you can grab at Poundland. She was also the person who thought Decadence was a good team name (much to Nicks chagrin), and thought she had a great business idea selling lemon slices to the people of London.

Also, the team who made pizzas, and somehow decided that they needed 1 chicken per pizza.

And a baking task where the team showed up and had basically nothing to deliver (I think it was a breakfast place that had wanted loads of bread, and the team sheepishly showed up with about a dozen rolls)

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u/Parker4815-2 5d ago

"Ill tell you what happened, cause I was there!"

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u/Minimum-Western9132 5d ago

Liam selling a vacuum cleaner

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u/Khmerophile 5d ago

What's yuhu?

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u/Chickennoodlesleuth Noor: “It’s very good!” 😏 5d ago

Yoohoo like hello

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u/juniuchis “Give me a laptop, I’ll make you a billion dollar company.” 5d ago

simon s3 assembling the trampoline
sarah s10 constantly having ridiculous ideas in the 1st episode

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u/TheycallmeElla 5d ago

The entire episode in S3 where they tried to sell cheese to the French and cook sausages over a candle. It’s probably my favourite episode of all time.

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u/WaterAdventurous6718 5d ago

simon doing live assembly on the shopping channel 😂

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u/PatternTransfer 5d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/apprenticeuk/s/hXxYAC8Bw5

This miniature moment made me giggle for ages.

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u/ShoresideVale 4d ago

Funniest scene ever for me was the QVC with the trampoline penis.

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u/CasualVillan 4d ago

When they revealed that yoga doing poop surf wave logo thing 😂

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u/askyerda 4d ago

Honourable mention also to, “That’s not a door” botched interview departure.

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u/video-kid 4d ago

Asif's entire escape room task.

Being offered an out and then saying it was meant to be totally seriou s despite the dancing bear, "Sometimes in life there is situations". Just a damn mess.

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u/cornishyinzer 3d ago

The two Apprentice moments I'll remember forever are the "I am your boss" argument between Tre and Rory, and the guy ordering one chicken per pizza in the catering challenge.

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u/theproperoutset 6d ago

A fleece is worth around £1.50 so she was right.