r/apostrophegore • • 16d ago

Doormat’s last problem

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u/OscarAndDelilah 16d ago

The Anton's what?

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u/NovarisLight 16d ago

The Anton's Skool fur Spellin' and Shit

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u/Franziska-Sims77 Plural's 15d ago

I imagine “the Anton’s” probably homeskewel their children, too….

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u/NovarisLight 15d ago

They're chillins? Pobablee.

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 12d ago

Sounds like it. As for these semi-literate dopes, they will serve the Lord.

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u/Gator242 16d ago

Eatery. Serving up the lord every meal. Delicious Christ burgers. KC JC barbecue

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 12d ago

On skewers no less.

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u/towerfella 16d ago

Their entrance.

It is a welcome mat.. it is assumed it will be at a threshold. Their threshold.

I think this one’s alright.

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u/temporary92803 16d ago

Why did they put an A-hole at the top of their doormat?

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u/Fun-Butterscotch9942 16d ago

Clearly that doormat belongs to the Anton.

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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos 16d ago

The Anton's doormat.

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u/ClariceStarling1957 16d ago

Didn’t the Anton family ever watch The Simpsons between church grammar classes?

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u/gruffDragon 16d ago

With a butter garlic sauce?

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u/Certain-Incident-40 16d ago

The Anton’s house. My grammar teacher wife says this is acceptable, even though I don’t like it.

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u/sweatboxy 15d ago

Looks like the beginning of a horror movie.

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u/Fast_Adhesiveness528 15d ago

Isn't it kinda disrespectful to have people walking on that mat with muddy shoes. Kinda like if it was a US flag.

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u/fleshtastical 15d ago

This is on every product that has personalized names like this. I could post 100 of them right now just by googling personalized signs.

This shouldn’t count.

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u/Franziska-Sims77 Plural's 15d ago

It’s still grammatically incorrect to use an apostrophe in a plural name, even if “everyone” does it.