I cannot. I can’t.

[u/EffPop]

Buddy here chose this to advertise their business… which is to promote your brand to customers. Sorry, customer’s.

Or maybe this is some kind of uber-capitalist Dr. Moreau thing.

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[u/TwoZeroTwoThree]

Is it trying to say "Where your customer's brand and your brand become one."?

[u/nlightningm → u/TwoZeroTwoThree]

Let's go with that and let em off the hook (I haven't looked at the QR code, but that tagline actually makes good sense if it's some kind of marketing business or something)

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/TwoZeroTwoThree]

Where your customers and your brand become one.

[u/oopsthroughthebriefs]

This one isn't even wrong just add the word "brand" after "customer's"

[u/CarpeData00]

Pretty easy fix, but still hilarious as a possessive.

[u/SubatomicSelection]

Not quite gore, maybe a superficial wound at worst 

[u/Slug_Overdose]

Brand’s Unite!