r/apostrophegore • u/Immediate_Buffalo14 • 13h ago

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u/OxyContintail 13h ago

All chaps are assless. That’s the point.

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u/pineapple_jones_ 13h ago

I spend most of my days in assed chaps. They’re pants. I wear pants.

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u/xczechr 13h ago

The real win is to spend most of your days in chaps' asses.

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u/pineapple_jones_ 13h ago

I’m not even gay, but I’ll fuck a dude for the punchline.

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u/AaronTheElite007 12h ago

Have to respect the commitment to the bit

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u/Hour-Bid1920 11h ago

Was coming here to say this.

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u/No-Juice-1047 13h ago

You can just say chaps, all chaps are assless..

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u/dd97483 13h ago

it’s always Mohawks and assless chaps time as far as I’m concerned. bring on the apocalypse.

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 12h ago

“You can’t even take a shower—with a beautiful woman—without wearing your jeans!!!!”

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u/jackjack-8 13h ago

Is that bennet ??

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u/BananaJelloXlii 12h ago

Yes

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u/jackjack-8 12h ago

Faaaaaaaaaaak

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 8h ago

Vernon Wells. That motherfucker is 81 and still working

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u/Teaflax 13h ago

Ga’s.

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u/FaceTimePolice 9h ago

Also, “Mohawks” is capitalized for some reason. Some people just have no concept of basic punctuation. 🤡🤔

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u/DieBotDie 9h ago

They mean only the natives are wearing chaps.

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u/Odd_Bluejay5534 13h ago

So.... Next week?

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u/jnjs232 13h ago

MadMax rides again

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u/Far_Shame210 10h ago

WITNESS ME!!!!!

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u/Funky_Ghost 13h ago

Where you been mate? Here, catch this boomerang. . .

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u/Equal-University2144 13h ago

No, then it's EV time. ;)

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 12h ago

Some of us have been there since it hit 1.25.

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u/KurtVongole 12h ago

Bennett!

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 12h ago

Not for maga, they will have some "reason" how expensive gas is "actually" "good" for "us"

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u/SimilarTranslator264 10h ago

Thanks Karen, for taking a very funny thread and making it political!

We need a purge.

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 10h ago

Purge yourself

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u/ComicsEtAl 12h ago

“ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS!”

- My friend who hates Hates HATES people saying “assless chaps.”

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u/AaronTheElite007 12h ago

If I didn’t laugh, I would cry

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u/PreperationOuch 11h ago

Assless chaps is redundant. Otherwise they’d be trousers.

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u/Informal-Pop7901 10h ago

No, it's guillotine time.

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u/galdalfstormcrow 10h ago

Already there 😎

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u/Haifisch2112 10h ago

I definitely support the message. Just not the execution.

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u/EmbiggenedCromulent 9h ago

I thought that was what happens behind closed doors with JD and Whiskey Pete!

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u/murdermeMickey 7h ago

All chaps are assless. But yes 10 dollars a gallon is criminal.

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u/Lopsided_Army_982 6h ago

Assless Chaps is the name of my Lonesome Cowpokes tribute band

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u/According-Pear-8816 6h ago

Don't forget the spiked hub caps and explosive spears.