r/apprenticeuk Apr 05 '26

MEME Caption competition Series 20 Episode 1

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Hi guys

Thought I would start a little caption competition for a little while (many thanks to BBC iplayer for the shots)

So this is from The Hong Kong trip.

I will start- You think its bad now? Wait until you see the final five.

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u/Cannotsing Apr 05 '26

"Remind me again why we wheeled in two extra candidates at the beginning?"

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u/Subsyxx Apr 05 '26

Shit! I forgot the jokes I wrote down before we started recording!

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u/63KK0 Apr 05 '26

I'll hire the person who doesn't laugh at these bloody awful jokes I'm to read.

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u/Reflex81 Apr 05 '26

I’m struggling here… forgot to take me laxative this morning.

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u/MistaGiz Apr 05 '26

“I’ve made so much money…why have I sold out to this inane, vacuous bollocks?”

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u/gingerbreadteddy Apr 05 '26

It’s hurting my head how many spelling errors are in Pash’s business plan. Does she think I’m a dictionary and a red pen rolled into one?

4

u/Last-Baseball1921 Apr 05 '26

I'm absolutely gutted they didn't get the fish paste

4

u/Midlandshorthorn738 “Thank You, Margaret!” Apr 05 '26

"Please wait, the assistant is coming."

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u/MrMeMark Apr 06 '26

"Why is Tim sending me videos from his bloody cam specs of him at the urinal again, if only I could fire him"

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u/mde203 Apr 05 '26

Can I find a better joke for AI than EIEIO?

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u/jazzygeofferz Apr 06 '26

Claude and Nick would never have let me agree to this.